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  • Tony Stark: I already told you, I don't wanna join your Super Secret Boy Band
    Nick Fury: (laughs) Nah I remember you go it alone. How's that working out by the way?
    Nick Fury: Nah I remember you go it alone. How's that working out by the way?
    Tony Stark: It's you know it's, I'm sorry I don't wanna get off on the wrong foot here, do I look at your eye or the patch? I'm still hungover, I can't even tell if you're real or not
    Tony Stark: It's you know it's, I'm sorry I don't wanna get off on the wrong foot here, do I look at your eye or the patch? I'm still hungover, I can't even tell if you're real or not.


  • Tony Stark: (Looks up information about Natalie Rushman)
    Pepper Potts: So now your Googling her?
    Tony Stark: I thought I was oogling her.


  • Ivan Vanko/Whiplash: Hey, I want my bird.
    Justin Hammer: Uh, a bird? You want a bird?
    Ivan Vanko/Whiplash: I want my bird.
    Justin Hammer: I can get you a bird, I can get you ten birds.
    Ivan Vanko/Whiplash: I want MY bird!
    Justin Hammer: Well, nothing's impossible. Are we talkin--is this a bird, uh, back in Russia?


  • Tony Stark: 'Mr. Stark displays compulsive behavior'. In my defense, that was last week. 'Prone to self-destructive tendencies' I was dying, please, and, aren't we all? 'Textbook narcissism'?...Agreed.


  • Tony Stark: What do you want from me?
    Nick Fury: What do we want from you? No, what do you want from me? You have become a problem, a problem I have to deal with! Contrary to your belief, you are not the center of my universe! I have bigger than you in the southeast region to deal with!


  • Natalie Rushman/Black Widow: Well done with the new chest piece. I'm reading significantly higher output and your vitals all look promising.
    Tony Stark: Yes, for the moment, I'm not dying. Thank you.
    Pepper Potts: What do you mean you're not dying?! Did you just say you're dying?!
    Tony Stark: Is that you? No, I'm not. Not anymore.
    Pepper Potts: What's going on?
    Tony Stark: I was going to tell you, I didn't want you to alarm you
    Pepper Potts: You were going to tell me? You really were dying?
    Tony Stark: You didn't let me.
    Pepper Potts: Why didn't you tell me that?
    Tony Stark: I was going to make you an omelet and tell you.
    Natalie Rushman/Black Widow: Hey, hey. Save it for the honeymoon. You got incoming, Tony. Looks like the fight's coming to you.
    Tony Stark: Great. Pepper?
    Pepper Potts: Are you okay now?
    Tony Stark: I'm fine. Don't be mad, I will formally apologize...
    Pepper Potts: I am mad!
    Tony Stark: When I'm not fending off a Hammeroid attack-
    Pepper Potts: Fine
    Tony Stark: We could've been in Venice.
    Pepper Potts: Oh please!


  • Happy Hogan: Anything else, boss?
    Tony Stark: I'm good, Hap.
    Pepper Potts: No, I'll be just... another minute.
    Tony Stark: I lost both the kids in the divorce!


  • Howard Stark: Tony, you're too young to understand this right now, so I thought I would put it on film for you. I built this for you. And some day you'll realize that it represents a whole lot more than people's inventions, it represents my life's work. This is the key to the future. I'm limited by the technology of my time, but one day you'll figure this out. And when you do, you will change the world. What is, and always will be, my greatest creation... is 'you'


  • Ivan Vanko/Whiplash: If you could make God bleed, people would cease to believe in Him. There will be blood in the water, the sharks will come. All I have to do is sit back and watch as the world consumes you.


  • Tony Stark: I want one.
    Pepper Potts: No...


  • Tony Stark: Yeah i'd say most countries 5-10 years away....Hammer Industries 20.
    Justin Hammer: I'd like to point out that that test pilot survived.


  • Tony Stark: Let's take it outside...!


  • Nick Fury: Sir! I'm gonna have to ask you to exit the donut.


  • Senator Stern: Funny, how annoying a little prick can be.


  • Nick Fury: I'm the realest person you're ever gonna meet.


  • Tony Stark: I want on...e
    Pepper Potts: No..


  • Tony Stark: you have a bug gun, that doesn't mean you are the big gun!
    Tony Stark: You have a bug gun, that doesn't mean you are the big gun!


  • Tony Stark: SHE modeled in Tokyo. Did YOU model in Tokyo?


  • Tony Stark: Tony Stark/Iron Man: I want one. Pepper Potts: No.
    Tony Stark: I want one.
    Pepper Potts: No.


  • Tony Stark: Drop your socks and grab your crotch. We're about to get wet on this ride.


  • Pepper Potts: I don't know what to think!
    Tony Stark: Don't think, drink.


  • Ivan Vanko/Whiplash: If you could make God bleed, people would cease to believe in him, there will be blood in the water, the sharks will come. All I have to do is sit back and watch as the world consumes you.
    Ivan Vanko/Whiplash: [laughs] If you could make God bleed, people would cease to believe in him, there will. All I have to do is sit back and watch as the world consumes you.


  • Ivan Vanko/Whiplash: I vant my bird.
    Ivan Vanko/Whiplash: I want *my* bird.


  • Ivan Vanko/Whiplash: There will be blood in the water and the sharks will come.


  • Tony Stark: Sorry pal, but Iron Man doesn't have a sidekick.
    Lt. Col. James 'Rhodey' Rhodes: Sidekick *this*!
    Lt. Col. James 'Rhodey' Rhodes: Sidekick this!


  • Justin Hammer: I wanna make Iron Man look like an antique.


  • Lt. Col. James 'Rhodey' Rhodes: This lone gunslinger act is unnecessary... you don't have to do this alone!


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