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Inglourious Basterds Quotes

  • Lt. Aldo Raine: You know, Utivich? I think this just might be my masterpiece.


  • Master Sgt. Wilhelm/Pola Negri: You need guns on me for it to be a Mexican standoff!


  • Lt. Aldo Raine: Bawnjorno!


  • Lt. Aldo Raine: Actually, Werner, we're all tickled to hear you say that. Quite frankly, watching Donny beat nazis to death is the closest we ever get to goin' to the movies.
    Lt. Aldo Raine: Actually, Werner, we're all tickled to hear you say that. Quite frankly, watching Donny beat Nazis to death is the closest we ever get to goin' to the movies.


  • Sgt. Donnie Donowitz: Teddy fuckin' Williams knocks it outta the park! Fenway Park's on its feet for Teddy fuckin' Ballgame! He went yard on that one! On to fuckin' Lansdowne Street!


  • Lt. Aldo Raine: You know something Uitivich? I think this just might be my masterpiece.


  • Lt. Archie Hicox: Well, if this is it, old boy, I hope you don't mind if I go out speaking the King's.


  • Col. Hans "The Jew Hunter" Landa: Ooh, that's a bingo! Is that the way you say it? "That's a bingo"?
    Col. Hans "The Jew Hunter" Landa: Ooh, that's a bingo! Is that the way you say it? 'That's a bingo'?
    Lt. Aldo Raine: You just say "Bingo."
    Lt. Aldo Raine: You just say 'Bingo.'
    Col. Hans "The Jew Hunter" Landa: Bingo! How fun!


  • Lt. Aldo Raine: Y'know what, Uttivich? I think this might just be my masterpiece.


  • Col. Hans "The Jew Hunter" Landa: What is the American expression? "If the shoe fits, you must wear it."
    Col. Hans "The Jew Hunter" Landa: What is the American expression? 'If the shoe fits, you must wear it.'


  • Lt. Aldo Raine: Every German we meet wearing a Nazi uniform... they're gonna die.
    Lt. Aldo Raine: Thats why any 'n every sombitch we find wearin a nazi uniform.... They're gonn die.


  • Shosanna Dreyfus: My name is Shosanna Dreyfus and THIS is the face... of Jewish vengeance!


  • Marcel: What are we talking about?
    Shosanna Dreyfus: Filling the cinema with Nazis and burning it to the ground.
    Marcel: I'm not talking about that. You're talking about that.


  • Bridget Von Hammersmark: Can you Americans speak any other language besides English?


  • Sgt. Donnie Donowitz: We Punch Those Goons Out, Take Their Machine Guns And Burst In Their Blasting.
    Sgt. Donnie Donowitz: We punch those goons out, take their machine guns, and burst in there blasting!


  • Col. Hans "The Jew Hunter" Landa: I Love My Unoffical Title Precisely Because I Have Earned It.
    Col. Hans "The Jew Hunter" Landa: Now I, on the other hand, love my unofficial title precisely because I've earned it.


  • Col. Hans "The Jew Hunter" Landa: Now if one were to determine what attribute the German people share with a beast, it would be the cunning and the predatory instinct of a hawk. But if one were to determine what attributes the Jews share with a beast, it would be that of the rat. If a rat were to walk in here right now as I'm talking, would you treat it to a saucer of your delicious milk?
    Perrier LaPadite: Probably not.
    Col. Hans "The Jew Hunter" Landa: I didn't think so. You don't like them. You don't really know why you don't like them. All you know is you find them repulsive. Consequently, a German soldier conducts a search of a house suspected of hiding Jews. Where does the hawk look? He looks in the barn, he looks in the attic, he looks in the cellar, he looks everywhere he would hide, but there's so many places it would never occur to a hawk to hide. However, the reason the Führer's brought me off my Alps in Austria and placed me in French cow country today is because it does occur to me. Because I'm aware what tremendous feats human beings are capable of once they abandon dignity.


  • Sgt. Hugo Stiglitz: Say "auf Wiedersehen" to your Nazi balls
    Sgt. Hugo Stiglitz: Say 'auf Wiedersehen' to your Nazi balls.


  • Lt. Aldo Raine: You probably heard we ain't in the prisoner-takin' business, we in the killin' Nazi business. And cousin, business is a-boomin'.


  • Lt. Aldo Raine: My name is Lieutenant Aldo Raine and I need me eight soldiers.


