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  • Casey: Sarah. "You're single. Relax and enjoy the ride" Casey. "I haven'y been ridden in years"
    Sara Melas: You're single. Relax and enjoy the ride.
    Casey: I haven'y been ridden in years.


  • Alex "Hitch" Hitchens: Right, but see, here's the thing - my clients actually *like* women.


  • Alex "Hitch" Hitchens: You wanna jump out a plane without a chute, be my guest. But forgive me if I don't join you.


  • Alex "Hitch" Hitchens: Basic principles... there are none.
    Alex "Hitch" Hitchens: [last lines] Basic principles - there are none.


  • Alex "Hitch" Hitchens: You know what it's like getting up every morning feeling hopeless, feeling like the love of your life is waking up with the wrong man? But, at the same time, hoping that she still finds happiness, even if it's never going to be with you?


  • Alex "Hitch" Hitchens: Sixty percent of all human communication is nonverbal, body language; thirty percent is your tone. So that means that ninety percent of what you're saying ain't coming out of your mouth. Of course she's going to lie to you! She's a nice person. She doesn't want to hurt your feelings. What else she going to say? She doesn't even know you... yet. Luckily, the fact is that just like the rest of us, even a beautiful woman doesn't know what she wants until she sees it, and that's where I come in. My job is to open her eyes. Basic principles: no matter what, no matter when, no matter who... any man has a chance to sweep any woman off her feet. He just needs the right broom.


  • Alex "Hitch" Hitchens: Never lie, steal, cheat, or drink. But if you must lie, lie in the arms of the one you love. If you must steal, steal away from bad company. If you must cheat, cheat death. And if you must drink, drink in the moments that take your breath away.


  • Alex "Hitch" Hitchens: Life is not the amount of breaths you take, it's the moments that take your breath away.


  • Alex "Hitch" Hitchens: This is why exactly falling in love is so goddamn hard
    Alex "Hitch" Hitchens: Because this, this right here, this is exactly why falling in love is so goddamn hard!


  • Alex "Hitch" Hitchens: " you dont need no pizza, they got food there"
    Alex "Hitch" Hitchens: [to Albert] Don't need no pizza. They got plenty of food there.


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