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  • Magnet: Maybe he found Zero. Maybe they're still alive.
    X-Ray: Yeah, and maybe the Easter Bunny and the Tooth Fairy are real.
    Squid: Maybe my mom'll stop drinkin' and my dad'll come back.
    Twitch: Man when Caveman stole that truck... oh...
    Twitch: Man when Caveman stole that truck. Oh.
    ZigZag: That was awesome.
    Armpit: Yeah Caveman did have style.


  • The Warden: Stanley! Stanley, won't you just open it? Just let me see what's inside! Please?
    Stanley Yelnats: Excuse me? *closes trunk*
    Stanley Yelnats: Excuse me?


  • The Warden: I'm surrounded by a bunch of cow turds.


  • Dr. Pendanski: You wanna know why they call him Zero? Because there's nothin' inside his stupid little head!


  • Zero: I like digging holes.
    Dr. Pendanski: Then you're in the right place.


  • Trout Walker: "The duck may swim on the lake, but my daddy owns the lake!"
    Trout Walker: The duck may swim on the lake, but my daddy owns the lake!


  • Zero: I call it sploosh.


  • Stanley's Grandfather: We're going to need a damn good lawyer.


  • The Warden: Excuse me?


  • Trout Walker: Even Zero, here, isn't completely worthless.
    Mr. Sir: Even Zero, here, isn't completely worthless.


  • Trout Walker: You want to know why they call him Zero? Because there's nothing inside of his stupid little head.


  • Sam: I can fix that.


  • Zero: What's "Mare-yelo"?
    Zero: What's Mare-yelo?


  • Mr. Sir: You take a bad boy and make him dig holes all day long in the hot sun, it makes him a good boy. That's our philisophy here at Camp Green Lake.


  • Stanley Yelnats: (last lines) I guess you have to fill the rest of the holes yourself.
    Stanley Yelnats: [last line] I guess you'll have to fill in the rest of the holes yourself.


  • Stanley's Mother: I don't smell anything!.
    Stanley's Mother: I don't smell anything!


  • Mr. Sir: Once upon a time... there was a magical place where it never rained. ...the end.
    Mr. Sir: Once upon a time there was a magical place where it never rained. The End.


  • The Warden: "I'm tired of this, grandpa!"
    The Warden: I'm tired of this, Grandpa.
    Trout Walker: "That's too damn bad!"
    Trout Walker: Well, that's too damn bad!


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