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Hot Rod Quotes

  • Dave: You guys, the bathroom here is nuts.


  • Rod Kimble: I needed to think about last night. So I galloped into a wooded glen, and after punch-dancing out my rage and suffering an extremely long and very painful fall, I realized what has to be done.


  • Rod Kimble: I am going to get you better and then I'm going to beat you to death!


  • Dave: You know pools are perfect for holding water
    Dave: You know pools are perfect for holding water.


  • Rod Kimble: What did i just say to Dave?
    Rico: Who?
    Kevin Powell: I like to party I'm Rod.
    Rod Kimble: No! you're Kevin.
    Kevin Powell: Right, I party.
    Rod Kimble: No Kevin, I know for a fact you don't party
    Kevin Powell: Right, Dave's the party guy
    Dave: Haha sweet.
    Rod Kimble: Oh my god shut up
    Rod Kimble: Oh my god shut up.


  • Rod Kimble: who do you think would win in a fight between a grilled cheese and a taco?
    Rod Kimble: Who do you think would win in a fight between a grilled cheese and a taco?


  • Rod Kimble: You look pretty.
    Denise: Sorry?
    Rod Kimble: I said you look shitty! Good night Denise!


  • Rico: I've been drinking green tea all god damn day!


  • Kevin Powell: Wow Rod, I can't believe she said yes.
    Dave: Yeah, well, you have only to believe if you wish to achieve, Kevin. That rhymed. Unintentional.
    Dave: Man, Rod! I am just green with jealous rage right now.


  • Rod Kimble: [singing and riding moped] When you're going on a date, you put on a shirt, and ride your bike to the daayaate!


  • Rod Kimble: Life is short. Stunt it!


  • Rico: Yoo-hoo shit heads. I found this bag of fireworks in the men's restroom. Would you like to light them off?


  • Rod Kimble: Cool beans
    Rod Kimble: Cool beans.


  • Rico: I'm freakin pumped! I've been drinking green tea all goddamn day!


  • Rod Kimble: I miss you daddy.


  • Rod Kimble: Stunt IT!


  • Rod Kimble: (with actions) I was too legit to quit!
    Rod Kimble: [with actions] I was too legit to quit!


  • Dave: You've got a mountain for a face.


  • Rico: I go to Church every God-Damn Sunday and you bring the demons out in me!!!
    Rico: I go to Church every God-Damn Sunday and you bring the demons out in me!


  • Rico: I had that weird dream again last night where I am in a castle and a 1000 wizards are coming at me and the only way to kill them is to punch them as hard as I can in the face.


  • Rod Kimble: My name's Rod and I like to party!
    Rod Kimble: My name's Rod, and I like to party!


  • Rico: THIS IS MY HAT! THIS IS TOTALLY MY HAT NOW!
    Rico: [putting on stolen hat] This is my hat now! This is totally my hat!


  • Rod Kimble: Who do you think would win in a fight between a grilled cheese sandwich and a taco?
    Rod Kimble: Um, I was gonna ask you who you think would win in a fight between... a grilled cheese sandwich and a taco.


  • Rico: Don't you EVER tell me how to live my life again!


  • Rod Kimble: Cool Beans.


  • Rod Kimble: I am generally sorry about the window!!
    Rod Kimble: I am genuinely sorry about the window!


  • Rod Kimble: Please don't let me embarrass myself in front of Denise...


  • Rico: Prepare to be dazzled!


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