The Hottie and the Nottie Reviews

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Top Critic
March 28, 2008
In truth, parts of The Hottie and the Nottie are no worse than much of the romcom they sucker us with on any given week.
March 28, 2008
This parody is the divine joke: a heavenly reminder of how fabulously unfair real life is for the rest of us plain mortals.
March 28, 2008
After a panning in the States, The Hottie And The Nottie is being promoted as one of the worst-reviewed films ever.
March 28, 2008
A stark yet comforting reminder that cold, hard cash is no substitute for cold, hard talent. 'The Hottie and the Nottie' is an execrable Z-grade eugenics parable moonlighting as a sexy, disposable date movie.
February 11, 2008
It is excruciatingly, painfully, horribly, terribly awful.
February 8, 2008
It looks like it was shot on middle school AV club equipment, and the jokes, aiming for gross-out value, are merely sad.
January 6, 2014
Just about everything about it feels made for viewing at home, a fact underscored by the porn star monotone that is Hilton's 'acting' voice.
April 4, 2011
Hard time in the joint can change a person. Make them worse sometimes. And it would appear that this is Hilton's idea of revenge on a world she feels has done her wrong.
March 8, 2011
A person famous only because of the intense lack of basic decency with which she has pursued fame would obviously want to play the most beautiful conceivable human being.
June 1, 2008
I just kept thinking about Daniel Day-Lewis and Marlon Brando when I watched Paris Hilton's acting performance in this film (can you sense the sarcasm?).
May 19, 2008
an insult to mankind
May 19, 2008
The sort of comedy that could only have been produced by aliens whose only knowledge of earth comes from TMZ.com, VH1 reality shows, and Dane Cook movies.
May 14, 2008
isn't quite bad enough to enjoy for camp value
May 4, 2008
Paris definitely wear the pants in this ho hum extra-lite romantic comedy, and I think I can pretty accurately report that she keeps them on down under, from beginning to end.
May 4, 2008
Paris definitely wear the pants in this ho hum extra-lite romantic comedy, and I think I can pretty accurately report that she keeps them on down under, from beginning to end.
April 27, 2008
A movie where Paris Hilton is a bombshell is less comedy and more Science Fiction...
March 28, 2008
Astonishingly sexist.
March 28, 2008
This will take some beating for sheer, brazen dumbness.
March 28, 2008
A film of monumental dreadfulness, the hunt for the worst movie of 2008 ends right here.
March 28, 2008
Grotty rotty shot by potty totty.
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