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Home Alone 2: Lost in New York Quotes

  • Marv: That was the sound of a tool chest.... falling down the stairs.


  • Uncle Frank: Get Outta here you nosey little pervert or I'm gonna slap you silly!!!


  • Kevin McCallister: (looks down at Harry and Marv as they're about to climb up the stairs) Hey, why don't you guys try and climb up the stairs?
    Kevin McCallister: Hey, why don't you guys try and climb up the stairs?
    Marv: Right?


  • Kevin McCallister: Hey guys! Smile! (Harry frowns and Marv smiles)
    Kevin McCallister: Hey guys! Smile!


  • Uncle Frank: Get outta her you nosey little pervert or I'm gonna slap you silly!!!
    Uncle Frank: Get outta her you nosey little pervert or I'm gonna slap you silly!


  • Kevin McCallister: You give up! Had enough pain!
    Marv: NEVAAA!


  • Marv: I hope your parents gave you tombstone for Christmas
    Marv: I hope your parents gave you tombstone for Christmas.


  • Harry: Sunny!
    Kevin McCallister: Yes!?
    Harry: Nothing will thrill me better than too shoot you! Knocking off a youngster aint gonna mean that much too me
    Harry: Nothing will thrill me better than too shoot you! Knocking off a youngster aint gonna mean that much too me.


  • Harry: (opens the cash register and steals money from it) Merry Christmas Harry!.
    Harry: [opens the cash register and steals money from it] Merry Christmas Harry!
    Marv: (opens the price register and steals money from it) Happy Hanukah Marv!.
    Marv: [opens the price register and steals money from it] Happy Hanukah Marv!


  • Kevin McCallister: Looks at Mr. Duncan's note present that he wrote for him as he is about to throw it in the Duncan's Toy Chest window) This it it, no turning back, another christmas in the trenches.
    Kevin McCallister: [looks at Mr. Duncan's note present that he wrote for him as he is about to throw it in the Duncan's Toy Chest window] This it it, no turning back, another Christmas in the trenches.


  • Desk Clerk Mrs. Stone: Can I help you?.
    Desk Clerk Mrs. Stone: Can I help you?
    Kevin McCallister: A reservation for the McCallisters?
    Desk Clerk Mrs. Stone: A reservation for yourself?.
    Desk Clerk Mrs. Stone: A reservation for yourself?
    Kevin McCallister: Ma'am, my feet are touching the ground. I'm barely looking at the counter. How can I make a reservation for the hotel room. Think about it. Kid, going to the hotel, making a reservation, I don't think so.


  • Harry: Here we are, Marv. New York City. The land of oppurtunity?.
    Harry: Here we are, Marv. New York City. The land of opportunity?
    Harry: (sniffs) Smell that?.
    Harry: [sniffs] Smell that?
    Marv: (sniffs) Yeah?.
    Marv: [sniffs] Yeah?
    Harry: You know what it is?.
    Harry: You know what it is?
    Marv: Fish?.
    Marv: Fish?
    Harry: It's freedom?.
    Harry: It's freedom?
    Marv: No?, it's fish.
    Harry: It's freedom, and it's money?.
    Harry: It's freedom, and it's money?
    Marv: Okay?, okay?, it's freedom?.
    Marv: Okay?, okay?, it's freedom?
    Harry: Come on, let's get outta here before somebody sees us?. (He leaves).
    Harry: Come on, let's get outta here before somebody sees us?. [he leaves]
    Marv: And it's fish?. (He leaves).
    Marv: And it's fish? [he leaves]


  • 3rd Agent - New York Gate/O'Hare: (Peter-Look-A-Like gives her a boarding pass as he is about to board the plane after she tears it off) It's getting kind close.
    3rd Agent - New York Gate/O'Hare: [bout to board the plane after she tears it off ] It's getting kind close.
    Peter Look Alike: Yeah?.
    Peter Look Alike: Yeah?
    3rd Agent - New York Gate/O'Hare: Merry Christmas!.
    3rd Agent - New York Gate/O'Hare: Merry Christmas!


