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  • Josh: You. Why?
    The Dutch Businessman: I always wanted you to be a surgeon...but boards wouldn't pass me. Can you guess why?
    The Dutch Businessman: I always wanted you to be a surgeon but boards wouldn't pass me. Can you guess why?


  • Josh: Look at those factories.
    The Scarred Cab Driver: What? There? There we make plastic for Slovakya.
    Paxton: Is that so?


  • Natalya: I get a lot of money for you. And that make you my bitch.


  • Natalya: jajajajajajaja
    Natalya: You are so serious. MR. SERIOUS AMERICAN.
    Paxton: What?
    Natalya: You are so serious. MR SERIOUS AMERICAN.


  • The Scarred Cab Driver: There we make plastic for Slovakia.
    Paxton: Don't fuck us.


  • Oli: I'm the King of the Swing.
    Oli: I am the king of the swing!


  • The Dutch Businessman: (To Josh) You should do what is better for you.
    The Dutch Businessman: [to Josh] You should do what is better for you.


  • Paxton: I am vegetarian
    Paxton: Well I'm a vegetarian.
    The Dutch Businessman: I am a meateater!
    The Dutch Businessman: I am a meat-eater.


  • Josh: We should visit a museum.


  • Paxton: How much is it?
    The Stoned Manager: For you is free.
    The Stoned Manager: For you it is free.


  • Oli: Amsterdam son of a bitch!
    Oli: Amsterdam, son of a bitch!


  • Josh: Who are you? Where the fuck am I? What the fuck is this shit? Please, please wait, sir, please, stop,please,I... I...I, I didn't do anything, please what the fuck what the fuck is this shit. AH! please, please dont' don't, I didn't do anything, please, OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD! PLEASE DON'T DO IT AH!.......
    Josh: Who are you? Where the fuck am I? What the fuck is this shit? Please, please wait, sir, please, stop, please, I... I...I, I didn't do anything, please what the fuck what the fuck is this shit.
    Josh: AH! please, please dont' don't. I didn't do anything, please, OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD! PLEASE DON'T DO IT AH!


  • Paxton: You bitch!
    Paxton: You fucking whore. You fucking bitch, YOU FUCKING BITCH!
    Paxton: Well I paid back for you so that makes you my bitch.
    Paxton: I get a lot of money for you, and that makes you MY bitch.


  • Svetlana: I've already seen that show.
    Svetlana: I've already seen this show.


  • The American Client: Hello budy.....close the door.
    The American Client: Hello buddy... close the door.
    The American Client: Hello buddy. Close the door.


  • Kana: It means Sayonara in Japanese.
    Kana: It means sayonara in Japanese.


  • Josh: (Shouts and cries while the dutch bussinessman grabs him) NO PLEASE, I DON'T HOW MUCH YOU GOT PAID FOR BUT I CAN PAY MORE.
    Josh: Please! I have money! I'll fucking pay you! Ten times, two times - whatever you want!
    The Dutch Businessman: (Laughs)Paying me?
    The Dutch Businessman: Pay me?
    Josh: Yes
    Josh: Yeah!
    The Dutch Businessman: Nobody is paying me, IN FACT I PAID FOR YE!(Laughs)
    The Dutch Businessman: No one is paying me. In fact, I'm the one paying THEM!
    Josh: NOOOOOOOOO!AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!(He's got his neck cut)


  • Josh: You?Why?(cries)
    Josh: You? Why? [cries]
    The Dutch Businessman: I always wanted to be surger.
    The Dutch Businessman: I always wanted to be a surgeon.


  • Paxton: Please let me go, I promise I won't tell to anybody!
    Paxton: Please, please let me go ! I won't tell anyone it was you, I promise! Please, help me!


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