  • Shosanna Dreyfus: I am going to burn down the cinema on Nazi night. And if I'm going to burn down the cinema, which I am, we both know you're not going to let me do it by myself. Because you love me. And I love you. And you're the only person on this earth I can trust. But that's not all we're going to do. Does the filmmaking equipment in the attic still work? I know the film camera does. How about the sound recorder?
    Marcel: Quite well, actually. I recorded a new guitarist I met in a cafe last week. It works superb. Why do we need filmmaking equipment?
    Shosanna Dreyfus: Because, Marcel, my sweet, we're going to make a film. Just for the Nazis.


  • Lt. Aldo Raine: You know how to get to Carnegie Hall don't ya? Practice!


  • Lt. Aldo Raine: I sure as hell didnâ??t come down from the God Damn Smokey Mountains, cross five thousand miles of water, fight my way through half of Sicily and jump out of fucking aero plane to teach the Naziâ??s lessons in humanity. Nazi ainâ??t got no humanity, theyâ??re the foot soldiers of a Jew hating, mass murdering maniac and they need to be destroyed. We will be cruel to the Germans, and through our cruelty they will know who we are, and they will find the evidence of our cruelty in the disemboweled, dismembered and disfigured bodies of their brothers we leave behind us. And the German wonâ??t be able to help themselves but imagine the cruelty their brothers endured at our hands and our boot heels and the edge of our knives and the German will be sickened by us, and the German will talk about us, and the German will fear us, and when the German closes their eyes at night and theyâ??re tortured by their subconscious for the evil they have done it will be with thoughts of us they are tortured with.
    Lt. Aldo Raine: I sure as hell didn't come down from the God Damn Smokey Mountains, cross five thousand miles of water, fight my way through half of Sicily and jump out of fucking aero plane to teach the Nazi's lessons in humanity. Nazi ain't got no humanity, they're the foot soldiers of a Jew hating, mass murdering maniac and they need to be destroyed. We will be cruel to the Germans, and through our cruelty they will know who we are, and they will find the evidence of our cruelty in the disemboweled, dismembered and disfigured bodies of their brothers we leave behind us. And the German won't be able to help themselves but imagine the cruelty their brothers endured at our hands and our boot heels and the edge of our knives and the German will be sickened by us, and the German will talk about us, and the German will fear us, and when the German closes their eyes at night and they're tortured by their subconscious for the evil they have done it will be with thoughts of us they are tortured with.


  • Lt. Aldo Raine: Up the road apiece, there's a orchard. Now, besides you, we know there's another kraut patrol fuckin' here somewhere. Now if that patrol were to have any crackshots, that orchard would be a goddamn sniper's delight. Now if you ever want to eat a sauerkraut sandwich again, you gotta show me on this map where they are, you gotta tell me how many there are, and you gotta tell me what kinda artillery they're carrying with 'em.
    Sgt. Rachtman: You can't expect me to divulge information that would put German lives in danger
    Sgt. Rachtman: You can't expect me to divulge information that would put German lives in danger.
    Lt. Aldo Raine: Well Werner, that's where you're wrong, because that's exactly what I expect. I need to about Germans hiding in them trees, and you need to tell me, and you need to tell me. And you need to tell me right now. Now take your finger and point out on this map where this party's being held, how many's coming, and what they brought to play with
    Lt. Aldo Raine: Well Werner, that's where you're wrong, because that's exactly what I expect. I need to about Germans hiding in them trees, and you need to tell me, and you need to tell me. And you need to tell me right now. Now take your finger and point out on this map where this party's being held, how many's coming, and what they brought to play with.
    Sgt. Rachtman: I respectfully refuse sir (later in the scene he get his head bashed in with a basball bat)
    Sgt. Rachtman: I respectfully refuse sir [later in the scene he get his head bashed in with a basball bat]
    Sgt. Rachtman: I respectfully refuse sir. [later in the scene he get his head bashed in with a basball bat]


  • Lt. Aldo Raine: You know somethin', Utivich? I think this just might be my masterpiece.


  • Sgt. Donnie Donowitz: Fuck a duck!


  • Lt. Aldo Raine: You know somethin' Utivich? I think this just might be my masterpiece.


  • Lt. Aldo Raine: "I'm putting together a special team. We're gonna be doing one thing, and one thing only. Killing nazis!
    Lt. Aldo Raine: I'm putting together a special team. We're gonna be doing one thing, and one thing only. Killing nazis!


  • Lt. Aldo Raine: If you ever wanna eat a sauerkraut sandwich again, you gotta point on this map to me where they are
    Lt. Aldo Raine: If you ever wanna eat a sauerkraut sandwich again, you gotta point on this map to me where they are.