  • Marv: (talking to Harry) Remember. We make the papers. We're no longer the Wet Bandits, we're the Sticky Bandits.
    Marv: [talking to Harry] Remember. We make the papers. We're no longer the Wet Bandits, we're the Sticky Bandits.
    Harry: (kicks Marv) Shut up!.
    Harry: [kicks Marv] Shut up!.
    Marv: That's S....
    Marv: That's S...
    Harry: (kicks Marv again) Shut up!.
    Harry: [kicks Marv again] Shut up!
    Marv: T....
    Marv: T...
    Harry: Oh!. I....
    Harry: Oh! I...
    Marv: ...I...


  • Marv: (talking to the cops in Central Park) We miss the presents. He made us hide out in the store so we could steal all the kiddies' charity money?.
    Marv: [talking to the cops in Central Park] We miss the presents. He made us hide out in the store so we could steal all the kiddies' charity money?.
    Harry: (kicks Marv) Shut up, Marv?.
    Harry: [kicks Marv] Shut up, Marv?
    Marv: (flips out over the bird)
    Marv: [flips out over the bird]
    Harry: (To Marv) You got the remain silent you know?.
    Harry: [to Marv] You got the remain silent you know?
    Marv: He's a little cranky. We just broke out the prison in a few days ago?.
    Marv: He's a little cranky. We just broke out the prison in a few days ago?
    Harry: (kicks Marv again) Shut up, Marv. Geez!.
    Harry: [kicks Marv again] Shut up, Marv. Geez!
    Cop in Central Park: Get 'em outta here!.
    Cop in Central Park: Get 'em outta here!
    1st Arresting Cop in Central Park: Okay, let's go!.
    1st Arresting Cop in Central Park: Okay, let's go!


  • Uncle Frank: Get outta here you nosy little pervert before I slap you silly!
    Kevin McCallister: (Runs away)
    Kevin McCallister: [runs away]


  • Bellman: (holding the pizza box as he opens it) Mr. McCallister, here's your... cheese pizza!.
    Bellman: [holding the pizza box as he opens it] Mr. McCallister, here's your... cheese pizza!


  • Kevin McCallister: (about to order the guest room at the Plaza Hotel after he plays the tape that he had recorded the Ding-Dang Dong host at his house in Chicago the night before) I'll do that.
    Kevin McCallister: [about to order the guest room at the Plaza Hotel after he plays the tape that he had recorded the Ding-Dang Dong host at his house in Chicago the night before] I'll do that.


  • Harry: You better say every prayer that you've ever heard, kid.
    Marv: I hope your parents got you a Tombstone for christmas.


  • Peter McCallister: Hey, Kevin, you better put your tie on. We don't wanna be late for the Christmas Pagent.
    Kevin McCallister: My tie's in the bathroom, I can't go in there because Uncle Frank's taking a shower. He says if I walked in there and saw him naked. I'd never grow up feeling like a real man. Whatever it means.
    Peter McCallister: I'm sure he was kidding, just uh... run in there and get your tie, and get out, don't look at... anything!.
    Peter McCallister: I'm sure he was kidding, just uh... run in there and get your tie, and get out, don't look at... anything!
    Kevin McCallister: (gets up and walk out of his parents' bedroom to grab his tie in the bathroom while his uncle is taking a shower)
    Kevin McCallister: [gets up and walk out of his parents' bedroom to grab his tie in the bathroom while his uncle is taking a shower]


