Jason Goes to Hell - The Final Friday Quotes

  • Assistant Coroner: Hey fuck! How you doing you fat ass maggoty blown up fuck?! Suck this!


  • Assistant Coroner: (the main coroner holds up a tool to his face) - Yes? ...That's a probe.
    Assistant Coroner: (the main coroner holds up a tool to his face) - Yes? That's a probe.


  • 3rd Officer: I'll be back later. Don't do anything stupid.
    Steven Freeman: What am I going to do? I'm locked in a frickin' cell.


  • Joey B.: People are going to come see Jason's home town, and they're going to come with appetites.


  • Steven Freeman: Duke! The part about being reborn through a Voorhees woman, does it have to be a living woman?
    Creighton Duke: No...
    Creighton Duke: No.
    Steven Freeman: Duke, that thing is in the basement with Jessica's dead mother!
    Creighton Duke: Holy mother of God...
    Creighton Duke: Holy mother of God.


  • 3rd Officer: You wouldn't kill me?
    Steven Freeman: You might be right.


  • 1st FBI Agent: Good shooting, Mahoney. Now clean up all this sh*t!


  • Joey B.: What the fu*k is that?
    Vicki: It's Jessica's baby.
    Joey B.: Get it out...this is a restaurant, not a nursery.
    Joey B.: Get it out. This is a restaurant, not a nursery.
    Shelby: (talking to the baby) - Hey! I believe that's the sweetest thing God ever put on this earth. You're a little cutie pie.
    Joey B.: It'll be just as cute when it's on the fucking street. Get it out!


  • 3rd Officer: Get in the car, Steven.
    Steven Freeman: Why should I?
    3rd Officer: I've got a gun.
    Steven Freeman: Fu*k that, I've got a gun.


  • Creighton Duke: (to Jason, before being crushed to death) - Tonight, my friend, you will...DIE.
    Creighton Duke: (to Jason, before being crushed to death) - Tonight, my friend, you will die.


  • Jessica Kimble: Joey, please, just let me get the baby and we'll go.
    Joey B.: Shut the fu*k up! You're with a fu*king felon!
    Shelby: Hey, Baby...watch the language.
    Shelby: Hey, Baby. Watch the language.
    Shelby: Hey, baby. Watch the language.
    Joey B.: Fu*k you (Jessica tries to grab the gun, causing it to misfire and hit the lights)...Now look what you fu*king done!
    Joey B.: Fu*k you (Jessica tries to grab the gun, causing it to misfire and hit the lights) Now look what you fu*king done!
    Jessica Kimble: Give me the BABY, Joey!!
    Jessica Kimble: Give me the baby, Joey!
    Joey B.: Fu*k YOU!!!
    Joey B.: Fu*k you!


  • Creighton Duke: Through a Voorhees was he born...through a Voorhees may he be reborn...and only by the hands of a Voorhees will he die.
    Creighton Duke: Through a Voorhees was he born, through a Voorhees may he be reborn. And only by the hands of a Voorhees will he die.


  • Vicki: (to Jason, before getting her head crushed in) - Go to hell!!
    Vicki: (to Jason, before getting her head crushed in) - Go to Hell!


  • Joey B.: Jesus, Pookey!


  • Jessica Kimble: (wrongly accusing Steven) - Fu*king psycho, you killed my mother! You think I'd let you near my baby?!


  • Creighton Duke: I'll have a Voorhees burger and a side of Jason fingers.


  • Assistant Coroner: (to Jason's corpse) - Hey fu*k! How ya doing you fat-ass maggoty blown-up fu*k? Suck this (gives Jason's the middle finger)...Suck it! You know what I'd like to do to you? I'd like to take a crap right on your fu*king mask! A big old mango-sized crap!
    Assistant Coroner: (to Jason's corpse) - Hey fu*k! How ya doing you fat-ass maggoty blown-up fu*k? Suck this (gives Jason's the middle finger) Suck it! You know what I'd like to do to you? I'd like to take a crap right on your fu*king mask! A big old mango-sized crap!


  • Robert Campbell: I'm going to say a couple of words to you and I want you to say the first thing that comes into your mind.
    Creighton Duke: Okay.
    Robert Campbell: Jason Voorhees.
    Creighton Duke: That makes me think of a little girl in a pink dress sticking a hot dog through a doughnut.


  • Sheriff Landis: You said Steven's out on Lake Road. Where on Lake Road?
    Jessica Kimble: I don't know! ...Out past the Myers' place.
    Jessica Kimble: I don't know! Out past the Myers' place.


  • Creighton Duke: You want information? ...You have to pay.
    Creighton Duke: You want information? You have to pay.


  • Jessica Kimble: Duke, what should I do?
    Creighton Duke: Kill the both of 'em!!!
    Creighton Duke: Kill the both of 'em!


  • Steven Freeman: Shut the fu*k up, please! Just listen. Now you think I killed Robert back there, right? There's no way he could have lived...I just ran the fu*ker over!
    Steven Freeman: Shut the fu*k up, please! Just listen. Now you think I killed Robert back there, right? There's no way he could have lived. I just ran the fu*ker over!
    Jessica Kimble: Steven.
    Steven Freeman: Did I kill him or not?
    Jessica Kimble: Yes, you killed him.
    Steven Freeman: Wrong. He is not dead and that is not Robert. Jess, I did not kill your mother...yesterday, Josh, or someone that looked like Josh killed her. That was after she blew off the back of his head. I stabbed him with a poker right through the heart and he still lived!
    Steven Freeman: Wrong. He is not dead and that is not Robert. Jess, I did not kill your mother yesterday. Josh, or someone that looked like Josh killed her. That was after she blew off the back of his head. I stabbed him with a poker right through the heart and he still lived!


  • Steven Freeman: Oh yeah? Planning on smoking a little dope, having a little premarital sex, and getting slaughtered?


  • Coroner: (about Jason, into the tape recorder) - My professional opinion: this guy's deader than sh*t. Ha-ha-ha-ha. Um, strike that last comment from the record.


  • Robert Campbell: Guess what tomorrow's headline is going to read? "Body of slain Voorhees woman stolen from morgue." Well, last night, I stole Diana's body and I hid it here in the closet, and then I went home and fu*ked her daughter.
    Robert Campbell: Guess what tomorrow's headline is going to read? 'Body of slain Voorhees woman stolen from morgue.' Well, last night, I stole Diana's body and I hid it here in the closet, and then I went home and fu*ked her daughter.


  • Creighton Duke: Why don't you blow me, Chief? Right after your girlfriend gets through.
    Sheriff Landis: That's my lady you're talking about.
    Creighton Duke: She's only your lady 'cause she ain't had a taste of the Duke yet.


  • 2nd Officer: Say, Doc! What's the verdict? Is Jason gonna be getting up and walking' around any time soon?
    1st Officer: We really nailed that fu*ker.
    2nd Officer: He was nothing but a big old pussy anyway.


  • Creighton Duke: (after witnessing Jason being blown up and the FBI thinking he's finally dead) - I don't think so.


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