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I, Robot Quotes

  • V.I.K.I.: My logic is undeniable.


  • Detective Del Spooner: You so need to die!


  • Dr. Alfred Lansing: That, Detective, is the right question.


  • Del Spooner: [Digging into pie with a spoon] "Mmmm. Sweet potato pie."
    Del Spooner: [digging into pie with a spoon] Mmmm. Sweet potato pie.
    Granny: "Put that on the plate."
    Granny: Put that on the plate.


  • Dr. Susan Calvin: Please tell me this doesn't run on gas. Gas explodes you know.


  • Dr. Susan Calvin: What happened to you? Do you ever have a normal life?


  • Lt. John Bergin: Spoon, nice shoes.


  • Lt. John Bergin: So, what's the look?
    Del Spooner: What look?
    Lt. John Bergin: That look.
    Del Spooner: This is my face. What look?


  • Dr. Alfred Lansing: One day they'll have secrets. One day they'll have dreams.


  • Sonny: My name is sonny.
    Sonny: My name is Sonny.
    Del Spooner: so we're naming you now.
    Del Spooner: So, we're naming you now.


  • Del Spooner: You are the dumbest smart person I have ever met in my entire life.


  • Del Spooner: Hey! Did you just shoot at me with your eyes closed?!


  • Farber: Yo Spoon, she just shot at you with your eyes closed!
    Del Spooner: Hey! Did you just shoot at me with your eyes closed?
    Dr. Susan Calvin: Well, it worked, didn't it?


  • Del Spooner: Sorry, I'm allergic to bullshit.


  • Del Spooner: So, Dr. Calvin, what exactly do you do around here?
    Dr. Susan Calvin: My general fields are advanced robotics and psychiatry. Although, I specialize in hardware-to-wetware interfaces in an effort to advance U.S.R.'s robotic ahthropomorphization program.
    Del Spooner: So, what exactly do you do around here?
    Dr. Susan Calvin: I make the robots seem more human.
    Del Spooner: Now wasn't that easier to say?
    Dr. Susan Calvin: Not really. No.


  • Del Spooner: Sonny!
    Sonny: Yes detective?
    Del Spooner: Calvin's fine save me!


  • Del Spooner: Hold my pie.
    Guy With A Pie: [looks at Spooner blankly]
    Del Spooner: Sir, hold it or wear it.


  • Del Spooner: I thought you were dead.
    Sonny: Technically I was never alive, but I appreciate your concern.


  • Dr. Susan Calvin: Do you ever have a normal day?
    Del Spooner: Yeah. Once. It was a Thursday.


  • Del Spooner: [to Dr. Lanning's cat] Look, I understand you have experienced a loss, but this relationship just can't work. I mean, you're a cat. I'm black. I'm not going to be hurt again.


  • Del Spooner: What if I'm right?
    Lt. John Bergin: [sighs] Well, then I guess we're gonna miss the good old days.
    Del Spooner: What good old days?
    Lt. John Bergin: When people were killed by *other people*.


  • Del Spooner: I think you murdered him because he was teaching you to simulate emotions and things got out of control.
    Sonny: I did not murder him.
    Del Spooner: But emotions don't seem like a very useful simulation for a robot.
    Sonny: I did not murder him.
    Del Spooner: Hell, I don't want my toaster or my vacuum cleaner appearing emotional...
    Sonny: I did not murder him!
    Del Spooner: That one's called anger. Ever simulate anger before?


  • Del Spooner: You must know my ex-wife.


  • Dr. Alfred Lansing: The 3 laws can only lead to one possible revolution.
    Del Spooner: Whose revolution?
    Dr. Alfred Lansing: That detective, is the right question. Program terminated.


  • Del Spooner: Your the dumbest smart person I have EVER meet!
    Del Spooner: Your the dumbest smart person I have EVER met!


  • Farber: Yo, Spoon! She just shot at you with her eyes closed!
    Del Spooner: Did you just shoot at me with your eyes closed?!!
    Del Spooner: Did you just shoot at me with your eyes closed?!
    Dr. Susan Calvin: Well, it worked, didn't it?


  • Sonny: Are you going to arrest me, detective?


  • Woman: You lucky I can't breathe, or I'd walk all up & down your ass.


  • Del Spooner: Atishoo! Excuse me, I m allergic to bullshit
    Del Spooner: Pardon me, I'm allergic to bullshit.


  • Del Spooner: Look, I understand you have experienced a loss, but this relationship just can't work. I mean, you're a cat. I'm black. I'm not going to be hurt again.


  • Del Spooner: You know, somehow, "I told you so" just doesn't quite say it.


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