  • Peter McCallister: I don't think you'll be running over New York City all by yourself?.
    Peter McCallister: I don't think you'll be running over New York City all by yourself?
    Kate McCallister: I think our son can do it, I can do it?.
    Kate McCallister: I think our son can do it, I can do it?
    Peter McCallister: Kate, it...
    Kate McCallister: Peter, I'll be fine. The way I'm feeling right now no murder mugger would dare mess with me?.
    Kate McCallister: Peter, I'll be fine. The way I'm feeling right now no murder mugger would dare mess with me?
    Concierge Mr. Hector: Madame, there are hundreds of parasites out there, arm to the teeth?.
    Concierge Mr. Hector: Madame, there are hundreds of parasites out there, arm to the teeth?
    Kate McCallister: (slaps him in the face)
    Kate McCallister: [slaps him in the face]
    Concierge Mr. Hector: Do bundle it up, it's awfully cold outside?.
    Concierge Mr. Hector: Do bundle it up, it's awfully cold outside?


  • Kevin McCallister: (talking to the ticket agent) Excuse me, but this is an emergency.
    Kevin McCallister: [talking to the ticket agent] Excuse me, but this is an emergency.
    Ticket Agent: Yes?, sir.
    Kevin McCallister: What city it this out there?.
    Ticket Agent: That's New York, sir.
    Kevin McCallister: Yikes!. I did it again.
    Ticket Agent: Something's wrong, sir.
    Kevin McCallister: (whispers to the ticket agent) I'll be fine....
    Kevin McCallister: [whispers to the ticket agent] I'll be fine...


  • Megan: Kevin's not here.
    Tracy: Kevin's not here.
    Aunt Leslie: Kevin's not here.
    Kate McCallister: Kevin's not here.
    Peter McCallister: What?.
    Kate McCallister: (surprises as she screams) KEVIN!.
    Kate McCallister: [surprises as she screams] KEVIN!
    Kate McCallister: (faints)
    Kate McCallister: [faints]


  • Fuller: Kevin's not here.
    Brooke: Kevin's not here.
    Jeff: Kevin's not here.
    Sondra: Kevin's not here.
    Linnie: Kevin's not here.
    Rod: Kevin's not here.


  • Peter McCallister: (looking at some bags at the baggage claim) Who's bag is this. Is this Brooke's, give this to Brooke. Is this Kevin's, give this to Kevin.
    Peter McCallister: [looking at some bags at the baggage claim] Who's bag is this. Is this Brooke's, give this to Brooke. Is this Kevin's, give this to Kevin.
    Kate McCallister: Give this.... Give this to Kevin.
    Kate McCallister: Give this... Give this to Kevin.
    Aunt Leslie: Give this to Kevin.
    Tracy: Give this to Kevin.
    Megan: Kevin.
    Buzz: Give this to Kevin.
    Rod: Give this to Kevin.


  • Peter McCallister: (carries some batteries) Honey, do we know some batteries it is?,
    Peter McCallister: [carries some batteries] Honey, do we know some batteries it is?
    Kate McCallister: Yeah!, I put it in the trenches?.
    Kate McCallister: Yeah! I put it in the trenches?
    Peter McCallister: (unplugs the alarm clock and then plugs it back in.)
    Peter McCallister: [unplugs the alarm clock and then plugs it back in]
    Peter McCallister: (holding his tie) How is this?.
    Peter McCallister: [holding his tie] How is this?
    Kate McCallister: It's so much better?.
    Kate McCallister: It's so much better?


  • Kevin McCallister: (talking to the concierge as he points to Harry and Marv after he crosses the street and being chased by them) You gotta help me, these two guys after me?.
    Kevin McCallister: [talking to the concierge as he points to Harry and Marv after he crosses the street and being chased by them] You gotta help me, these two guys after me?
    Concierge Mr. Hector: What's the matter... store wouldn't take your...
    Concierge Mr. Hector: (takes the credit card out of Kevin's hand) Stolen credit card... Let's see what the police has to say about this.
    Concierge Mr. Hector: [takes the credit card out of Kevin's hand] Stolen credit card... Let's see what the police has to say about this.


