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  • Benjy Benjamin: So, now, there's only one way to figure it. And that is every man for himself (points to Mrs. Marcus) Except you, old lady. May you just ...DROP DEAD!
    Benjy Benjamin: So, now, there's only one way to figure it. And that is every man for himself [points to Mrs. Marcus] Except you, old lady. May you just ...DROP DEAD!


  • Ding Bell: We're never gonna get anywhere if we keep listening to this old bag.


  • J. Algernon Hawthorne: Why Americans are so obsessed with breasts. I say if American women stopped wearing braziers your entire economy would collapse overnight.


  • Capt. C.G. Culpepper: Billie Sue? Billie Sue where are you?
    Billie Sue: I'm at the bus station.
    Capt. C.G. Culpepper: Sweetheart what are you doing at the bus station?
    Billie Sue: I'm waiting for the bus!


  • Mrs. Marcus: What kind of an attitude is that? "These things happen." The only reason why these things happen is because this whole country is filled with people, that when these things happen they just say "these things happen," and that's why they happen.
    Mrs. Marcus: What kind of an attitude is that? 'These things happen.' The only reason why these things happen is because this whole country is filled with people, that when these things happen they just say "these things happen," and that's why they happen.
    Mrs. Marcus: What kind of an attitude is that? 'These things happen.' The only reason why these things happen is because this whole country is filled with people, that when these things happen they just say 'these things happen,' and that's why they happen.


  • Police Officer: Is somethin' wrong?
    Police Officer: Is something wrong?


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