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  • Megan McCallister: You're not at all worried that something might happen to Kevin?
    Buzz McCallister: No, for three reason: A, I'm not that lucky. Two, we use smoke detectors and D, we live on the most boring street in the whole United States of America, where nothing even remotely dangerous will happen. Period.


  • Harry: Marv?
    Marv: Harry?
    Harry: Why the hell did you take your shoes off?
    Marv: Why the hell are you dressed like a chicken?


  • Kate McCallister: (on a pay phone at the Paris airport) Hi! I'm calling from Paris. My son's home alone.
    Kate McCallister: Hi! I'm calling from Paris. My son's home alone.


  • Harry: (looking at the McCallisters' house with some of supposed partygoers. Music is blasting) Do we wanna come back tomorrow?
    Harry: Do we wanna come back tomorrow?
    Marv: Yeah?
    Harry: Let's get outta here before someone sees us?
    Harry: (drives away)


  • Kevin McCallister: (wearing a church robe as he stands in front of the church while the burgulars look at him) When do you guys come back?
    Kevin McCallister: When do you guys come back?


  • Marley: You can say hello when you see me. You don't have to be afraid.


  • Marv: The Window?
    Marv: The window?
    Harry: Yeah.
    Marv: I'm not goin out the window.
    Marv: I'm not going out the window.
    Harry: What are ya SCARED Marv? are you AFRAID?
    Harry: What are ya scared of Marv? Are you afraid?


  • Harry: Were did he go
    Harry: Were did he go?
    Marv: Maybe he committed sucide
    Marv: Maybe he committed suicide.


  • Fuller: Kevin, your such a diease
    Fuller: Kevin, your such a disease.


  • Buzz McCallister: I wouldn't let you sleep in my room, if you were growing, on my ass!


  • Kevin McCallister: This is it. Dont get scared now.


  • French Ticket Agent: I can get you on a standby.


  • Johnny 1st Gangster: Keep the change, ya filthy animal!


  • Kevin McCallister: Hey!, I'm not afraid anymore. I said I'm not afraid anymore. Do you hear me. I'm not afraid anymore.
    Marley: (approaching Kevin).
    Marley: [approaching Kevin]
    Kevin McCallister: (screams as he runs back inside and he screams like a maniac).
    Kevin McCallister: [screams as he runs back inside and he screams like a maniac]


  • Peter McCallister: (talking to Kate while she's on the phone) Hey!, honey, did I pick up the apater.
    Peter McCallister: [talking to Kate while she's on the phone] Hey, honey, did I pick up the apater.
    Kate McCallister: No?, I didn't have time to do that?.
    Kate McCallister: No? I didn't have time to do that?
    Peter McCallister: What am I supposed to shave in France?.
    Peter McCallister: What am I supposed to shave in France?
    Kate McCallister: Grow a goatee?.
    Kate McCallister: Grow a goatee?


  • Kevin McCallister: Buzz, I'm going through your private stuff, you better come out and pound me?.
    Kevin McCallister: Buzz, I'm going through your private stuff, you better come out and pound me?


  • Kevin McCallister: (picks up Buzz's fireworks) Wow!, fireworks. I'll save these for later.
    Kevin McCallister: [picks up Buzz's fireworks] Wow, fireworks. I'll save these for later.


  • Kate McCallister: (talking to the Scranton ticket agent) This is *Christmas*. The season has the perputal hope. I don't care that I have to get out on your runway and hitchike. It costs me everything I own. I have to sell my soul to the devil himself. I am going to get home to my son?.
    Kate McCallister: [talking to the Scranton ticket agent] This is *Christmas*. The season has the perputal hope. I don't care that I have to get out on your runway and hitchike. It costs me everything I own. I have to sell my soul to the devil himself. I am going to get home to my son?.
    Kate McCallister: [talking to the Scranton ticket agent] This is *Christmas*. The season has the perputal hope. I don't care that I have to get out on your runway and hitchike. It costs me everything I own. I have to sell my soul to the devil himself. I am going to get home to my son?


