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  • Ken: You don't even know that we're not here on a job.
    Ray: Here in Bruges?
    Ken: Yeah.
    Ray: On a job?
    Ray: On a job? Here in Bruges?


  • Ray: That's for John Lennon, Yankee fucking cunt!


  • Harry: What are you fucking doing?
    Ken: I ain't fighting any more, Harry.
    Harry: Alright. Then I'm blowing your fucking head off ... Oh don't come over all Gandhi! What are you doing?!
    Harry: Alright. Then I'm blowing your fucking head off. Oh don't come over all Gandhi! What are you doing?


  • Ray: What am I gonna do, ·Ken? What am I gonna do?
    Ray: What am I gonna do, ·Ken? What am I gonna do?
    Ken: Just keep moving. Keep on moving. Try not to think about it. Learn a new language, maybe?
    Ken: Just keep moving. Keep on moving. Try not to think about it. Learn a new language, maybe?
    Ray: I can hardly do English. (pause) That's the one thing I like about Europe, though. You don't have to learn any of their languages.
    Ray: I can hardly do English. That's the one thing I like about Europe, though. You don't have to learn any of their languages.


  • Yuri: Take your pick, Mr Waters.
    Ken: An Uzi? I'm not from South Central Los-fucking-Angeles. I didn't come here to shoot twenty black ten-yearolds in a fucking drive-by. I want a normal gun for a normal person.


  • Ken: You from the States?
    Jimmy: Yeah. But don't hold it against me
    Ken: I'll try not to... Just try not to say anything too loud or crass.


  • Marie: Why don't you two just put your guns down and go home?
    Harry: Don't be stupid; this is a shootout!


  • Ray: A great day this has turned out to be. I'm suicidal, me mate tries to kill me, me gun gets nicked and we're still in fucking Bruges.


  • Ken: I don't hit women. I would never hit a woman, Chloë. I'd hit a woman who's trying to hit me with her bottle, that's different, that's self defence, isn't it? ...Or a woman who could do karate. I would never hit a woman generally.
    Ken: I don't hit women. I would never hit a woman, Chloë. I'd hit a woman who's trying to hit me with her bottle, that's different, that's self defence, isn't it? Or a woman who could do karate. I would never hit a woman generally.


  • Natalie: Harry!
    Harry: What?!
    Natalie: It's an inanimate fucking object!
    Harry: YOU'RE AN INANIMATE FUCKING OBJECT!


  • Ken: Ray, you're about the worst tourist in the world.
    Ray: Ken, I grew up in Dublin. I love Dublin. If i grew up on a farm, and was retarded, Bruges might impress me, but I didn't so it doesn't
    Ray: Ken, I grew up in Dublin. I love Dublin. If I grew up on a farm, and was retarded, Bruges might impress me, but I didn't so it doesn't.


  • Yuri: You use this word? Alcove?


  • Overweight Man: Been to the top of the tower?
    Ray: Yeah, yeah, it's rubbish.
    Overweight Man: It is? Guide book says it's a must see.
    Ray: Well you lot ain't goin up there.
    Overweight Man: Pardon me? Why?
    Ray: I mean it's all windy stairs. I'm not being funny.
    Overweight Man: What exactly are you trying to say?
    Ray: What exactly am I trying to say? You's are a bunch of fuckin' elephants!


  • Ray: Isn't that what the Vietnamese used to say?


  • Ray: Ken, I grew up in Dublin. I love Dublin. If I grew up on a farm, and was retarded, Bruges might impress me but I didn't, so it doesn't.


  • Ken: Everybody's fuckin' suicidal!
    Harry: Everybody's fuckin' suicidal!


  • Harry: I want a normal gun for a normal person.


  • Harry: I'm just glad I was able to do somethin' for the boy before he went.
    Ken: Do what for the boy?
    Harry: You know, get to see Bruges. I'd like to see Bruges again before I die.


  • Ray: I used to hate history. It's all a lot of stuff that's already fuckin' happened.


  • Harry: Did I ask you to be his psychiatrist?' No. I ask you to fucking kill him.


  • Ray: A great day this has turned out to be. I'm suicidal, me mate tries to kill me, me gun gets nicked and we're still in fookin' Bruges!


  • Ray: One gay beer, for my gay friend, and one normal beer for me, because I am normal.


  • Ray: What am I going to be, a doctor? You need exams.


