The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Quotes

  • Narrator: More popular than The Celestial Home Care of Nibus. Better selling than 53 More Things to Do in Zero Gravity. And more controversial than Oolon Collouphid's trilogy of philosophical blockbusters Where God Went Wrong, Some More of God's Greatest Mistakes, and Who Is This God Person, Anyway?

  • Arthur Dent: It must be Thursday. I never could get the hang of Thursdays.

  • Ford Prefect: Lollapalooza!

  • Arthur Dent: I think that door just sighed.
    Marvin the Paranoid Robot: Ghastly, isn't it? All the doors on this spaceship have been programmed to have a cheery and sunny disposition.

  • Marvin the Paranoid Robot: I was talking to the navigational computer...
    Arthur Dent: And?
    Marvin the Paranoid Robot: ...It hates me.

  • Barman: Should we put paper bags over our heads or something?

  • Marvin the Paranoid Robot: Life...Don't talk to me about Life.

  • Zaphod Beeblebrox: I'll pull your spleen out through your throat.

  • Zaphod Beeblebrox: Humma Kavula!

  • Narrator: So long, and thanks for all the fish.

  • Ford Prefect: Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.
    Ford Prefect: Time is an illusion, lunchtime doubly so.

  • Ford Prefect: I've been trapped on a strange planet, I haven't been avoiding you. (Looks up at huge girlfriend) You look great, you've grown.

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