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  • The Drake: When life gives you razor blades, you make a baseball bat covered in razor blades [rips open a thug's stomach with razor-covered bat]
    The Drake: When life gives you razor blades, you make a baseball bat covered in razor blades. [rips open a thug's stomach with razor-covered bat]


  • Slick: You know how I can tell I make you wet?
    Abby: No
    Abby: No.
    Slick: Because you're making my dick thirsty.


  • Abby: You can't solve the whole world's problems with a shotgun.
    Hobo: That's all I know.


  • Abby: My legs are closed for tonight.


  • Hobo: SHE'S A TEACHER!!! [Blasts cop's head off with shotgun]
    Hobo: SHE'S A TEACHER! [blasts cop's head off with shotgun]


  • Hobo: You smart and intelligent, you should be a teacher.


  • Abby: You can't solve all the world's problems with a shotgun.
    Hobo: It's all I know.


  • Hobo: People look at you and hope the best for you, they want you to be something special- like a lawyer or a doctor. Truth is if you end up growing up around here you're more likely to be just be selling yourselfs on the street-or selling junk to crackheads! Or you could be just like me...... a hobo with a shotgun.


  • Slick: I'm gonna wash this blood off my face... with YOUR blood!


  • Hobo: mother Teresa is a god damn saint!
    Hobo: Mother Teresa is a Goddamn saint!


  • Hobo: You and me are going on a car ride to Hell and I'm riding "Shotgun"!!!
    Hobo: You and me are going on a car ride to Hell, and I'm riding 'shotgun'!


  • Abby: No, I just wanna go to the zoo and see the bears with you.


  • Hobo: You're crushing my smokes.


  • Hobo: You and me are going on a car ride to HELL!"
    Hobo: You and me are going on a car ride to HELL!


  • Abby: You can't solve all the world's problems with a shotgun
    Abby: You can't solve all the world's problems with a shotgun.
    Hobo: It's the only way I know
    Hobo: It's the only way I know.


  • Hobo: All right, you scum-carving fuck.I'm going to make you regret a whole lot of living and teach you some respect.
    Hobo: Alright, you scum-carving fuck. I'm going to make you regret a whole lot of living and teach you some respect.
    Slick: All right, man, you win, you win. Just tell me what you want? My dad owns this fucking town.
    Slick: Alright, man, you win, you win. Just tell me what you want? My dad owns this fucking town.
    Hobo: I bet there's not one human being in this town who's life you haven't ruined.
    Slick: Please...please, don't shoot my dick off, okay? I'm young, I've got too much fucking left to do. Please!
    Slick: Please... please, don't shoot my dick off, okay? I'm young, I've got too much fucking left to do. Please!
    Hobo: Damn boy!
    Slick: Nooooooo!
    Slick: No!


  • Hobo: Hallelujah.


  • Hobo: I used to be like you. A long time ago. All brand new and perfect. No mistakes, no regrets. People look at you and think of how wonderful your future will be. They want you to be something special, like a doctor, or a lawyer. I hate to tell you this, but if you grow up here, you're more likely to wind up selling your bodies on the streets, or shooting dope from dirty needles in a bus stop. And if you're successful, you'll make money selling junk to crackheads. And don't think twice about killing someone's wife, because you won't even know it's wrong in the first place. Maybe... you'll end up like me. A hobo with a shotgun.
    Hobo: [to a group of newborn babies] I used to be like you. A long time ago. All brand new and perfect. No mistakes, no regrets. People look at you and think of how wonderful your future will be. They want you to be something special, like a doctor, or a lawyer. I hate to tell you this, but if you grow up here, you're more likely to wind up selling your bodies on the streets, or shooting dope from dirty needles in a bus stop. And if you're successful, you'll make money selling junk to crackheads. And don't think twice about killing someone's wife, because you won't even know it's wrong in the first place. Maybe... you'll end up like me. A hobo with a shotgun.


  • The Drake: Take him to the glory hole
    The Drake: Take him to the glory hole.


  • Slick: Take him to the glory hole
    The Drake: Take him to the glory hole.
    Slick: Take him to the glory hole.


  • Hobo: I've already got a slogan (for a lawn mowing service): "You grow it... We cut it."
    Hobo: I've already got a slogan (for a lawn mowing service): 'You grow it. We cut it.
    Hobo: I've already got a slogan (for a lawn mowing service): 'You grow it. I cut it.'


  • Slick: Live you fucking whore!


  • Hobo: Im gonna sleep in your bloody carcass tonight
    Hobo: I'm gonna sleep in your bloody carcass tonight.


  • Hobo: I need to wash this guys ass off my face
    Hobo: I have to wash this guys ass off my face.


  • Slick: Tell it to Mother Teresa while she's fingerbanging you in hell!!!!
    Slick: Tell it to Mother Teresa while she's fingerbanging you in Hell!
    Hobo: Mother Teresa was a Saint!


  • The Drake: When life gives you razor blades... make a baseball bat covered in razor blades!
    The Drake: When life gives you razor blades, you make a baseball bat covered in razor blades!


  • Hobo: hands of me demon.....YOUR CRUSHING MY SMOKES!!!!!
    Hobo: Get you're hands off me demon. Your crushing my smokes!


  • Hobo: Were going to hell, and your riding SHOTGUN!
    Hobo: You an me are going on a car ride to Hell. You're riding shotgun.


  • Hobo: This...girl...is...a...TEACHER!
    Hobo: She...is...a...TEACHER!


  • Hobo: when life gives you razorblades you make a bat covered with razorblades.
    The Drake: When life gives you razorblades, you make a bat covered with razorblades.


  • Hobo: I think I'm okay now. I just tell my brain when I know I'm hurting. I just say I got nothing for you buddy... Nothing to make it go away, so just go to hell. And he goes. He's like a brother to me now and brothers fight sometimes.


  • Hobo: "Because sometimes on the streets, a broom ain't gonna cut it! That's when ya gotta get a shotgun!"


  • Hobo: "you grow it, we cut it" Lawn-cutting business slogan


  • Hobo: Newspaper Headline: Hobo Stops Begging, Demands Change.


  • Hobo: You can't solve every problem in the world with a shotgun!
    Hobo: It's the only thing I know


  • Hobo: You know how I know your wet?
    Hobo: No
    Hobo: Cause my dick is thirsty


  • Hobo: It's a beautiful day for Skate Rape!


  • Hobo: I would eat the peanuts out of your shit


  • Hobo: I Just wanted to buy a lawnmower


  • Hobo: Get your hands off me you demons! You're crushing my smokes!


  • Hobo: Newspaper Heading: Parents Smile as Bodies Pile


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