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It's a Very Merry Muppet Christmas Movie Quotes

  • Daniel: I know that Bitterman changed the contract.
    Kermit: Wha- how do you know THAT? Oh, wait a second, you don't run one of those Muppet Internet fan sites, do ya?


  • Daniel's Boss: When you write the laws of the universe you know where all the loopholes are.


  • Rachel Bitterman: It's funny how one day can mean so many different things.


  • Kermit: No way, pal. Bitterman owns the paper, she owns the TV station and 3/4 of the Internet.
    Daniel: How could one person own so much?
    Kermit: Corporate Synergy. It's out of control. (NBC logo appears on Kermit's foot)
    Kermit: Corporate Synergy. It's out of control. [NBC logo appears on Kermit's foot]


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