  • Kate McCallister: (talking to the Scranton ticket agent) I have been awake for almost sixty hours, I have been to Chicago to Paris to Dallas to... Where the hell am I?.
    Kate McCallister: [talking to the Scranton ticket agent] I have been awake for almost sixty hours, I have been to Chicago to Paris to Dallas to... Where the hell am I?
    Scranton Ticket Agent: Scranton?.
    Scranton Ticket Agent: Scranton?
    Kate McCallister: I'm trying to get home to my eight years old son and now I'm this close, you're telling me it's hopeless!.
    Kate McCallister: I'm trying to get home to my eight years old son and now I'm this close, you're telling me it's hopeless!


  • Kate McCallister: KEVIN!!!!


  • Kate McCallister: How can we forget this?. We forgot him?.
    Kate McCallister: How can we forget this? We forgot him?
    Peter McCallister: We didn't forget him?. We just miscounted?.
    Peter McCallister: We didn't forget him? We just miscounted?
    Kate McCallister: What kind of mother am I?.
    Kate McCallister: What kind of mother am I?
    Uncle Frank: It makes you feel any better?. I forgot my reading glasses?.
    Uncle Frank: It makes you feel any better? I forgot my reading glasses?


  • Kevin McCallister: (his mother drags him out of the kitchen after the fight) Why do I get treated like scum!.
    Kevin McCallister: [his mother drags him out of the kitchen after the fight] Why do I get treated like scum!


  • Lineman: (talking to Kate as she is about to hop in the airport van) Excuse me, ma'am. I just wanted to let you know that your power is fixed. The phones are just a mess. It will take Ma Bell especially around the holidays?
    Lineman: [talking to Kate as she is about to hop in the airport van] Excuse me, ma'am. I just wanted to let you know that your power is fixed. The phones are just a mess. It will take Ma Bell especially around the holidays?
    Kate McCallister: (without really listening) Okay, thanks!.
    Kate McCallister: [without really listening] Okay, thanks!


  • Kate McCallister: (shouts after she hits the clock and picks up her watch) PETER!
    Kate McCallister: [shouts after she hits the clock and picks up her watch] PETER!
    Kate McCallister: We slept in.
    Peter McCallister: We slept in.


  • Harry: Kids are afraid of the dark
    Harry: Kids are afraid of the dark.
    French Ticket Agent: You're afraid of the dark.


  • Kate McCallister: Did I turn off the coffee?.
    Kate McCallister: Did I turn off the coffee?
    Peter McCallister: No?... I did?.
    Peter McCallister: No? I did?
    Kate McCallister: Did you lock up?.
    Kate McCallister: Did you lock up?
    Peter McCallister: Yeah?.
    Peter McCallister: Yeah?
    Kate McCallister: Did we set the timers on the lights?.
    Kate McCallister: Did we set the timers on the lights?
    Kate McCallister: Did you close the close the garage?.
    Kate McCallister: Did you close the close the garage?
    Peter McCallister: That's it, I forgot to close the garage, that's it?.
    Peter McCallister: That's it, I forgot to close the garage, that's it?
    Kate McCallister: No?, that's not it?.
    Kate McCallister: No?, that's not it?
    Peter McCallister: And who else will we be forgetting?.
    Peter McCallister: And who else will we be forgetting?
    Kate McCallister: (she jumps up right after she pauses) Kevin!.
    Kate McCallister: [she jumps up right after she pauses] Kevin!


  • Kevin McCallister: Can I sleep in your room?. I don't wanna sleep on a hide-a-bed with Fuller. If he has something to drink, he'll wet the bed.
    Kevin McCallister: Can I sleep in your room? I don't wanna sleep on a hide-a-bed with Fuller. If he has something to drink, he'll wet the bed.
    Buzz McCallister: I wouldn't let you sleep in my room?. If you were growing on my ass!.
    Buzz McCallister: I wouldn't let you sleep in my room? If you were growing on my ass!


