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  • Peter Klaven: She was pretty hot.
    Sydney Fife: Ya, I fucked her.


  • Peter Klaven: Laters on the menjay.


  • Peter Klaven: latress on the menjay
    Peter Klaven: Alright. Laters on the menjay. [Hangs up]


  • Peter Klaven: Why does everything I say sounds like a Leprechaun!?


  • Peter Klaven: There were tons of guys who were licking each others basses


  • Peter Klaven: Slappa-da-bayyse!
    Peter Klaven: Slappa da bass!


  • Peter Klaven: I gotta get some fucking friends.


  • Peter Klaven: Who's YOUR best friend?
    Peter Klaven: Are you telling me that Robbie is your best friend?
    Oz: ...Hank Mardukas...and Robbie.
    Oz: Yes, and Hank Marducas.
    Peter Klaven: ROBBIE's your best friend?
    Robbie: 'Sup?


  • Zooey: I just want you be be happy...and to stop kissing strange men.
    Zooey: I just want you be be happy, and to stop kissing strange men.


  • Sydney Fife: HI.
    Sydney Fife: Hi.
    Hailey: I'm good. I know you didn't ask but I'm good.
    Sydney Fife: Okay.
    Hailey: Just in case you were going to ask.


  • Sydney Fife: I will see you there, or I will see you on another time
    Sydney Fife: I will see you there, or I will see you on another time.
    Peter Klaven: I will see you there, or I will see you on another time.
    Peter Klaven: Okay...now I'm confused. I don't know whether you're coming or not.
    Peter Klaven: That was very confusing. I don't know if you're gonna come or not.
    Sydney Fife: That was very confusing. I don't know if you're gonna come or not.
    Sydney Fife: No, I'll be there.
    Peter Klaven: No, I'll be there.


  • Peter Klaven: SLAPPIN DA BASS MON !
    Peter Klaven: Slappa da bass mon!


  • Peter Klaven: So what do I do? How do I make friends?
    Robbie: If you see a cool looking guy, strike up a conversation and ask him on a man date.
    Peter Klaven: Ok.
    Robbie: You know what I mean?
    Peter Klaven: No.
    Robbie: Casual lunch or after work drinks. You're not taking these boys to see The Devil Wears Prada.
    Peter Klaven: Ohhhhh God, I love that movie. No I won't.


  • Sydney Fife: This is the man cave, there's no women allowed in here. I got a jerk-off station for God's sake.


  • Peter Klaven: "I fail to see how having someone piss on my face is going to help me sell Lou Ferrigno's house."
    Peter Klaven: I fail to see how having someone piss on my face is going to help me sell Lou Ferrigno's house.


  • Peter Klaven: Totally... Totes McGotes.


  • Sydney Fife: I love you bro Montana.


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