Hillside Cannibals Reviews
Asylem have made better flicks this is just plain awful all the way throw.
I hit the fast forward click on the boring bits no doubt.
A group of young adults head to the hills to take up spelunking. The trip also looks to include drug use, drinking, and copious sex. Generally, there isn't anything wrong with partaking in these activities; unfortunately, these hills are filled with cannibals that hope for nothing more but to catch the visitors partaking in these un-Christian behaviors so they can eat them...
"What was that?"
"It was just a coyote...or two."
Leigh Scott, director of Chrome Angels, The Hitchhiker (2007), King of the Lost World, and Pirates of Treasure Island, delivers Hillside Cannibals. The storyline for this picture is nothing special and reminded me of a combination of The Hills have Eyes and Wrong Turn. The settings are not presented well and the acting is dreadful. The cast includes Heather Conforto, Tom Nagel, and Vaz Andreas.
"We've got Jaeger. We've got beers. What else do you need?"
Hillside Cannibals was recently on the Chiller Channel so I decided to give it a shot based on the overall premise. Unfortunately, like most films I watch on the Chiller Channel, this was awful. The acting, especially by the cannibals, was horrific and seemed like something high school kids put together. There were some awesome kill scenes; but overall, I recommend skipping this picture.
"I'd like to take you in once piece."
Review coming soon.
I wish I had something else bad to say, but this movie stinks so badly as to make one speechless.
PLUS THE MAIN CANNIBAL LOOKS LIKE MEL B OUT OF BO SELECTA!!!