  • Kevin McCallister: (walks in Buzz's bedroom as he approaches Buzz) Buzz...
    Kevin McCallister: [walks in Buzz's bedroom as he approaches Buzz] Buzz...
    Buzz McCallister: Do you know how to knock plem-wad!.
    Buzz McCallister: Do you know how to knock plem-wad!


  • Kate McCallister: Where are the passports and tickets?.
    Kate McCallister: Where are the passports and tickets?
    Peter McCallister: I put them in the microwave to dry them off?.
    Peter McCallister: I put them in the microwave to dry them off?


  • Marv: (The two burgulars arrive at the McCallister household at 9:00p.m.) How do you wanna get in?.
    Marv: [the two burgulars arrive at the McCallister household at 9:00p.m.] How do you wanna get in?
    Harry: Maybe the kid will let us in. You never know?.
    Harry: Maybe the kid will let us in. You never know?
    Marv: He's a kid. Kids are stupid?.
    Marv: He's a kid. Kids are stupid?


  • Kevin McCallister: I made my family dissapear?.
    Kevin McCallister: I made my family dissapear?
    Kevin McCallister: (thinks backs to family members that had told him the night before).
    Kevin McCallister: [thinks backs to family members that had told him the night before]
    Megan McCallister: Kevin, you're heavenly helpless?.
    Megan McCallister: Kevin, you're heavenly helpless?
    Linnie McCallister: You know, Kevin, you're what the french call les incomplent.
    Buzz McCallister: Kevin, I'm going to feed you to my tartulula.
    Jeff McCallister: Kevin, you are a *such* a disease.
    Kate McCallister: There are fifteen people in the house, you're the only one who has to make trouble.
    Uncle Frank: Look what you *did* you little jerk!.
    Uncle Frank: Look what you *did* you little jerk!
    Kevin McCallister: (gleefully) I made my family dissapear?.
    Kevin McCallister: [gleefully] I made my family dissapear?


  • Kate McCallister: I hope you're all drinking milk, I wanna get rid of it.


  • Marv: (The McCallister household is filled with supposed partygoers, music is blasting) Did they come back?.
    Marv: [the McCallister household is filled with supposed partygoers, music is blasting] Did they come back?
    Harry: From *Paris*?.
    Harry: From *Paris*?


  • Aunt Leslie: (talking to Fuller as he drinks his Pepsi) Fuller, go easy on the Pepsi?.
    Aunt Leslie: [talking to Fuller as he drinks his Pepsi] Fuller, go easy on the Pepsi?


  • Kate McCallister: (talking on the phone and Kevin jumps up on the bed) No?, we're not bringing the dog, we took him to the kennel.... Hey, hey, hey, get off. Kevin, out of the room?.
    Kate McCallister: [talking on the phone and Kevin jumps up on the bed] No?, we're not bringing the dog, we took him to the kennel.... Hey, hey, hey, get off. Kevin, out of the room?.
    Kevin McCallister: Hang up the phone and make me, why don't you?.
    Kevin McCallister: Hang up the phone and make me, why don't you?


  • Kevin McCallister: (walking in his parents' bedroom and his mother is talking on the phone) Mom?, Uncle Frank won't let me watch the movie but the big kids can. Why can't I?.
    Kevin McCallister: [walking in his parents' bedroom and his mother is talking on the phone] Mom?, Uncle Frank won't let me watch the movie but the big kids can. Why can't I?
    Kate McCallister: Kevin, I'm on the phone.
    Kevin McCallister: It's not rated R. He's being such a jerk?.
    Kevin McCallister: It's not rated R. He's being such a jerk?
    Kate McCallister: Kevin, if Uncle Frank says no, it must be really bad.


