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  • Shelley Darlington: That's it. Oh my gosh. We have to have an Aztec party. We always wanted to have one at the mansion but we could never find a virgin to sacrifice.
    ‐ Submitted by Kelly E (3 years ago)

  • Shelley Darlington: I know lots of old men - hairy and not-hairy. But I don't mean to brag.
    ‐ Submitted by Kelly E (3 years ago)

  • Carrie Mae: Do you guys know where the crapper is? I have to do a *very mysterious* thing in there...
    ‐ Submitted by Kelly E (3 years ago)

  • Natalie: What if Oliver is one of those guys who wants to have, like, a conversation with a girl before he hooks up with her.
    Shelley Darlington: He's gay?
    ‐ Submitted by Kelly E (3 years ago)

  • Natalie: Work it. Work it. You're like a supermodel, except more pregnant.
    ‐ Submitted by Kelly E (3 years ago)

  • Mrs. Hagstrom: [about the college] This is not a brothel.
    Shelley Darlington: Oh, I'm not looking to make soup.
    ‐ Submitted by Kelly E (3 years ago)

  • Shelley Darlington: The eyes are the nipples of the face.
    ‐ Submitted by Kelly E (3 years ago)

  • Carrie Mae: Do you guys know where the crapper is? I have to drop some timber.
    ‐ Submitted by Kelly E (3 years ago)

  • Shelley Darlington: Yeah, hence!
    ‐ Submitted by Kelly E (3 years ago)

  • Carrie Mae: The only magic I ever did was try to figure out how to stay in college for nine years and not go back to my trailer park in Idaho.
    ‐ Submitted by Kelly E (3 years ago)

  • Shelley Darlington: My heart is pounding like a nail!
    ‐ Submitted by Kelly E (3 years ago)

  • Shelley Darlington: Manhole. I like that word. Manhole.
    ‐ Submitted by Kelly E (3 years ago)

  • Shelley Darlington: I definitely won't listen to what Simon says, he is just so mean. I usually always agree with Paula and Randy.
    Shelley Darlington: Oh, you meant the president.
    ‐ Submitted by Kelly E (3 years ago)

  • Shelley Darlington: But I'm 27.
    Marvin: But that's 59 in Bunny Years.
    ‐ Submitted by Kelly E (3 years ago)

  • Shelley Darlington: There's a big box of cute-sicles.
    ‐ Submitted by Christine L (3 years ago)

  • Shelley Darlington: Oh your biceps are huge! Kiss me! And then he would kiss me. Any questions?
    ‐ Submitted by Domenica D (3 years ago)

  • Shelley Darlington: The eyes are the nipples of the face.
    ‐ Submitted by Chris W (4 years ago)

  • Shelley Darlington: Instead of the Mahi-Mahi, can I get just the one Mahi, because I'm not that hungry?
    ‐ Submitted by Erin Y (4 years ago)

  • Shelley Darlington: Picatta, that's another word I like... picatta sounds like atta.
    ‐ Submitted by Jessica R (5 years ago)

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