  • Sgt. Hugo Stiglitz: And at this range, i'm a real Frederick Zoller
    Sgt. Hugo Stiglitz: And at this range, I'm a real Frederick Zoller.


  • Sgt. Donnie Donowitz: Fuck a duck!


  • Col. Hans "The Jew Hunter" Landa: Ooh, thats a bingo!
    Col. Hans "The Jew Hunter" Landa: Is that the way you say it? "That's a bingo?"
    Col. Hans "The Jew Hunter" Landa: Is that the way you say it? 'That's a bingo?'
    Lt. Aldo Raine: You just say "bingo"
    Lt. Aldo Raine: You just say 'bingo.'


  • Col. Hans "The Jew Hunter" Landa: "Once again, but this time let me hear the music in it!" "Bravo, bravo!"
    Col. Hans "The Jew Hunter" Landa: Once again, but this time let me hear the music in it! Bravo, bravo!


  • Lt. Aldo Raine: you know something, Utivich? I think this just might be my masterpiece.
    Lt. Aldo Raine: You know somethin', Utivich? I think this just might be my masterpiece.


  • Col. Hans "The Jew Hunter" Landa: Facts could be so misleading, whereas rumours, true or false, are often revealing
    Col. Hans "The Jew Hunter" Landa: Facts could be so misleading, whereas rumours, true or false, are often revealing.


  • Lt. Archie Hicox: What shall we drink to, sir?
    Gen. Ed Fenech: Well... down with Hitler.
    Lt. Archie Hicox: All the way down, sir.


  • Frederick Zoller: (in the film) Who wants to send a message to Germany?
    Frederick Zoller: [in the film] Who wants to send a message to Germany?
    Shosanna Dreyfus: (in the film) I have a message to Germany...that you are all going to die.
    Shosanna Dreyfus: [in the film] I have a message to Germany...that you are all going to die.


  • Col. Hans "The Jew Hunter" Landa: [in French] Monsieur, to both your family and your cows, I say, "Bravo."
    Col. Hans "The Jew Hunter" Landa: [in French] Monsieur, to both your family and your cows, I say, 'Bravo.'


  • Lt. Aldo Raine: You know how you get to Carnegie Hall don't you? Practice.


  • Frederick Zoller: Actually watching Donnie beat Nazis to death is the closest we ever get to going to the movies.


  • Lt. Aldo Raine: He bashes their brains in with a baseball bat is what he does.


  • Sgt. Hugo Stiglitz: Say ''Auf wiedersehen'' to your nazi balls!
    Sgt. Hugo Stiglitz: Say ''Auf wiedersehen' to your nazi balls!


  • Sgt. Hugo Stiglitz: I will put this pistol in your Nazi balls.


  • Lt. Aldo Raine: ...We're in the killin' Nazi business, and cousin, business is a-boomin!


  • Lt. Aldo Raine: (with a Southern US drawl) Bon Jorno
    Lt. Aldo Raine: [with a Southern US drawl] Bon Jorno.


  • Col. Hans "The Jew Hunter" Landa: So, gentlemen, let's discuss the prospect of ending the war tonight.


  • Shosanna Dreyfus: [threatening a French film developer] You either do what the fuck we tell you, or I'll bury this axe in your collaborating skull.


  • Lt. Aldo Raine: You know somethin', Utivich? I think this just might be my masterpiece.


  • Shosanna Dreyfus: My name is Shosanna Dreyfus and THIS is the face... of Jewish vengeance!


  • Lt. Aldo Raine: You probably heard we ain't in the prisoner-takin' business; we in the killin' Nazi business. And cousin, business is a-boomin'.


  • Lt. Aldo Raine: In that cave lives Donny Donowitz. You might have hard of him by his nickname...The Bear Jew. Surrender now!


  • Col. Hans "The Jew Hunter" Landa: I'm going to switch back to French now and I want you to follow my masquerade. Is that clear?
    Perrier LaPadite: [Bitterly] Yes.
    Col. Hans "The Jew Hunter" Landa: [In French] Monsieur LaPadite... I thank you for the milk... and your hospitality. I do believe our business here is done. [To soldiers] Ah, ladies! I thank you for your time. *Points out areas to soldiers* We shan't be bothering your family any longer. So, Monsieur... mademoiselles... I bid farewell to you and say... adieu! *Soldiers shoot into floorboards*
    Col. Hans "The Jew Hunter" Landa: [In French] Monsieur LaPadite... I thank you for the milk... and your hospitality. I do believe our business here is done. [To soldiers] Ah, ladies! I thank you for your time. [Points out areas to soldiers] We shan't be bothering your family any longer. So, Monsieur... mademoiselles... I bid farewell to you and say... adieu! [Soldiers shoot into floorboards]


