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Hesher Quotes

  • TJ: what the fuck are you doing?
    TJ: What the fuck you doing?

  • TJ: "What is wrong with you?"
    TJ: What is wrong with you?

  • Hesher: Whats green and slimey and smells like bacon?
    Hesher: What's green, slimy, and smells like bacon?

  • Hesher: You lost your wife, You lost your mom, I lost a nut.

  • Hesher: I got a doctors appointment... burns when i urinate
    Hesher: I got a doctor's appointment. It burns when I urinate.

  • Madeleine Forney: Life is like walking in the rain... you can hide and take cover or you can just get wet
    Madeleine Forney: Life is like walking in the rain... you can hide and take cover or you can just get wet.

  • Nicole: How do you know this guy?
    TJ: It's kind of a long story.

  • Hesher: This is my uncle's house.

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