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  • Janessa: This sucks on so many levels.


  • Professor Lowe: Oh, you want your machete! Shit, it's yours! Take it! Just remember who got it back for ya... Guys, it's okay! He just wanted his machete back!


  • Professor Lowe: Guys! It's okay, he just wanted his machete back!
    Professor Lowe: [calling out] Guys, it's okay! He just wanted his machete back!


  • Sgt. Brodski: What's going on?
    Rowan: Jason-fu*king-Voorhees, that's what's going on!


  • Tsunaron: Are you ready?
    KAY-EM 14: I was built ready, baby.


  • Sgt. Brodski: How long has she been dead?
    KAY-EM 14: 4.55 Centuries.
    Sgt. Brodski: That's one hell of a wake-up call.


  • Waylander: Now what?
    Janessa: Now basically we...we die.
    Janessa: Now basically we, we die.


  • KAY-EM 14: (to Jason) - Giddy-up!


  • Tsunaron: How does he function with a brain that small?
    Janessa: Way manages.
    Waylander: That's very funny.


  • Rowan: Oh, my God. She looks so real.
    KAY-EM 14: I AM real.


  • Tsunaron: Are you telling there's absolutely no chance for us to better our odds? [Tsunaron and Kay-Em kiss]
    KAY-EM 14: Statistical probability of survival just went up to fifty-three per cent.
    Tsunaron: You want to go for a hundred?


  • Azrael: Aw, sh*t. I forgot my arm.
    Janessa: (hands him his arm) - Yeah, here you go, dumbass.
    Azrael: Hi, hand.


  • KAY-EM 14: Vital signs are normal and strong.
    Professor Lowe: No sh*t.


  • Tsunaron: Whoops.
    Rowan: What do you mean, "whoops"?
    Rowan: What do you mean, 'whoops'?
    Tsunaron: Nothing.
    Rowan: Not "nothing"! You just don't say "Oops." What "oops"?
    Rowan: Not 'nothing'! You just don't say 'Oops.' What 'oops'?
    Tsunaron: I think he saw me.


  • Azrael: Yeah, I know that (Jason stops in front of them) I think we need to re-boot (Jason slashes Azrael's torso from his collarbone to his abdomen) ...That does not count as a kill.
    Azrael: Yeah, I know that (Jason stops in front of them) I think we need to re-boot (Jason slashes Azrael's torso from his collarbone to his abdomen) That does not count as a kill.


  • Rowan: How do we get off this ship?
    Waylander: I don't know.
    Rowan: Could you beam us off or something?
    Waylander: "Beam us off"?
    Waylander: Beam us off?


  • Professor Lowe: Can someone tell me what's on his face?
    Janessa: Ahh...some kind of 20th century carbon filtration unit?
    Janessa: Ahh, some kind of 20th century carbon filtration unit?
    Tsunaron: It's a hockey mask.


  • Janessa: Oh, this sucks on so many levels!


  • Tsunaron: Hey Slappy...Got a little something for you.
    Tsunaron: Hey Slappy. Got a little something for you.


  • Professor Lowe: Oh, you want your machete! Sh*t, it's yours! Take it! Just remember who got it back for you (calling out) ...Guys, it's okay! He just wanted his machete back!
    Professor Lowe: Oh, you want your machete! Sh*t, it's yours! Take it! Just remember who got it back for you (calling out) Guys, it's okay! He just wanted his machete back!


  • KAY-EM 14: You'll be fine.
    Azrael: Fine? I'm missing my arm! (Kay-Em slips a bandage on the nub of his arm, and the drug hits him) ...You're so pretty.
    Azrael: Fine? I'm missing my arm! (Kay-Em slips a bandage on the nub of his arm, and the drug hits him) You're so pretty.


  • KAY-EM 14: (Kay-Em 14's head has been separated from her body) - I'd clap if I could.


  • Professor Lowe: Soon to be a rich son of a bitch.


  • Dr. Wimmer: His unique ability to regenerate lost and damaged tissue, it's just it cries out for more research.


  • Janessa: Why don't you just admit it? You want me.
    Tsunaron: I couldn't be with a girl whose balls are bigger than mine.


  • Professor Lowe: They're students. The educational experience will be enough.


  • Janessa: Just...don't wreck my pants.
    Janessa: Just, don't wreck my pants.


  • Tsunaron: What do you think? Are we going to make it?
    KAY-EM 14: The statistical probability of survival is twelve per cent.
    Tsunaron: Twelve per cent? Can you come up with better odds?
    KAY-EM 14: Nope.
    Tsunaron: Bullsh*t, Kay-Em! That's Bullsh*t!


  • Adrienne: (she takes off Jason's mask) - Ah poor baby, no wonder you wore this thing.


  • Sgt. Brodski: It's gonna take more than a poke in the ribs to put down this old dog (Jason stabs him through the chest again) ...Yeah, that ought a do it.
    Sgt. Brodski: It's gonna take more than a poke in the ribs to put down this old dog. (Jason stabs him through the chest again) Yeah, that ought a do it.


  • Kinsa: He's here!
    Rowan: Quiet!
    Kinsa: But if he's here he'll kill us.
    Rowan: (covers Kinsa's mouth) - Be quiet! One more sound and I'll snap your neck myself. Got it?
    Janessa: She's good with people.


  • KAY-EM 14: (to Jason) - Afraid I'm gonna have to hurt you now.


  • Rowan: I don't think he's out there...
    Rowan: I don't think he's out there.
    Janessa: Why don't you just stick your head out and have a peek?


  • Janessa: I'm real bitchy when I wake up.
    Tsunaron: Did you just wake up?


  • Sgt. Brodski: I promised the professor that we take this guy alive. After you blow him all to hell, put one in his leg so we can tell the professor we tried.


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