  • Col. Hans "The Jew Hunter" Landa: You're sheltering them underneath your floorboards, aren't you?
    Perrier LaPadite: [Pause] Yes.
    Col. Hans "The Jew Hunter" Landa: Point out to me the areas where they are hiding.
    Perrier LaPadite: *Points out areas, weeping*
    Col. Hans "The Jew Hunter" Landa: Since I haven't heard any disturbance I assume, while they are listening, they don't speak English.


  • Col. Hans "The Jew Hunter" Landa: [Between puffs] Now... my job... dictates... that I must have my men enter your home... and conduct a thorough search before I can officially cross your family's name off my list. And if there are any irregularities to be found, rest assured they will be. That is, unless you have something to tell me that makes the conducting of a search unnecessary. I might add also that any information that makes a performance of my duty easier will not be met with punishment. Actually quite the contrary, it will be met with reward. And that reward will be your family will cease to be harassed in any way by the German military during the rest of our occupation of your country. [Pause] You are sheltering enemies of the state, are you not?
    Perrier LaPadite: [Pause] Yes.


  • Col. Hans "The Jew Hunter" Landa: Consequently, a German soldier conducts a search of a house suspected of hiding Jews. Where does the hawk look? He looks in the barn, he looks in the attic, he looks in the cellar - he looks everywhere he would hide. But there are so many places it would never occur to a hawk to hide. However, the reason the Fuhrer's brought me off my Alps in Austria and placed me in French cow country today is because it does occur to me. Because I'm aware what tremendous feats human beings are capable of once they abandon dignity. [Pause] May I smoke my pipe as well?
    Col. Hans "The Jew Hunter" Landa: Consequently, a German soldier conducts a search of a house suspected of hiding Jews. Where does the hawk look? He looks in the barn, he looks in the attic, he looks in the cellar - he looks everywhere he would hide. But there are so many places it would never occur to a hawk to hide. However, the reason the Fuhrer's brought me off my Alps in Austria and placed me in French cow country today is because it does occur to me. Because I'm aware what tremendous feats human beings are capable of once they abandon dignity. [Pause] May I smoke my pipe as well?
    Perrier LaPadite: Please, Herr Colonel, make yourself at home.


  • Col. Hans "The Jew Hunter" Landa: Yet they're both rodents, are they not? And except for the tail they even rather look alike, don't they?
    Perrier LaPadite: It's an interesting thought, Herr Colonel.
    Col. Hans "The Jew Hunter" Landa: Ah! However interesting as the thought may be it makes not one bit of difference to how you feel. If a rat were to walk in here right now as I'm talking, would you greet it with a saucer of your delicious milk?
    Perrier LaPadite: Probably not.
    Col. Hans "The Jew Hunter" Landa: I didn't think so. You don't like them. You don't really know why you don't like them; all you know is you find them repulsive.
    Col. Hans "The Jew Hunter" Landa: I didn't think so. You don't like them. You don't really know why you don't like them; all you know is you find them repulsive.


  • Col. Hans "The Jew Hunter" Landa: Has a rat ever done anything to you to create this animosity you feel toward them?
    Perrier LaPadite: Rats spread disease. They bite people.
    Col. Hans "The Jew Hunter" Landa: Rats were the cause of the bubonic plague, but that's some time ago. I propose to you any disease a rat could spread a squirrel could equally carry. Would you agree?
    Perrier LaPadite: Oui.
    Col. Hans "The Jew Hunter" Landa: Yet I assume you don't share the same animosity with squirrels that you do with rats, do you?
    Perrier LaPadite: Non.


  • Col. Hans "The Jew Hunter" Landa: Now if one were to determine what attribute the German people share with a beast, it would be the cunning and the predatory instinct of a hawk. But if one were to determine what attributes the Jews share with a beast, it would be that of the rat. The Fuhrer and Goebbels' propaganda have said pretty much the same thing, but where our conclusions differ is I don't consider the comparison an insult. Consider for a moment the world a rat lives in; it's a hostile world, indeed! If a rat were to scamper through your front door right now, would you greet it with hostility?
    Col. Hans "The Jew Hunter" Landa: Now if one were to determine what attribute the German people share with a beast, it would be the cunning and the predatory instinct of a hawk. But if one were to determine what attributes the Jews share with a beast, it would be that of the rat. If a rat were to walk in here right now as I'm talking, would you treat it to a saucer of your delicious milk?
    Perrier LaPadite: I suppose I would.
    Perrier LaPadite: Probably not.


