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  • Roy Porter: The way we see it it's all for the greater good.
    Sgt. Nicholas Angel: Well that's as maybe but the laws the law and they will have to go.
    Roy Porter: Oh...


  • Nicholas Angel: Cornetto.


  • Nicholas Angel: Your a doctor deal with it.
    PC Danny Butterman: Yeah motherfucker.


  • Nicholas Angel: You do realize that glass was broken from the inside?


  • Inspector Frank Butterman: And he had one thing you haven't got.
    Nicholas Angel: What's that, sir?
    Inspector Frank Butterman: A great, big, bushy beard!


  • Nicholas Angel: You never took a short cut before?


  • Tina: Mr. Skinner to the manager's office. Manager's office, Mr Skinnerrrrr.


  • Simon Skinner: Oh, he'll be in bits tomorrow.


  • Nicholas Angel: Pack it in, Frank, you silly bastard!


  • DS Andy Andy Wainwright: It's all right, Andy! It's just bolognaise!


  • Nicholas Angel: I may not be a man of God, Reverend, but I know right, and I know wrong, and I have the good grace to know which is which.
    Rev. Philip Shooter: Oh... fuck off, grasshopper!


  • Nicholas Angel: Morning.


  • PC Danny Butterman: Did you take care of him?
    Nicholas Angel: I threw him in the freezer.
    PC Danny Butterman: Awwww... you shoulda said 'Cool off'.
    Nicholas Angel: Well, you missed it earlier when I distracted him with the monkey and knocked him out and said 'Playtime's over'.
    PC Danny Butterman: You're up the fuckin' CHAIN!


  • Nicholas Angel: Why is everyone here eating chocolate cake?


  • Nicholas Angel: Leslie Tiller was fucking murdered!
    DS Andy Cartwright: Just like Tim Messenger?
    Nicholas Angel: Yes!
    DS Andy Andy Wainwright: George Merchant?
    DS Andy Cartwright: And Eve Draper?
    DS Andy Andy Wainwright: Martin Blower?
    Nicholas Angel: No, actually.
    DS Andy Cartwright: Really?
    Nicholas Angel: 'Course he fucking was!


  • Sergeant Tony Fisher: Hang about, hang about. You're saying this wasn't an accident?


  • Nicholas Angel: So...
    PC Danny Butterman: Maybe they were all accidents.


  • PC Danny Butterman: Have you ever fired two guns while jumping in the air?
    Nicholas Angel: No.
    PC Danny Butterman: Have you ever fired one gun while jumping in the air?


  • PC Danny Butterman: You ain't seen "Bad Boys II"?
    PC Danny Butterman: You ain't seen 'Bad Boys II'?


  • Nicholas Angel: Are there any questions?
    PC Danny Butterman: Is it true that there's a point on a man's head where if you shoot it, it will blow up?


  • DS Andy Cartwright: Everyone and their mums is packing round here.
    Nicholas Angel: Really, like who?
    DS Andy Andy Wainwright: Farmer.
    Nicholas Angel: Who else?
    DS Andy Cartwright: Farmer's mums.


  • Nicholas Angel: Sorry I didn't mean to upset the apple-kart.
    DS Andy Cartwright: Ya, cause we all sell apples round here don't we.
    PC Danny Butterman: Your dad sells apples Andy.
    DS Andy Cartwright: And rasberries.


  • Rev. Philip Shooter: Oh fuck off grasshopper!


  • PC Danny Butterman: How's Mike?
    Nicholas Angel: He's in the freezer.
    PC Danny Butterman: Did you say 'cool off'?
    Nicholas Angel: No i didn't say anything, actually.
    PC Danny Butterman: Shame.


  • Sergeant Turner: Nobody tells me nuffin
    Sergeant Turner: Nobody tells me nuffin.


  • Nicholas Angel: With all do respect sir. You can't just make people disappear
    Nicholas Angel: With all do respect sir. You can't just make people disappear.
    Met Chief Inspector: Yes I can I'm the Chief inspector
    Met Chief Inspector: Yes I can I'm the Chief inspector.


  • Nicholas Angel: You've got a mustache.
    DS Andy Andy Wainwright: .......I know!


  • DS Andy Andy Wainwright: Nice one, Doris.
    PC Doris Thatcher: Nothing like a bit of girl on girl!


  • Simon Skinner: Michael? Michael? Are you there? Michael! Is everything okay?
    Nicholas Angel: Yarp
    Simon Skinner: Sergeant Angel's been taken care of?
    Simon Skinner: He's not gonna get back up again?
    Nicholas Angel: Narp?
    Simon Skinner: Good


  • Nicholas Angel: This is murder!
    Nicholas Angel: It's not murder, it's ketchup.
    PC Danny Butterman: It's not murder, it's ketchup.
    PC Danny Butterman: No, it's ketchup!
    PC Danny Butterman: It's Frank! He's appointed himself Judge, Jury and Executioner.
    Nicholas Angel: It's Frank! He's appointed himself Judge, Jury and Executioner.


  • Nicholas Angel: Hag.


  • Nicholas Angel: It's Frank! He's appointed himself judge, jury and executioner!
    Nicholas Angel: It's Frank! He's appointed himself Judge, Jury and Executioner.
    PC Danny Butterman: He is not Judge Judy and executioner!
    PC Danny Butterman: [agitated and defensive] He is not Judge Judy and Executioner.


  • DS Andy Andy Wainwright: Angel! Don't go being a twat now!
    Nicholas Angel: I wouldn't give you the satisfaction!


  • Nicholas Angel: What's the matter Danny? Ever taken a shortcut before?


  • PC Danny Butterman: [running to police car] I'll drive!
    Nicholas Angel: SHOTGUN!
    Nicholas Angel: Punch!... That!... Shit!


  • PC Danny Butterman: Have you ever fired your gun up in the air gone aaaggghh?
    PC Danny Butterman: Have you ever fired your gun up in the air and gone ahh?
    Nicholas Angel: No I have not ever fired my gun up in the air and gone aaagghh!
    Nicholas Angel: No, I have not ever fired my gun up in the air and gone, ahhh!


  • DS Andy Andy Wainwright: You want to be a big cop in a small town? Fuck off up the model village!
    DS Andy Andy Wainwright: You wanna be a big cop in a small town? Fuck off up the model village.


  • Nicholas Angel: Your a doctor, deal with it.
    Inspector Frank Butterman: Yeah, Motherf*****
    Inspector Frank Butterman: Yeah, Motherf*****.


  • DS Andy Andy Wainwright: You do know there are more guns in the country than there are in the city?
    DS Andy Cartwright: Everybody and their mums is packing 'round here
    Nicholas Angel: Like who?
    DS Andy Andy Wainwright: Farmers!
    Nicholas Angel: Who elses?
    DS Andy Cartwright: Farmer's mums!


  • PC Danny Butterman: I want to do what you do!
    Nicholas Angel: You do do what I do! What on earth do you think your missing out on?
    PC Danny Butterman: Gun fights, car chases. Proper action & shit!
    Nicholas Angel: Police work is not about proper action. Or shit!


  • Nicholas Angel: Ok. What about him then? Why's he got his hat down?
    PC Danny Butterman: He's fuck ugly.
    Met Sergeant: Or he doesn't want you to see his face.
    Met Sergeant: Because he's fuck ugly.


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