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Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back Quotes

  • Banky Edwards/Brodie Bruce: That's what the Internet's for...slandering others anonymously.
    Banky Edwards/Brodie Bruce: That's what the internet's for - slandering others anonymously.


  • Cock-Knocker: Don't fuck with a Jedi Master, son.


  • Jay: Affleck, you da bomb in "Phantoms," yo!


  • Holden McNeil: The Internet has given everyone in America a voice, and evidently everyone in America has chosen to use that voice to bitch about movies.
    Holden McNeil: The internet has given everyone in America a voice, and evidently everyone in America has chosen to use that voice to bitch about movies.


  • Cock-Knocker: [after his fist gets sliced off] Not again.


  • Jay: [after he and Silent Bob get off the bus] Tickets? Since when did they started charging for the bus? Remember we used to ride this shit to school for free?


  • Jay: [typing a message on an internet chat room] All you motherfuckers are gonna pay. You are the ones who are the ball-lickers. We're gonna fuck your mothers while you watch and cry like little bitches. Once we get to Hollywood and find those Miramax fucks who are making that movie, we're gonna make 'em eat our shit, then shit out our shit, then eat their shit which is made up of our shit that we made 'em eat. Then you're all you motherfucks are next. Love, Jay and Silent Bob.


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