Daniel: I know that Bitterman changed the contract.
Kermit: Wha- how do you know THAT? Oh, wait a second, you don't run one of those Muppet Internet fan sites, do ya?


Daniel's Boss: When you write the laws of the universe you know where all the loopholes are.


Rachel Bitterman: It's funny how one day can mean so many different things.


Kermit: No way, pal. Bitterman owns the paper, she owns the TV station and 3/4 of the Internet.
Daniel: How could one person own so much?
Kermit: Corporate Synergy. It's out of control. (NBC logo appears on Kermit's foot)
Kermit: Corporate Synergy. It's out of control. [NBC logo appears on Kermit's foot]