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  • Mitch Forrester: The only way to win is by playing fair.


  • Techno Mouth: Puke has a mind of its own.


  • Erika Tansy: Boys are so weird!


  • Techno Mouth: We're gonna win the bet.
    Billy Forrester: (and Twitch) Yeah!
    Billy Forrester: [and Twitch] Yeah!
    Techno Mouth: And we're gonna make Joe Guire go to school with worms in his pants.
    Billy Forrester: Yeah!
    Twitch: And then he's gonna punch us with the death ring and we're all gonna die like Adam Simms
    Twitch: And then he's gonna punch us with the death ring and we're all gonna die like Adam Simms.


  • Adam Simms: This is our one chance not to be losers!


  • Plug: Some people call her "The Two-Headed Witch." You know why? She had two heads, but one fell off.
    Plug: Some people call her 'The Two-Headed Witch.' You know why? She had two heads, but one fell off.


  • Plug: Some people call her the two-headed witch. you know why she had two heads but one fell off.
    Bradley: The one that fell off is in that bag she carries around all the time.
    Plug: I wonder what her other head looks like.


  • Techno Mouth: If you quit, then you lose! Then we all lose!
    Adam Simms: This is our one chance not to be losers!


  • Joe Guire: Hey, Wormboy!
    Woody Guire: Wormboy?
    Joe Guire: Better give you another person! You know, help ya out! Make things fair! Adam, go.


  • Joe Guire: Hey, Wormboy! That's your team, huh? You and her? And who's that little kid?
    Plug: He's got training wheels! [The gang laughs]
    Plug: He's got training wheels! [the gang laughs]


  • Adam Simms: Remember when you threw a worm at Joe Guire and hit him in the face?
    Billy Forrester: What about it?
    Adam Simms: I thought for sure he was gonna smash you with the Death Ring.
    Billy Forrester: The Death Ring?
    Adam Simms: Joe has a ring called the Death Ring. If he punches you with it, you die! But you don't die now, you die in the eighth grade, so nobody can prove it. It's got poison in it that goes into your skin and makes an ulcer. very slowly, you bleed to death!
    Billy Forrester: If he punches you with it?
    Adam Simms: [Nods] He punched me. And in the eighth grade, I'm gonna be dead.
    Adam Simms: [nods] He punched me. And in the eighth grade, I'm gonna be dead.
    Billy Forrester: What did you do to make him punch you in the first place?
    Adam Simms: Nothing. He just said I was annoying him for some reason.


  • Billy Forrester: Whoo-hoo! Oh yeah! I'm Wormboy! Stomach of steel!


  • Joe Guire: Go on, Wormboy. Eat it.


  • Erika Tansy: Boys are so weird!


  • Billy Forrester: Don't pick your nose! What, are you gonna pick your nose all day?
    Woody Guire: You're hurting my bike!
    Billy Forrester: I'm not hurting your bike! I can't hurt a person's bike!
    Woody Guire: Well you're shaking it and it's hitting my dilly dink.
    Billy Forrester: Don't say stuff like that!
    Woody Guire: My dilly dink is my penis!


  • Bradley: [Billy is about to throw up when he tries to eat a worm] I don't like where I'm sitting!


  • Billy Forrester: Pig fat was not part of the bet.
    Joe Guire: You were the one who said you like them fried, Wormboy. "The greasier, the slimier, the better," you said.
    Joe Guire: You were the one who said you like them fried, Wormboy. 'The greasier, the slimier, the better,' you said.


  • Twitch: No hats allowed.


  • Principal Burdock: "Billy Forrester." With two Rs.
    Principal Burdock: Billy Forrester. With two R's.
    Billy Forrester: There's three.
    Principal Burdock: I beg your pardon?
    Billy Forrester: There's three Rs.
    Billy Forrester: There's three R's.


  • Adam Simms: Everyone calls that girl Erk.
    Billy Forrester: Erk?
    Adam Simms: Erika.


  • Erika Tansy: Say you were lost.
    Billy Forrester: I'm not lost.
    Erika Tansy: Say you were though.
    Billy Forrester: Okay, say I was.
    Erika Tansy: Follow me. Sorry I'm so tall.


  • Joe Guire: We're just calling you Wormboy 'cause that's what you said.
    Billy Forrester: No I didn't!
    Joe Guire: Yes you did! You said, "I eat worms." Right? Right? [The gang says yeah] So you're Wormboy.
    Joe Guire: Yes you did! You said, 'I eat worms.' Right? Right? [the gang says yeah] So you're Wormboy.


