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The Incredibles Quotes

  • Helen Parr / Elastigirl: Everyone is special, Dash.
    Dash Parr: That's just another way of saying no one is.


  • Lucius Best / Frozone: Honey, where's my super suit?


  • Lucius Best / Frozone: Honey?
    Muriel Hogenson: What?
    Lucius Best / Frozone: Where's my super suit?


  • Mirage: If you want to bet on something, bet on your own life!


  • Syndrome: My name's not Buddy!


  • Helen Parr / Elastigirl: I think you need to be a bit more flexible.


  • Syndrome: Oh, ho ho! You sly dog! You got me monologuing!


  • Violet Parr: We act normal, mom! I want to "be" normal! The only normal one is Jack-Jack, and he's not even toilet trained!
    Violet Parr: We act normal, mom! I want to 'be' normal! The only normal one is Jack-Jack, and he's not even toilet trained!


  • Bob Parr / Mr. Incredible: [whispering] Listen closely. I'd like to help you but I can't. I'd like to tell you to take a copy of your policy to Norma Wilcox on... Norma Wilcox, W-I-L-C-O-X... on the third floor, but I can't.


  • Bob Parr / Mr. Incredible: Did you get away with it?
    Bob Parr/Mr. Incredible: Did you get away with it?
    Helen Parr / Elastigirl: Don't incourage him!
    Helen Parr/Elastigirl: Don't incourage him!
    Bob Parr / Mr. Incredible: I'm not incoraging him, I'm just wondering if he got away with it
    Bob Parr / Mr. Incredible: I'm not incoraging him, I'm just wondering if he got away with it.
    Bob Parr/Mr. Incredible: I'm not encouraging him, I'm just wondering if he got away with it.


  • Dash Parr: No force feilds!
    Violet Parr: You started it
    Violet Parr: You started it!


  • Gilbert Huph: I'm not happy Bob, not happy.


  • Syndrome: And after all. I am your Number 1 fan.


  • Syndrome: And when everyone's super, (Evil Laugh) no-one will be.
    Syndrome: And when everyone's super, [evil Laugh] no-one will be.


  • Edna Mode: Edna Mode: (to security panel) Edna Mode. (turret points at Elastigirl) And guest.
    Edna Mode: [to security panel] Edna Mode. [turret points at Elastigirl] And guest.


  • Edna Mode: (to security panel) Edna Mode. (turret points at Elastigirl) And guest.
    Edna Mode: [to security panel] Edna Mode. [turret points at Elastigirl] And guest.


  • Syndrome: You sly dog! You caught me monologuing!


  • Edna Mode: What is it? Who are you, what do you want?
    Bob Parr / Mr. Incredible: (Pulls down sunglasses to show it's him).
    Bob Parr / Mr. Incredible: [pulls down sunglasses to show it's him]
    Edna Mode: My god you've gotten fat! Come in! Come, come!


  • Dash Parr: How are you doing that?!
    Dash Parr: How are you doing that?
    Violet Parr: I don't know!
    Dash Parr: Well, whatever you do, DON'T STOP!


  • Gilbert Huph: What I can't handle is your customers' inexplicable knowledge of Insuricare inner workings. There experts, experts, Bob! Exploiting every loophole, dodging every obstacle. They're penetrating the bureaucracy!


  • Lucius Best / Frozone: Just like old times, huh Bob?
    Bob Parr / Mr. Incredible: [slapping Lucius in the back] Just like old times.
    Lucius Best / Frozone: Ha-ha, yeah. Hurt then, too. Ow.


  • Bob Parr / Mr. Incredible: Buddy?
    Syndrome: My name's NOT BUDDY! [attacking Bob] AND it's not Incredi-boy either!


  • Lucius Best / Frozone: Honey, Where's my Supersuit?


  • Edna Mode: Pull-yourself-together! "What will you do?" Is this a question? You will show him you remember that he is Mr. Incredible, and you will remind him who you are. Well, you know where he is. Go, confront the problem. Fight! Win! [normal voice] And call me when you get back, darling. I enjoy our visits.
    Edna Mode: Pull-yourself-together! 'What will you do?' Is this a question? You will show him you remember that he is Mr. Incredible, and you will remind him who you are. Well, you know where he is. Go, confront the problem. Fight! Win! [normal voice] And call me when you get back, darling. I enjoy our visits.


