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Howard the Duck Quotes

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  • Dr. Jenning: If you can't take the heat, get out of that kitchen!
    ‐ Submitted by Jazen H (24 months ago)

  • Howard T. Duck: That's it! No more mister nice duck!
    ‐ Submitted by Jazen H (24 months ago)

  • Dr. Jenning: I don't have a license. My name is not Jack.
    ‐ Submitted by Jimmy G (3 years ago)

  • Howard T. Duck: Where am I?
    Beverly Switzler: Oh, well...the bus stop is on the corner of Powell, and...
    Howard T. Duck: No, no no...I'm asking 'what is this place'?
    Beverly Switzler: Uhhh...Cleveland?
    Howard T. Duck: CLEVE-LAND? Uh huh! That's a perfect name for this WEIRD planet!
    Beverly Switzler: No, no...you...you don't know the name of the planet? Well, the planet's called Earth...I think. And I'm obviously in some weird nightmare.
    Howard T. Duck: Oh yeah? YOUR nightmare...or MINE?
    Beverly Switzler: Good point.
    ‐ Submitted by Kevin K (4 years ago)

  • Phil Blumbertt: I want you to concentrate...and READ MY MIND!
    Howard T. Duck: You're thinking...they know I'm a fake...they know I'm a yo yo! Tell me if I'm warm on any of these, Phil.
    ‐ Submitted by Kevin K (4 years ago)

  • Dr. Jenning: She took my eggs.
    ‐ Submitted by Kevin K (4 years ago)

  • Howard T. Duck: Phil...no duck is an island.
    ‐ Submitted by Kevin K (4 years ago)

  • Dr. Jenning: In the lab that night, we saw a single feather fall. We weren't aware that the rest of you, Howard, had landed in that alley just two miles away. Any questions?
    Howard T. Duck: Yeah. Where are my pants?
    ‐ Submitted by John P (4 years ago)

  • Howard T. Duck: No one laughs at a master of Quack Fu!
    ‐ Submitted by John P (4 years ago)

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