  • Kevin McCallister: (picks up Buzz's Playboy magazine and then tosses it to the floor) No clothes on anybody. Snickering.
    Kevin McCallister: [picks up Buzz's Playboy magazine and then tosses it to the floor] No clothes on anybody. Snickering.


  • Kevin McCallister: (stands on the stairwell) Everyone in this family hates me!.
    Kevin McCallister: [stands on the stairwell] Everyone in this family hates me!.
    Kate McCallister: Then you should ask Santa for the new family.
    Kevin McCallister: I don't want another family, I don't want any family. Familes suck!.
    Kate McCallister: Just stay up there. I don't wanna see you again for the rest of the night.
    Kevin McCallister: I don't wanna see you again for the rest of my whole life. I don't wanna see anybody else either.
    Kate McCallister: I hope you don't mean it. You feel pretty sad that wake up tomorrow morning and you don't have a family.
    Kevin McCallister: No?, I wouldn't?.
    Kate McCallister: Then say that again. Maybe it will happen.
    Kevin McCallister: I hope I'll never see any of you jerks again.


  • Harry: (barges through the kitchen door after his head has blow-torched) Where are you, you little CREEP!.
    Harry: [barges through the kitchen door after his head has blow-torched] Where are you, you little CREEP!


  • Marv: (stares at the house as he is about to crawl into the window) Harry, I'm comin' in.
    Marv: [stares at the house as he is about to crawl into the window]Harry, I'm comin' in.


  • Airline Counter Person: Hi!.
    Airline Counter Person: Hi!
    Kate McCallister: Did we miss the flight?.
    Kate McCallister: Did we miss the flight?
    Airline Counter Person: No?, you just made it.
    Airline Counter Person: No, you just made it.
    Kate McCallister: Yeah?.
    Kate McCallister: Yeah?
    Airline Counter Person: (open the gate door) Have a merry christmas and have a great flight. Bye?.
    Airline Counter Person: [open the gate door] Have a merry christmas and have a great flight. Bye?


  • Kevin McCallister: (prays for his macaroni & cheese) Bless this highly nutrious macaroni and cheese dinner and the people who sold on sale. Amen.
    Kevin McCallister: [prays for his macaroni & cheese] Bless this highly nutrious macaroni and cheese dinner and the people who sold on sale. Amen.


  • Harry: (talking to Kevin after he got hit by a van in the driveway) Hey!, hey!. You better watch out for that traffic, son. You know.
    Harry: [talking to Kevin after he got hit by a van in the driveway] Hey, hey! You better watch out for that traffic, son. You know.
    Kevin McCallister: Sorry?.
    Kevin McCallister: Sorry?
    Harry: Damn!.
    Harry: Damn!
    Marv: (talking to Kevin) Santy don't visit funeral homes, little buddy?.
    Marv: [talking to Kevin] Santy don't visit funeral homes, little buddy?
    Harry: Okay?, okay?. Merry Christmas.
    Harry: Okay, okay? Merry Christmas.
    Harry: (smiles and his tooth glistens. Kevin gasps)
    Harry: [smiles and his tooth glistens. Kevin gasps]


  • Brook: (talking to her mother) Mom, can Santa go through customs?.
    Brook: [talking to her mother] Mom, can Santa go through customs?
    Fuller: (talking to his father) What time do we have to go to bed?.
    Fuller: [talking to his father] What time do we have to go to bed?
    Uncle Frank: (talking to Fuller) Early?. We are leaving at eight a.m.
    Uncle Frank: [talking to Fuller] Early? We are leaving at eight a.m.


  • Check Out Girl: Where's your mom?.
    Check Out Girl: Where's your mom?
    Kevin McCallister: My mom's in the car?.
    Kevin McCallister: My mom's in the car?
    Check Out Girl: Where's your father?
    Kevin McCallister: He's at work?.
    Kevin McCallister: He's at work?
    Check Out Girl: What about your brothers and sisters?.
    Check Out Girl: What about your brothers and sisters?
    Kevin McCallister: I'm an only child?.
    Kevin McCallister: I'm an only child?
    Check Out Girl: Where do you live?.
    Check Out Girl: Where do you live?
    Kevin McCallister: I can't tell you that?.
    Kevin McCallister: I can't tell you that?
    Check Out Girl: Why not?
    Kevin McCallister: Because you're a stranger?.
    Kevin McCallister: Because you're a stranger?


