I Married a Vampire (1987)





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This quaintly romantic low-budget vampire film from notorious Troma Studios involves the plight of a naive country girl (Rachel Gordon) whose first venture into the Big Apple leads to degradation and humiliation at the hands of heartless city slickers. Her destiny changes radically when she falls into the arms of charming hundred-year-old vampire Robespierre (Brendan Hickey), who is instantly smitten. Learning of the abuse she has suffered, Robespierre seeks bloody retribution on the louts responsible. Though slow-moving at times, this film benefits from a fairly involving story and a few twists unique to the vampire genre, and is remarkably tasteful in comparison to Troma Studios' typical gross-out product.
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Brendan Hickey
as Robespierre
Ted Zalewski
as Gluttonshire
Temple Aaron
as Portia
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I liked bits of this movie, mostly towards the end of it, though. For the most part this movie isn't about vampires, but at least the vampire romance story in this movie is more realistic than in Twilight. The first part of the movie is so bad, and corny, it makes you laugh, but I kinda like it anyway. Overall, it's not a great movie, and I wont recommend it, but if you like bad movies, you'll enjoy it.

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