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I Love You Phillip Morris Quotes

  • Screecher: ENKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK! ENKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!
    Steven Russell: What the hell is that?
    Phillip Morris: Oh that is the Screecher next door. He does that all night. I swear to God, I don't get any sleep ever. Drives me fucking crazy.


  • Phillip Morris: You're not even a fucking lawyer are you?! You fucking liar!


  • Steven Russell: I'm gay. Gay, gay, gay, gay, gay. Have been for as long as I can remember.


  • Phillip Morris: Steven! Steven!
    Steven Russell: What the hell are you doing?
    Phillip Morris: I LOVE YOU!
    Phillip Morris: I love you too! We'll be together soon! I promise, I promise! I LOVE YOU PHILLIP MORRIS!


  • Steven Russell: I'm gonna take care of everything.
    Phillip Morris: *Sigh*
    Phillip Morris: *sigh*
    Phillip Morris: Enough romance, let's fuck!


  • Steven Russell: My name's Steven Russell.
    Phillip Morris: Well, nice to meet you Steven Russell. My name is Phillip Morris.


  • Steven Russell: For a guy with no college education my options were... limited.


  • Steven Russell: Love sure is a funny thing. Makes you happy, makes you sad, makes you do all sorts of things you never thought you'd do before. In fact, love's the reason I'm laying here dying.
    Steven Russell: Love sure is a funny thing. Makes you happy, makes you sad, makes you do all sorts of things you never thought you'd do before. In fact, love's the reason I'm lying here dying.


  • Steven Russell: Even if sometimes I don't know who you are, I love you.


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