  • Kevin McCallister: runs out of the house and sees two cars that are parked in the garage) The cars are here, they didn't go to the airport.
    Kevin McCallister: Runs out of the house and sees two cars that are parked in the garage) The cars are here, they didn't go to the airport.


  • Airport Driver: (knocks on the door while the linemen are fixing the phone lines) She said eight o'clock sharp!.
    Airport Driver: [knocks on the door while the linemen are fixing the phone lines] She said eight o'clock sharp!


  • Harry: (opening lines at the beginning of the movie) Hey, hey, hey, hey....
    Harry: [opening lines at the beginning of the movie] Hey, hey, hey, hey...


  • Buzz McCallister: (last lines) Kevin, what did you do to my room?.
    Buzz McCallister: [last lines] Kevin, what did you do to my room?


  • Harry: (sees Kevin in front of the church) No, we're not going to church?.
    Harry: [sees Kevin in front of the church] No, we're not going to church?
    Marv: Me either?.
    Marv: Me either?
    Harry: Let's get out of here?.
    Harry: Let's get out of here?


  • Kevin McCallister: The third floor.
    Kate McCallister: Go.
    Kevin McCallister: It's scary up there.
    Kate McCallister: Don't be silly. Fuller will be up in a little while.
    Kevin McCallister: I don't wanna sleep with Fuller. You know about him, he wets the bed, he'll pee all over me, I know it.
    Kate McCallister: (looks disgusted) Fine. We'll put him somewhere else.
    Kate McCallister: [looks disgusted] Fine. We'll put him somewhere else.


  • Johnny 1st Gangster: (Kevin drops the money from the door hatch and then turns the television back on) Keep the change you filthy animal.
    Johnny 1st Gangster: [Kevin drops the money from the door hatch and then turns the television back on] Keep the change you filthy animal.
    Pizza Boy: Cheapskate?.
    Pizza Boy: Cheapskate?
    Johnny 1st Gangster: Hey!, I'm gonna you the count of ten, to get your ugly, yella, no-kester off my property. Before I pump your gull of lead. One, two, ten.
    Pizza Boy: (runs from the house, gets back in his car and drives away)
    Pizza Boy: [runs from the house, gets back in his car and drives away]


  • Pizza Boy: (knocks on the door)
    Pizza Boy: [knocks on the door]
    Johnny 1st Gangster: Who is it?.
    Johnny 1st Gangster: Who is it?
    Pizza Boy: It's Little Nero's, sir. I have your pizza.
    Johnny 1st Gangster: Leave it on the doorstep and get the hell outta here.
    Pizza Boy: Ok?, but, what about the money?
    Johnny 1st Gangster: What money.
    Pizza Boy: Well, you have to pay for your pizza, sir.
    Johnny 1st Gangster: How much do I owe you?.
    Johnny 1st Gangster: How much do I owe you?
    Pizza Boy: That'll be 1.80$, sir.
    Pizza Boy: That'll be $1.80, sir.


  • Heather: (talking to the kids as she points to the van and then points to to the other van) Half in this van, half in that van?
    Heather: [talking to the kids as she points to the van and then points to to the other van] Half in this van, half in that van?
    Mitch Murphy: (waves to the McCallisters as they hop in the airport vans) Have a good trip, bring me back some french?.
    Mitch Murphy: [waves to the McCallisters as they hop in the airport vans] Have a good trip, bring me back some french?
    Mitch Murphy: [waves to the McCallisters as they hop in the airport vans] Have a good trip, bring me back some French?