  • Edna Mode: No capes!


  • Edna Mode: This is a hobo suit, darling. You can't be seen in this. I won't allow it. Fifteen years ago, maybe, but now? Feh!
    Bob Parr / Mr. Incredible: Wait, what do you mean? You designed it.
    Edna Mode: I never look back, darling! It distracts from the now.


  • Edna Mode: I cut it a little roomy for the free movement, the fabric is comfortable for sensitive skin... [a sheet of flame erupts in front of the suit] And it can also withstand a temperature of over 1000 degrees. Completely bulletproof... [four heavy machine guns appear and open fire on the suit, without effect] And machine washable, darling. That's a new feature.


  • Edna Mode: Supermodels. Heh! Nothing super about them... spoiled, stupid little stick figures with poofy lips who think only about themselves.


  • Lucius Best / Frozone: Honey, where's my supersuit?


  • Bob Parr / Mr. Incredible: [Stretches] It's showtime.
    Bob Parr / Mr. Incredible: [stretches] It's showtime.


  • Helen Parr / Elastigirl: Cutting it kinda close, don't you think?
    Helen Parr / Elastigirl: Cutting it kinda close, don't ya think?
    Bob Parr / Mr. Incredible: Well, you need to be more...flexible.
    Bob Parr / Mr. Incredible: You need to be more... flexible.


  • Helen Parr / Elastigirl: You're late. When you asked me if I was doing anything later, I didn't realize you had forgotten. I thought it was playful banter.
    Helen Parr / Elastigirl: You're late. When you asked me if I was doing anything later, I didn't realize you'd actually forgotten. I thought it was playful banter.
    Bob Parr / Mr. Incredible: It was playful banter.


  • Mirage: Next time you gamble, bet your own life!
    Mirage: [through her teeth] Next time you gamble, bet *your own* life.


  • Bob Parr / Mr. Incredible: Wait. I bet Syndrome's changed the password by now. How do I get into his computers?
    Mirage: [over microphone] Say please.


  • Edna Mode: Yes, words are useless! Gobble, gobble, gobble...too much, darling, too much! That is why I show you my work, that is why you are HERE!
    Edna Mode: Yes, words are useless! Gobble-gobble-gobble-gobble-gobble! Too much of it, darling, too much! That is why I show you my work! That is why you are here!


  • Lucius Best / Frozone: It means it's hot! And I've dehydrated, Bob! What's your excuse, you run out of muscle?!
    Bob Parr / Mr. Incredible: I can't just go smashing through walls, the building's getting weaker by the second, it's gonna come down on top of us!
    Lucius Best / Frozone: I wanted to go bowling!


  • Edna Mode: You can't! It's impossible! I'm far too busy, so ask me now before I again become sane.


  • Violet Parr: But you said we weren't supposed to use our powers.
    Violet Parr: But you said never to use...
    Helen Parr / Elastigirl: I KNOW WHAT I SAID! Listen to what I'm saying now!
    Helen Parr / Elastigirl: I know what I said! [sighing] Remember the bad guys on the shows you used to watch on Saturday mornings? Well, these guys aren't like those guys. They won't exercise restraint because you are children. They *will* kill you if they get the chance. Do *not* give them that chance.


  • Helen Parr / Elastigirl: Remember the bad guys on those shows you used to watch on Saturday mornings? Well, these guys are not like those guys. They won't exercise restraint because your children. They will kill you if they get the chance. Do not give them that chance.
    Helen Parr / Elastigirl: Remember the bad guys on the shows you used to watch on Saturday mornings? Well, these guys aren't like those guys. They won't exercise restraint because you are children. They *will* kill you if they get the chance. Do *not* give them that chance.


  • Syndrome: I am Syndrome, your nemesis!


  • The Underminer: Behold, the Underminer! I'm always beneath you, but nothing is beneath me! I hereby declare war on peace and happiness! Soon, all will tremble before me!


  • Bob Parr / Mr. Incredible: No matter how many times you save the world, it always manages to get back in jeopardy again. Sometimes I just want it to stay saved! You know, for a little bit? I feel like the maid; I just cleaned up this mess! Can we keep it clean for... for ten minutes!


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