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The Hottie and the Nottie Reviews

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January 6, 2014
Just about everything about it feels made for viewing at home, a fact underscored by the porn star monotone that is Hilton's 'acting' voice.
Full Review | Original Score: 0/4
April 4, 2011
Hard time in the joint can change a person. Make them worse sometimes. And it would appear that this is Hilton's idea of revenge on a world she feels has done her wrong.
Full Review | Original Score: 0/5
March 8, 2011
A person famous only because of the intense lack of basic decency with which she has pursued fame would obviously want to play the most beautiful conceivable human being.
Full Review | Original Score: 2/10
June 1, 2008
I just kept thinking about Daniel Day-Lewis and Marlon Brando when I watched Paris Hilton's acting performance in this film (can you sense the sarcasm?).
Full Review | Original Score: 0/5
May 19, 2008
an insult to mankind
| Original Score: 0.5/5
May 19, 2008
The sort of comedy that could only have been produced by aliens whose only knowledge of earth comes from TMZ.com, VH1 reality shows, and Dane Cook movies.
Full Review | Original Score: 1/5
May 14, 2008
isn't quite bad enough to enjoy for camp value
Full Review | Original Score: 1/5
May 4, 2008
Paris definitely wear the pants in this ho hum extra-lite romantic comedy, and I think I can pretty accurately report that she keeps them on down under, from beginning to end.
April 27, 2008
A movie where Paris Hilton is a bombshell is less comedy and more Science Fiction...
Full Review | Original Score: 0.5/4
March 28, 2008
Astonishingly sexist.
March 28, 2008
In truth, parts of The Hottie and the Nottie are no worse than much of the romcom they sucker us with on any given week.
March 28, 2008
This will take some beating for sheer, brazen dumbness.
Full Review | Original Score: 2/5
March 28, 2008
A film of monumental dreadfulness, the hunt for the worst movie of 2008 ends right here.
Full Review | Original Score: 1/5
March 28, 2008
This parody is the divine joke: a heavenly reminder of how fabulously unfair real life is for the rest of us plain mortals.
Full Review | Original Score: 2/5
March 28, 2008
Grotty rotty shot by potty totty.
Full Review | Original Score: 1/5
March 28, 2008
If you thought She's All That was all that, this will pass the time for you - but if you thought She's All That was all that, well, so would practically any film.
Full Review | Original Score: 2/5
March 28, 2008
As Barbara Ellen commented in her 'Observer' column, discussing the treatment of Paul McCartney's ex-wife Heather Mills, feminism should be approached like football: pick your side and stick with it. Even if that means defending The Hottie And The Nottie.
Full Review | Original Score: 1.5/5
March 28, 2008
After a panning in the States, The Hottie And The Nottie is being promoted as one of the worst-reviewed films ever.
Full Review | Original Score: 1/5
March 28, 2008
One day aliens will land on Earth offering us answers to the secrets of the Universe. But, because of films like The Hottie & the Nottie they will deem us unworthy and return to the Heavens once more in their carbon-free interstellar cruisers.
March 28, 2008
A stark yet comforting reminder that cold, hard cash is no substitute for cold, hard talent. 'The Hottie and the Nottie' is an execrable Z-grade eugenics parable moonlighting as a sexy, disposable date movie.
Full Review | Original Score: 1/6
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