  • Ray: You said he was a lolipop man ?!
    Ray: You said he was a lolipop man?!
    Ken: He was a lolipop man
    Ken: He was a lolipop man.
    Ray: What's a lolipop man doing on fucking karate !?
    Ray: What's a lolipop man doing on fucking karate!?
    Ken: I'm just saying
    Ken: I'm just saying.
    Ray: How old is he ?
    Ken: 50
    Ken: 50.
    Ray: What's a 50 years old lolipop man doing in fuckin karate ?! What was he a chinese lolipop man ?!
    Ray: What's a 50 years old lolipop man doing in fuckin' karate?! What was he a chinese lolipop man ?!


  • Ray: Ken, I grew up in Dublin. I love Dublin. If I grew up on a farm, and was retarded, Bruge might impress me. But I didn't so, it doesn't.


  • Natalie: Harry. Harry! It's a inanimate fucking object!
    Harry: You're an inanimate fuckin' object!


  • Ken: Harry, let's face it. And I'm not being funny. I mean no disrespect, but you're a cunt. You're a cunt now, and you've always been a cunt. And the only thing that's going to change is that you're going to be an even bigger cunt. Maybe have some more cunt kids.
    Harry: Leave my kids fucking out of it! What have they done? You fucking retract that bit about my cunt fucking kids!
    Ken: I retract that bit about your cunt fucking kids.
    Harry: Insult my fucking kids? That's going overboard, mate!
    Ken: I retracted it, didn't I?


  • Eirik: I was trying to rob him. And he took my gun from me. And the gun was full of blanks. And he shot a blank into my eye. And now I cannot see from this eye ever again, the doctors say.
    Harry: Well to be honest it sounds like it's all your fault.
    Eirik: What?
    Harry: I mean basically if you're robbing a man and you're only carrying blanks and you allow your gun to be taken off you and you allow yourself to be shot in the eye with a blank which I assume that the person has to get quite close to you then, yeah really it's all your fault for being such a poof, so why don't you stop wingeing and cheer the fuck up.
    Yuri: Eirek - I really wouldn't respond.
    Eirik: I thought you wanted the guy dead?
    Harry: I do want the guy dead, I want him fucking crucified but it don't change the fact that he stitched you up like a blind little gay boy, does it?


  • Harry: So he's having a really nice time?
    Ken: Well, I'm having a really nice time. I'm not sure it's really his cup of tea.
    Harry: What?
    Ken: You know, I'm not sure it's really his thing.
    Harry: What do you mean it's not really his thing? What's that supposed to mean? It's not really his thing. What the fuck is that supposed to mean?
    Ken: Nothing, Harry.
    Harry: It's a fairytale town, isn't it? How's a fairytale town not somebody's fucking thing?


  • Ray: One gay beer for my gay friend, one normal beer for me because I am normal.


  • Ray: A bottle! Don't bother.


  • Harry: You've got to stick to your principles.


  • Ray: Ken, I grew up in Dublin. I love Dublin!.. If I had grown up on a farm, and was retarded, then Bruges might impress me. But, I didn't, so, it doesn't!


  • Ray: Somehow Ken I believe the balance will... Tip, in the favor of culture. Just like a big fat fucking retarded fucking black girl, opposite, a dwarf."
    Ray: Somehow Ken I believe the balance will... Tip, in the favor of culture. Just like a big fat fucking retarded fucking black girl, opposite, a dwarf.


  • Ray: â??Two weeks, in fuckin' Bruges. In a room like this? With you? No way!"
    Ray: For two weeks? In fucking Bruges? In a room like this? With you? No way.


  • Harry: I'm sorry I called you an inanimate object.


  • Harry: Just give me a regular fucking gun for a regular person.
    Harry: I want a normal gun for a normal person.


  • Ray: Back off, shorty!
    Jimmy: You don't know karate!


  • Ray: There's a Christmas tree somewhere in London with a bunch of presents underneath it that'll never be opened. And I thought, if I survive all of this, I'd go to that house, apologize to the mother there, and accept whatever punishment she chose for me. Prison... death... didn't matter. Because at least in prison and at least in death, you know, I wouldn't be in fuckin' Bruges. But then, like a flash, it came to me. And I realized, fuck man, maybe that's what hell is: the entire rest of eternity spent in fuckin' Bruges. And I really really hoped I wouldn't die. I really really hoped I wouldn't die.


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