The Hottie and the Nottie

Critics Consensus

The Hottie and the Nottie is a crass, predictable, and ineptly staged gross-out comedy that serves little purpose beyond existing as another monument to Paris Hilton's vanity.



Total Count: 66


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An attractive bachelorette (Paris Hilton) finds that her chances of landing a man hinge far too much on her unattractive best friend (Christine Lakin), whom she goes out of her way to find a mate for by denying a childhood friend's romantic advances until he finds this hottie's pal a mate in this Regent Releasing comedy.


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Critic Reviews for The Hottie and the Nottie

All Critics (66) | Top Critics (28)

  • In truth, parts of The Hottie and the Nottie are no worse than much of the romcom they sucker us with on any given week.

    Mar 28, 2008 | Full Review…
    Top Critic
  • This parody is the divine joke: a heavenly reminder of how fabulously unfair real life is for the rest of us plain mortals.

    Mar 28, 2008 | Rating: 2/5 | Full Review…
  • After a panning in the States, The Hottie And The Nottie is being promoted as one of the worst-reviewed films ever.

    Mar 28, 2008 | Rating: 1/5 | Full Review…

    Anna Smith
    Top Critic
  • A stark yet comforting reminder that cold, hard cash is no substitute for cold, hard talent. 'The Hottie and the Nottie' is an execrable Z-grade eugenics parable moonlighting as a sexy, disposable date movie.

    Mar 28, 2008 | Rating: 1/6 | Full Review…

    David Jenkins

    Time Out
    Top Critic
  • It is excruciatingly, painfully, horribly, terribly awful.

    Feb 11, 2008
  • It looks like it was shot on middle school AV club equipment, and the jokes, aiming for gross-out value, are merely sad.

    Feb 8, 2008 | Rating: 1/4 | Full Review…

Audience Reviews for The Hottie and the Nottie

  • Dec 23, 2015
    This movie looks too stupid. Who would even make a movie like this?
    EpicLadySponge t Super Reviewer
  • Dec 22, 2011
    Only watched this because of Paris Hilton, it's really bad in every single aspect, don't bother
    Sylvester K Super Reviewer
  • Jun 22, 2011
    There is basically no fun to be had in this shallow, predictable and dumb excuse for a teen comedy with everything from the dialogue to the acting to direction proving to be a chaotic mess.
    Ilyaas H Super Reviewer
  • Feb 09, 2011
    You cant blame the filmmakers. They just didnt know how bad Paris Hilton could act.
    Bryce I Super Reviewer

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