  • Col. Hans "The Jew Hunter" Landa: [giddy] Oooh, that's a bingo! Is that the way you say it? "That's a bingo"?
    Col. Hans "The Jew Hunter" Landa: [giddy] Oooh, that's a bingo! Is that the way you say it? 'That's a bingo'?
    Lt. Aldo Raine: You just say "Bingo".
    Lt. Aldo Raine: You just say 'Bingo'.
    Col. Hans "The Jew Hunter" Landa: Bingo! How fun!
    Col. Hans "The Jew Hunter" Landa: Bingo! How fun!


  • Major Hellstrom: I must say I grow weary of these monkeyshines. [cocks pistol] Did you hear that? That was the sound of my Walther. Pointed right at your testicles.
    Lt. Archie Hicox: Why do you have your Walther pointed at my testicles?
    Major Hellstrom: Because you've just given yourself away, Captain. You're no more German than that scotch.
    Lt. Archie Hicox: Well Major, that makes two of us. I've had a gun pointed at your balls since you sat down.
    Sgt. Hugo Stiglitz: [points a gun Hellstrom's crotch] That makes three of us. And at this range, I'm a real Frederick Zoller.
    Major Hellstrom: Looks like we have a bit of a sticky situation here.
    Lt. Archie Hicox: What's going to happen, Major... you're going to stand up and walk out that door with us.
    Major Hellstrom: No, no, no, no, no, no. I don't think so. I'm afraid you and I, we both know, Captain, no matter what happens to anybody else in this room, the two of us aren't going anywhere. Too bad about Sergeant Wilhelm and his famous friends. If any of you expect to live, you'll have to shoot them too. Looks like little Max will grow up an orphan. How sad.
    Lt. Archie Hicox: [in English] Well, if this is it, old boy, I hope you don't mind if I go out speaking the King's.


  • Lt. Archie Hicox: There's a special rung in hell reserved for people who waste good scotch. Seeing as how I may be rapping on the door momentarily. [drinks scotch] I must say, damn good stuff. Now, about this pickle... we find ourselves in. It would appear there's only thing left for you to do.
    Lt. Archie Hicox: [picks up his glass of scotch] There's a special rung in hell reserved for people who waste good scotch. Seeing as how I may be rapping on the door momentarily... [drinks his scotch] I must say, damn good stuff, Sir. [sets his glass down and smokes his cigarette] Now, about this pickle... we find ourselves in. It would appear there's only thing left for you to do.
    Major Hellstrom: And what would that be?
    Lt. Archie Hicox: Stiglitz.
    Sgt. Hugo Stiglitz: Say "auf Wiedersehen" to your Nazi balls. [fires his gun into Hellstrom's crotch]
    Sgt. Hugo Stiglitz: Say 'auf Wiedersehen' to your Nazi balls. [Stiglitz fires his gun into Hellstrom's crotch]


  • Sgt. Donnie Donowitz: [indicating a medal on Rachtman's uniform] You get that for killing Jews?
    Sgt. Donnie Donowitz: [Points to Iron Cross medal] Did you get that for killing Jews?
    Sgt. Rachtman: ...Bravery.
    Sgt. Rachtman: Bravery.


  • Lt. Aldo Raine: Each and every man under my command owes me one hundred Nazi scalps. And I want my scalps!
    Lt. Aldo Raine: Each and every man under my command owes me one hundred Nazi scalps. And I want my scalps.


  • Col. Hans "The Jew Hunter" Landa: That's a Bingo!
    Col. Hans "The Jew Hunter" Landa: That's a bingo!


  • Hitler: NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN
    Hitler: NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN!


  • Gen. Ed Fenech: These yanks have beaten down the devil
    Gen. Ed Fenech: These Yanks have beaten down the devil.


  • Col. Hans "The Jew Hunter" Landa: Bergsteigen?


  • Sgt. Donnie Donowitz: ANTONIO MARGAREEETTII!!
    Sgt. Donnie Donowitz: Antonio Margaret!
    Sgt. Donnie Donowitz: Antonio Margaretti!


  • Lt. Aldo Raine: You probably heard we ain't in the prisoner-takin' business; we in the killin' Nazi business. And cousin, business is a-boomin'.


  • Col. Hans "The Jew Hunter" Landa: [giddy] Oooh, that's a bingo!


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