  • Kevin McCallister: (walks out of the gate from the plane at the LGA airport) Mom.... Dad.... Uncle.... Buzz....
    Kevin McCallister: [walks out of the gate from the plane at the LGA airport] Mom.... Dad.... Uncle.... Buzz....
    Flight Attendant: (walks out of the gate from the plane) We are last off the plane.
    Flight Attendant: [walks out of the gate from the plane] We are last off the plane.
    Kevin McCallister: (sees the agent close the gate door and looks around) Where are all those guys?.
    Kevin McCallister: [sees the agent close the gate door and looks around] Where are all those guys?


  • Kevin McCallister: (knocks on the door and opens the mail slot) Hello!. Unce Rob, Aunt Georgette, anybody's home?.
    Kevin McCallister: [knocks on the door and opens the mail slot] Hello!. Unce Rob, Aunt Georgette, anybody's home?
    Kevin McCallister: (sticks his mouth in the mail slot) Hello!... Anybody's home. It's me... your favorite nephew Kevin. Uncle Rob... Aunt Georgette.
    Kevin McCallister: [sticks his mouth in the mail slot] Hello! Anybody's home. It's me... your favorite nephew Kevin. Uncle Rob... Aunt Georgette.
    Kevin McCallister: (closes the mail slot and walks away)
    Kevin McCallister: [closes the mail slot and walks away]


  • Tracy: (opening lines at the beginning of the movie) Has anybody seen my sunblock?.
    Tracy: [opening lines at the beginning of the movie] Has anybody seen my sunblock?.
    Sondra: What's the point in going to Florida, if you're gonna put on the sunblock?.
    Sondra: What's the point in going to Florida, if you're gonna put on the sunblock?
    Megan: I don't care if I age like an old suitcase, I'm getting toasted?.
    Megan: I don't care if I age like an old suitcase, I'm getting toasted?
    Buzz: Great!. Now you can be a slighty darker shade of skin!.
    Buzz: Great! Now you can be a slighty darker shade of skin!
    Brooke: He's just jealous he doesn't tan. His freckles just connect?.
    Brooke: He's just jealous he doesn't tan. His freckles just connect?
    Uncle Frank: (walks by and sees his son Fuller drink a can of Coca-Cola as he snatches it away from him) Hey, hey, easy on the fluids, pal, the rubber sheets are packed?.
    Uncle Frank: [walks by and sees his son Fuller drink a can of Coca-Cola as he snatches it away from him] Hey, hey, easy on the fluids, pal, the rubber sheets are packed?
    Uncle Frank: (drinks a can of Coca-Cola himself)
    Uncle Frank: [drinks a can of Coca-Cola himself]


  • Bellman: (last lines) Mr. McCallister's room service bill, sir.
    Bellman: Mr. McCallister's room service bill, sir.
    Bellman: (last lines) (gives Buzz Kevin's room service bill) Merry Christmas.
    Bellman: [gives Buzz Kevin's room service bill] Merry Christmas.
    Buzz: (last lines) (takes his gum out of his mouth and put it in the bellman's hand) Oh!. here.
    Buzz: [takes his gum out of his mouth and put it in the bellman's hand] Oh!. here.
    Bellman: (last lines) Nice family. Really.
    Bellman: Nice family. Really.
    Buzz: (last lines) (looking at Kevin's room service bill that is $9.67) Merry Christmas, indeed. Oh, Dad....
    Buzz: [looking at Kevin's room service bill that is $9.67] Merry Christmas, indeed. Oh, Dad...
    Peter McCallister: (last lines) (shouts) KEVIN, YOU SPENT $9.67 ON ROOM SERVICE
    Peter McCallister: [shouts] KEVIN, YOU SPENT $9.67 ON ROOM SERVICE
    Kevin McCallister: (last lines) (gasps as he runs to his father)
    Kevin McCallister: [gasps as he runs to his father]


  • Kevin McCallister: (stops and puts his batteries in his Talkboy while he's trying to catch up with his family at the O'Hare airport.) Come on, come on....
    Kevin McCallister: [stops and puts his batteries in his Talkboy while he's trying to catch up with his family at the O'Hare airport] Come on, come on...
    Kevin McCallister: Dad, wait up?.
    Kevin McCallister: Dad, wait up?
    Kevin McCallister: (running through the crowd) Dad, wait up. Wait up. Wait....
    Kevin McCallister: [running through the crowd] Dad, wait up. Wait up. Wait...