  • Snakes 2nd Gangster: What do you mean?.
    Snakes 2nd Gangster: What do you mean?
    Johnny 1st Gangster: He's upstairs takin' a bath. He'll call when he gets out.
    Johnny 1st Gangster: (pulls out the gun) Hey!, I think I'm gonna give you, Snakes. I'm gonna give you the count of ten, to get your ugly, yella, no-kester off my property, before I pump your gull of lead?.
    Johnny 1st Gangster: [pulls out the gun] Hey!, I think I'm gonna give you, Snakes. I'm gonna give you the count of ten, to get your ugly, yella, no-kester off my property, before I pump your gull of lead?
    Snakes 2nd Gangster: (wide eyed) All right, Johnny, I'm sorry. I'm goin'.
    Snakes 2nd Gangster: [wide eyed] All right, Johnny, I'm sorry. I'm goin'.
    Johnny 1st Gangster: One, two, ten
    Johnny 1st Gangster: One, two, ten.
    Johnny 1st Gangster: (starts unloading bullets into snakes while he laughs)
    Johnny 1st Gangster: [starts unloading bullets into snakes while he laughs]
    Johnny 1st Gangster: Keep the change you filty animal.


  • Johnny 1st Gangster: (hears Snakes knock on the door) Who is it?.
    Johnny 1st Gangster: [hears Snakes knock on the door] Who is it?
    Snakes 2nd Gangster: (walks in Johnny's office) It's me, Snakes. I got the stuff.
    Snakes 2nd Gangster: [walks in Johnny's office] It's me, Snakes. I got the stuff.
    Johnny 1st Gangster: Leave it on the doorstep and get the hell out of here.
    Snakes 2nd Gangster: All right, Johnny, but, what about my money.
    Johnny 1st Gangster: What money.
    Snakes 2nd Gangster: Acey said you had some dough for me.
    Johnny 1st Gangster: How much do I owe you.
    Snakes 2nd Gangster: Acey said 100%.
    Johnny 1st Gangster: Too bad. Acey ain't in charge no more.


  • Kate McCallister: (talking to Kevin after he fights with Buzz over the pizza) Look, stop, stop. What is the matter with you?.
    Kate McCallister: [talking to Kevin after he fights with Buzz over the pizza] Look, stop, stop. What is the matter with you?
    Kevin McCallister: (points to Buzz) He started it. He ate my pizza on purpobe. He knows I hate sausages and onions and olives and....
    Kevin McCallister: [points to Buzz] He started it. He ate my pizza on purpobe. He knows I hate sausages and onions and olives and...
    Uncle Frank: (wipes the drink from his pants) Look what you did you little jerk!.
    Uncle Frank: [wipes the drink from his pants] Look what you did you little jerk!


  • Marv: (shouts after he jumps in the window and steps on the ornaments) I'm gonna kill that kid!.
    Marv: [shouts after he jumps in the window and steps on the ornaments] I'm gonna kill that kid!


  • Herb Drugstore Clerk: (Kevin moves away from Old Man Marley and the desk as he steals the toothbrush) Honey, you have to pay for the toothbrush. Son, you have to pay it please. Son, son. Danny, stop that boy!.
    Herb Drugstore Clerk: [Kevin moves away from Old Man Marley and the desk as he steals the toothbrush] Honey, you have to pay for the toothbrush. Son, you have to pay it please. Son, son. Danny, stop that boy!.
    Herb Drugstore Clerk: [Kevin moves away from Old Man Marley and the desk as he steals the toothbrush] Honey, you have to pay for the toothbrush. Son, you have to pay it please. Son, son. Danny, stop that boy!


  • Kate McCallister: (drags Kevin as she sends him to the third floor) There are fifteen people in this house you're the only one who has to make trouble
    Kate McCallister: [drags Kevin as she sends him to the third floor] There are fifteen people in this house you're the only one who has to make trouble.
    Kevin McCallister: I'm the only one getting dumped on.
    Kate McCallister: You're the only one acting up. Now get upstairs.
    Kevin McCallister: I am upstairs dummy.