  • Billy Forrester: Why are you looking at that?
    Donny Pickett: Joe Guire told me to. "Find out about worms," he said.
    Donny Pickett: Joe Guire told me to. 'Find out about worms,' he said.
    Billy Forrester: That's what they look like inside?
    Donny Pickett: Yeah. They have brains. No eyes. They're blind. And look, five hearts.


  • Joe Guire: Plug.
    Plug: Yeah?
    Joe Guire: Come here. [Pushes Plug]
    Joe Guire: Come here. [Pushes plug]
    Plug: What did I do?
    Joe Guire: Ask your sister.


  • Billy Forrester: I'm running away.


  • Principal Burdock: Ally oop.


  • Joe Guire: You see, that was one worm. Wormboy has to eat ten.
    Billy Forrester: AAAAAAAHHHHH!
    Billy Forrester: Ah!


  • Adam Simms: Joe has a ring called the Death Ring. If he punches you with it, you die. But you don't die now. You die in the 8th grade, so nobody can prove it. It's got poison in it that goes into your skin and makes an ulcer. Very slowly, you bleed to death.


  • Adam Simms: [To Billy] I'm Adam Simms. I used to be friends with Frasier Boone. You know Frasier Boone?
    Adam Simms: [to Billy] I'm Adam Simms. I used to be friends with Frasier Boone. You know Frasier Boone?
    Billy Forrester: I don't know anybody, okay?
    Adam Simms: That's like me: No friends.
    Billy Forrester: I have lots of friends. they just don't go to this dumb school.


  • Joe Guire: You gotta eat all ten worms, all on the same day. And I get to pick them.
    Billy Forrester: When?
    Joe Guire: This Saturday.
    Billy Forrester: That's the day after tomorrow. I need more time to get ready.
    Joe Guire: Backin' out? Come on, Wormboy. Shake on it.
    Billy Forrester: Kids don't shake hands.
    Joe Guire: I said shake on it!
    Billy Forrester: [After a minute] It's a bet.
    Billy Forrester: [after a minute] It's a bet.


  • Billy Forrester: You guys are stupid! You can say "Wormboy" all you want! I don't care! Worms don't even taste hardly! I had a whole bowl of breakfast with brown sugar and cold milk.
    Billy Forrester: You guys are stupid! You can say 'Wormboy' all you want! I don't care! Worms don't even taste hardly! I had a whole bowl of breakfast with brown sugar and cold milk.
    Joe Guire: That's a lie.
    Billy Forrester: Sometimes I boil them. Sometimes I do them on the barbecue, my favorite way, fried like french fries. The greasier and the slimier, the better.
    Joe Guire: Wormboy, you couldn't even eat one worm. Right when it'd touch your tongue, you'd puke.
    Billy Forrester: You wanna bet?
    Joe Guire: The smell would make you puke. You couldn't even eat a quarter of a worm.
    Billy Forrester: I can eat this many worms, Joe: 10 easy! And you would be the one who'd puke just watching me.
    Joe Guire: Let's bet.
    Billy Forrester: That I would eat 10 worms?
    Joe Guire: Yeah. And when you throw up, you lose.
    Billy Forrester: What if I don't lose?
    Joe Guire: What's the bet, you mean?
    Plug: I-- I know! The loser has to come to school with worms in his pants!
    Benjy: Yeah! And he has to walk down the hall, past everybody!
    Joe Guire: Alright. It's gonna be you, Wormboy.


  • Billy Forrester: Why do you make all the rules?
    Plug: 'Cause... he just does.


  • Joe Guire: You guys are friends with this guy, who's gonna be barfing his guts out tomorrow? Donny, get over here. You're not his friend. He's Wormboy. He doesn't have any friends.


  • Twitch: No more cooking in my house! The door is locked! And-- and-- and I quit your team, Joe!
    Joe Guire: Who cares if you quit? All you are is Twitch, ya little loser.


  • Billy Forrester: Get away, Erika. You big giant.


  • Woody Guire: Hey, Erika! Watch me! [Blows raspberries]
    Woody Guire: Hey, Erika! Watch me! [blows raspberries]
    Erika Tansy: Boys are so weird.


  • Adam Simms: Hey, Billy F. That's your lunch, huh? You eat worms?
    Billy Forrester: I eat 'em all the time. Wanna try one? Here you go. [Throws one in Joe's face]
    Billy Forrester: I eat 'em all the time. Wanna try one? Here you go. [throws one in Joe's face]


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