  • Peter McCallister: (talking to the agents and then talking to Kate) I'm gonna gown to the police station, you find Kevin. I want you to stay here with Frank and the rest of the kids.
    Peter McCallister: [talking to the agents and then talking to Kate] I'm gonna gown to the police station, you find Kevin. I want you to stay here with Frank and the rest of the kids.
    Kate McCallister: No?, I'm going out to look for him.
    Kate McCallister: No, I'm going out to look for him.


  • Waiter: (scoops some ice cream in Kevin's bowl) Two scoops, sir.
    Waiter: [scoops some ice cream in Kevin's bowl] Two scoops, sir.
    Kevin McCallister: Two. Make it free, I'm not driving.
    Kevin McCallister: Two. Make it three, I'm not driving.


  • Kate McCallister: (hears the phone ring as she tells Peter to turn the television) Turn that down!.
    Kate McCallister: [hears the phone ring as she tells Peter to turn the television] Turn that down!


  • Limo Driver: (sees Duncan's Toy Chest) Here we are, sir. Duncan's Toy Chest.
    Limo Driver: [sees Duncan's Toy Chest] Here we are, sir. Duncan's Toy Chest.
    Kevin McCallister: (sees Duncan's Toy Chest) Merry Christmas Kevin!.
    Kevin McCallister: [sees Duncan's Toy Chest] Merry Christmas Kevin!.
    Kevin McCallister: [sees Duncan's Toy Chest] Merry Christmas Kevin!


  • Peter McCallister: (talking to the agents at the O'Hare airport gate H17 as the family lines up to board the plane) Is everybody here. Sir, ma'am.
    Peter McCallister: [talking to the agents at the O'Hare airport gate H17 as the family lines up to board the plane] Is everybody here. Sir, ma'am.
    1st Skycap O'Hare: (talking to the McCallisters) Excuse me, please board, the plane are gonna get ready to leave?.
    1st Skycap O'Hare: [talking to the McCallisters] Excuse me, please board, the plane are gonna get ready to leave?.
    Kate McCallister: (talking to the agent) As soon as he gets on.
    Kate McCallister: [talking to the agent] As soon as he gets on.
    Peter McCallister: (To Linnie) Come on?.
    Peter McCallister: [to Linnie] Come on?
    2nd Skycap O'Hare: (To Megan) Don't worry, ma'am.
    2nd Skycap O'Hare: [to Megan] Don't worry, ma'am.
    1st Skycap O'Hare: Merry christmas?.
    1st Skycap O'Hare: Merry christmas?
    2nd Skycap O'Hare: Merry christmas. Have a great flight.
    Tracy: Bye?.
    Tracy: Bye?
    1st Skycap O'Hare: Bye bye?.
    1st Skycap O'Hare: Bye bye?


  • Kevin McCallister: (his mother gives the clown to him) Why do we have to go to Florida. There's no christmas trees in Florida.
    Kevin McCallister: [his mother gives the clown to him] Why do we have to go to Florida. There's no christmas trees in Florida.
    Kate McCallister: Kevin, what is it with you and the christmas trees?.
    Kate McCallister: Kevin, what is it with you and the christmas trees?
    Kevin McCallister: How can we have christmas, without a christmas tree, Mom.
    Kate McCallister: Well, find a nice fake silver one, or decorate a palm tree.


