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  • Screecher: ENKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK! ENKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!
    Steven Russell: What the hell is that?
    Phillip Morris: Oh that is the Screecher next door. He does that all night. I swear to God, I don't get any sleep ever. Drives me fucking crazy.
    ‐ Submitted by Christian B (3 years ago)

  • Phillip Morris: You're not even a fucking lawyer are you?! You fucking liar!
    ‐ Submitted by Christian B (3 years ago)

  • Steven Russell: I'm gay. Gay, gay, gay, gay, gay. Have been for as long as I can remember.
    ‐ Submitted by Christian B (3 years ago)

  • Phillip Morris: Steven! Steven!
    Steven Russell: What the hell are you doing?
    Phillip Morris: I LOVE YOU!
    Phillip Morris: I love you too! We'll be together soon! I promise, I promise! I LOVE YOU PHILLIP MORRIS!
    ‐ Submitted by Christian B (3 years ago)

  • Steven Russell: I'm gonna take care of everything.
    Phillip Morris: *sigh*
    Phillip Morris: Enough romance, let's fuck!
    ‐ Submitted by Christian B (3 years ago)

  • Steven Russell: My name's Steven Russell.
    Phillip Morris: Well, nice to meet you Steven Russell. My name is Phillip Morris.
    ‐ Submitted by Christian B (3 years ago)

  • Steven Russell: For a guy with no college education my options were... limited.
    ‐ Submitted by Chris P (5 years ago)

  • Steven Russell: Love sure is a funny thing. Makes you happy, makes you sad, makes you do all sorts of things you never thought you'd do before. In fact, love's the reason I'm lying here dying.
    ‐ Submitted by Chris P (5 years ago)

  • Steven Russell: Even if sometimes I don't know who you are, I love you.
    ‐ Submitted by Kit S (5 years ago)

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