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  • Craig: ....run, travel, swim, skip....yeah I know it's lame but whatever, skip anyway. Breathe....Live.
    Craig: Run, travel, swim, skip....yeah I know it's lame but whatever, skip anyway. Breathe. Live.


  • Craig: Sometimes I wish I had an easy answer for why Iâ??m depressed. That my father beat me, or I was sexually abused. But, my problems are less... dramatic than that.
    Craig: Sometimes I wish I had an easy answer for why I'm depressed. That my father beat me, or I was sexually abused. But, my problems are less... dramatic than that.
    Craig: Sometimes I wish I had an easy answer for why I'm depressed. That my father beat me, or I was sexually abused. But, my problems are less... dramatic than that.


  • Craig: Sometimes I wish I had an easy answer for why Iâ??m depressed. That my father beat me, or I was sexually abused. But, my problems are less... dramatic than that.
    Craig: Sometimes I wish I had an easy answer for why I'm depressed. That my father beat me, or I was sexually abused. But, my problems are less... dramatic than that.


  • Joanie: Um, everybody our new guest Craig is having what we call an artistic block. He doesn't know what to draw.
    Humble: How 'bout beavers?
    Joanie: Humble we don't, uh we don't draw the kind of beavers you're talking about...
    Humble: Oh really? (shows picture of beaver)
    Joanie: That's...actually nice. I thought it was going to be a vagina-that's nice.
    Joanie: That's... actually nice. I thought it was going to be a vagina, that's nice.


  • Bobby: All I have to wear to the interview is this sweater.
    Humble: It's a nice sweater.
    Bobby: No it's not. It smells like a hobo's Band-Aid.


  • Craig: [During a basketball practice in the hospital] How'd you end up in here?
    Bobby: Man, you don't give up, do you? I'm on vacation
    Craig: Seriously.
    Bobby: I am serious. Some people go to Hamptons. I come here. Get a little R&R. People feed you. I get high sometimes, man.
    Craig: That's not what I've heard about you.
    Bobby: [sigh] What did you hear?
    Craig: Craig: [hesitating a bit] I heard you tried to rape a penguin at the zoo
    Bobby: Bobby: [straightening up] Who told you that?


  • Craig: Okay, I know you're thinking, "What is this? Kid spends a few days in the hospital and all his problems are cured?" But I'm not. I know I'm not. I can tell this is just the beginning. I still need to face my homework, my school, my friends. My dad. But the difference between today and last Saturday is that for the first time in a while, I can look forward to the things I want to do in my life. Bike, eat, drink, talk. Ride the subway, read, read maps. Make maps, make art. Finish the Gates application. Tell my dad not to stress about it. Hug my mom. Kiss my little sister. Kiss my dad. Make out with Noelle. Make out with her more. Take her on a picnic. See a movie with her. See a movie with Aaron. Heck, see a movie with Nia. Have a party. Tell people my story. Volunteer at 3 North. Help people like Bobby. Like Muqtada. Like me. Draw more. Draw a person. Draw a naked person. Draw Noelle naked. Run, travel, swim, skip. Yeah, I know it's lame, but, whatever. Skip anyway. Breathe... Live.


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