  • Kate McCallister: Oh!, did you see grandma Penelope send you for the trip.
    Kate McCallister: Oh, did you see grandma Penelope send you for the trip.
    Kevin McCallister: Um!, let me guess, Donald Duck slippers.
    Kevin McCallister: Um, let me guess, Donald Duck slippers.
    Kate McCallister: (presents the clown) An intimate clown to play with in the pool.
    Kate McCallister: [presents the clown] An intimate clown to play with in the pool.
    Kevin McCallister: How exciting!.
    Kevin McCallister: How exciting!


  • Kate McCallister: (walks in the bedroom to see Kevin) Honey, are you packed yet?.
    Kate McCallister: [walks in the bedroom to see Kevin] Honey, are you packed yet?
    Kevin McCallister: (plays Talkboy) Yes?. (plays back) Yes?.
    Kevin McCallister: [plays Talkboy] Yes?. [plays back] Yes?
    Kate McCallister: Anything I put out for you?.
    Kate McCallister: Anything I put out for you?
    Kevin McCallister: [plays Talkboy] Yes? [plays back] Yes?


  • Concierge Mr. Hector: (chasing Kevin with the credit card at The Plaza) Get back here you little feast.
    Concierge Mr. Hector: [chasing Kevin with the credit card at The Plaza] Get back here you little feast.
    Concierge Mr. Hector: (talking to the Bellman about Kevin) Stop that child.
    Concierge Mr. Hector: [talking to the Bellman about Kevin] Stop that child.
    Concierge Mr. Hector: Grab him.
    Bellman: Grab him.


  • Sleeping Man: (talking to Kevin) Watch it, kid. Ha ha ha ha....
    Sleeping Man: [talking to Kevin] Watch it, kid. Ha ha ha...


  • 1st Arresting Cop in Central Park: (picks up Marv as he gets on his feet after he spits the bird fur out of his mouth) Come on, let's go, sir.
    1st Arresting Cop in Central Park: [picks up Marv as he gets on his feet after he spits the bird fur out of his mouth] Come on, let's go, sir.
    2nd Arresting Cop in Central Park: (picks up Harry as he gets on his feet) On your feet.
    2nd Arresting Cop in Central Park: [picks up Harry as he gets on his feet] On your feet.


  • Uncle Frank: GET OUTTA HERE YOU NOSY LITTLE PERVERT, OR I'M GONNA SLAP YOU SILLY!
    Uncle Frank: Get outta here you nosy little pervert, or I'm gonna slap you silly!


  • 1st Streetwalker: (To Kevin) Hey!. Lookin' for somebody to read you a bedtime story.
    1st Streetwalker: [to Kevin] Ooh, lookin' for someone to read you a bedtime story.


  • Gangster: You were here last night too!, weren't ya.
    Gangster: I was singing.... at the Blue Monkey last night.
    Gangster: I was singing... at the Blue Monkey last night.
    Kevin McCallister: She was not, she was smooching with your brother.
    Gangster: You were here.... and you were smoochin' with my brother.
    Gangster: You were here... and you were smoochin' with my brother.
    Kevin McCallister: See.


  • Kate McCallister: (stands up and and sees Kevin after he hits Buzz at the Christmas Pagent) Kevin!.
    Kate McCallister: [stands up and and sees Kevin after he hits Buzz at the Christmas Pageant] Kevin!
    Kate McCallister: [stands up and and sees Kevin after he hits Buzz at the Christmas pageant] Kevin!


  • Bellman: Makedonski
    Bellman: Makedonski.


  • Desk Clerk Mrs. Stone: Desk Clerk Mrs. Stone: The finest in New York.


  • Kate McCallister: Kate: What kind of idiots do you have working here?


  • Kevin McCallister: Kevin: I'm 10-years-old. Television is my life!


  • Kevin McCallister: Kevin: My family's in Florida, and I'm in New York.


  • Kate McCallister: Kate: We did everything, we brought everything, there's nothing to worry about


  • Marv: Marv: Suck Brick Kid


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