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Chain Reaction (House of Blood) Reviews

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January 19, 2016
Its about a dude who crashes his car into a woman her car, then an inmate bus crashes to their car. Then the inmates kill the cops and take the 2 hostage. Then they try to find people and reach this house where people kill a sheep, then rub some shit on its throath and it llives. Then they get accepted in the house but the inmates try to kill everyone in there except the hostages

Then the people stand up and turn into crazy vampires and kill everyone except the man and the woman. Then they run away, and this woman in that house helps them run away. Then the cops arrive at the murder scene (the killed cops) the cops arrest the dude and the woman leaves. There is this repeating scene of a dead crow falling in slow motion (HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE FILM).

Then he is in a police station and he has to go to jail. When he is in the inmate bus (I think you can guess it) he crashes at THE SAME FUCKING PLACE. There is a big Russian dude who kills the cop, a black inmate dies of unloyalty to the big Russian, then a white dude gets shot, in the dick. Then THEY FUCKING GO TO THE HOUSE. The vampires has locked up a kid in a basement who makes dinosaur noises. Then he fixes his dick, and the vampires get mad or some shit. They find chainsaws (in a house without any technology) and cut them into thousand pieces. Then they mold togheter and kill everyone. It?s a murder pool. Then the kid with the dinosaur noises turns into a dinovampire. Btw they are Christian affff. Then everyone is dead except the doctor, he leaves (AGAIN) the cops come (AGAIN)

HE CRASHES AGAIN AT THE SAME SPOT AND THEN HE JUST SITS THERE LIKE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. And the film ends with the weird crow.
January 11, 2013
Can a movie be more sick and boring than this one, piece of garbage and a waste of time.
December 29, 2012
This film drags on for far too long.
November 25, 2012
Lots and lots of gore but bad costume and make-up art and just one scene with cool special effects. The idea is one of eternal return to a cabin in the woods that is inhabited by demon spawn and a girl named Alice who is not like the rest. They talk like biblical folk drunk on Middle English. In one scene blood gushes from the corpse of a convict in a manner reminiscent of Evil Dead. Unfortunately none of it is enough to make this movie worth wasting your time. Better luck elsewhere.
½ November 2, 2012
Strange flick. Cool if you like gore....
½ June 5, 2012
Just bring me the head of Olav Ittenbach!!
June 4, 2012
BIG let down..seriously annoying time-line swap-fest that gave me a major headache!
May 15, 2012
See the uncut version.
½ April 28, 2012
Almost bad enough to be humorous; would lend itself to endless parody.
July 1, 2011
Another enjoyable gory horror from Olaf Ittenbach
April 27, 2011
Holy German splatterfest! Con Air meets Evil Dead... but multiply the gore amount by at least twice as much. Luckily it is all in English language so you don't have take it too seriously while watching, because it is pretty corny. If you have seen any of this directors movies, you know you are expecting bottom rate editing and direction, but top rate gore and entertainment. BTW-----VERY IMPORTANT!!!---DO NOT WATCH THE REGION 1 AMERICAN VERSION. IT CUTS OUT 15 MINUTES OF VITAL GORE. If you have a sensitive stomach the American version may be for you, but since gore it the main part of this movie, it dont feel its worth even watching the American version. You an find uncut torrents online
December 29, 2010
wow what to say here,,How about what a god awful film. The actors are terrible and have obviously never been to acting school,the story is fair but but to shame by bad acting and even worse directing,, This whole movie is a serious wast of people money and the directors of this film should never work in the industry ever again.
Super Reviewer
December 29, 2010
Pretty good N gory vampire flick
½ December 29, 2010
Althought it was a bit cheesy, and it took way too long for them to actually make it to the"house" once they got there, it was entertaining enough for me to make it all the way to the end. With some off the shelf Gore, id say if interested, RENT, not buy.
December 29, 2010
See the uncut version.
December 29, 2010
A truly brutal and disturbing treat.
December 29, 2010
If you think the title is cheesy, wait until you watch the movie!... Cheese with extra cheese on top! It's basically a collection of every vampire/monster cliches ever put on film... Unoriginal, predictable, with horrible acting from most of the cast...

You don't need to see it... It sucks...
½ December 29, 2010
Mitä vit...?! Jos niitä voltteja heitteleviä ihmissyöjiä ois ollu enemmän, tää leffa ois voinnu olla ihan kiinnostava... Ei yllä lähellekään Peter Jacksonin Braindeadin nerokkuutta ja lenteleviä suolenpätkiä:P
½ December 29, 2010
For en rotete og utrolig dårlig film. Masse blod som spruter og gummihoder som smashes osv.. bare teit og kjedelig. Huff, bortkastet!!!
December 29, 2010
Eg e imponert over at n√?¬•n kan lag s√?¬• d√?¬•rlig film
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