  • Heather: (sees the kids run around the house as they prepare for the airport) Where are you going. Are you gonna miss the flight?.
    Heather: [sees the kids run around the house as they prepare for the airport] Where are you going. Are you gonna miss the flight?


  • Kevin McCallister: (looking at the Little Nero's pizza box after the pizza boy runs away and gets back in his car and drives away) A lovely cheese pizza just for me.
    Kevin McCallister: [looking at the Little Nero's pizza box after the pizza boy runs away and gets back in his car and drives away] A lovely cheese pizza just for me.


  • Check Out Girl: Are you here all by yourself?
    Kevin McCallister: Ma'am, I'm eight years old, do you think I'd be here *alone*. I don't think so?.


  • Peter McCallister: (picks up Harry's lost tooth that fell out of his mouth the night before christmas) Honey, what's this.
    Peter McCallister: [picks up Harry's lost tooth that fell out of his mouth the night before christmas] Honey, what's this?


  • Marv: [High pitched scream]
    Marv: [high pitched scream]


  • Officer Devereux: Hey!, we've been lookin' for you two guys in a long time.
    Officer Devereux: Hey, you know we've been looking for you two guys for a long time. You guys are always leaving the water running whenever you break in, now we know each and every house you guys have hit.
    Marv: Yeah!, well, remember the wet bandits. The wet bandits W-E-T.
    Marv: Yeah. But remember, we're the wet bandits. The wet bandits. W-E-T.
    Harry: Shut up, shut up. Get in the car. Hands off your head, pal.
    Harry: [shouting] Shut up.


  • Kate McCallister: (talking to Heather as the kids run around the house) Heather, do a head count and make sure everyone's in the vans.
    Kate McCallister: [talking to Heather as the kids run around the house] Heather, did you count heads?
    Megan McCallister: Eleven, including me. Five boys, six girls, four parents, two drivers, and a partridge in a pear tree.


  • Kevin McCallister: (sees the burgulars' van after he shoplifted from the store) I thought the Murphys went to Florida.
    Kevin McCallister: [sees the burgulars' van after he shoplifted from the store] I thought the Murphys went to Florida.


  • Harry: (Talking to Kate as she drags Kevin upstairs) Don't worry about me, I've spoken with your husband. Dorry about your home. It's in good hands.
    Harry: [talking to Kate as she drags Kevin upstairs] Don't worry about me. I spoke with your husband already, and don't worry about your home. It's in good hands.


  • Kate McCallister: Kevin, get upstairs right now?.
    Kate McCallister: Kevin, get upstairs right now?
    Kevin McCallister: Why?.
    Kevin McCallister: Why?
    Rod: Kevin, you're such a disease?.
    Rod: Kevin, you're such a disease?
    Kevin McCallister: Shut up!.
    Kevin McCallister: Shut up!
    Peter McCallister: Kevin, upstairs.
    Kate McCallister: Say goodnight Kevin.
    Kevin McCallister: 'Goodnight, Kevin'.


  • Kevin McCallister: This is it. Dont get scared now.
    Kevin McCallister: [preparing to meet bandits and loading the rifle] This is it! Don't get scared now!


  • Harry: Marv!
    Harry: Why the hell did you take your shoes off?
    Marv: Harry!
    Marv: Why the hell are you dressed like a chicken?
    Harry: Why the hell you take your shoes off?
    Marv: Why the hell you dressed like a chicken?


  • Harry: Where is he?
    Harry: Where did he go?
    Marv: Maybe he commited suicide.
    Marv: Maybe he committed suicide.
    Kevin McCallister: I'm down here you big horses ass. Come and get me before I call the police.
    Kevin McCallister: I'm over here you big horse's ass, come and get me before I call the police.


  • Kevin McCallister: Hello (fires shotgun)
    Kevin McCallister: Hello. [machine gun fire]


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