Jeepers Creepers 2 Quotes

  • Izzy Bohen: Javelins? We got spears on this bus?
    Scott Braddock: Sticks. You want to wait around so that you could poke at that thing with sticks?
    Izzy Bohen: That thing shows up here again I'd rather have a sharp stick in my hand than nothing at all.

  • Coach Charlie Hannah: What is that? A flare gun? You plan on being lost at sea in this thing?
    Bus Driver Betty: You making fun of my lock box? Because everything in this thing has saved my sweet ass at least once.

  • Scott Braddock: You want to play cock on the walk, bro?
    Deundre "Double D" Davis: Why do I think you want to call me something else? You want to call me something else, Scotty? 'Cause I don't think you get it. I can see you thinking it, whether you say it or not.

  • Boy: You Taggert?
    Older Jack Jr.: That's right.
    Boy: Can we see it?
    Older Jack Jr.: [referring to the sign "Bat Out Of Hell"] Can you read?
    Boy: Is that thing real? Because I've heard it's a bunch of bullshit.
    Older Jack Jr.: It's still five bucks.
    Girl: Where'd it come from?
    Older Jack Jr.: My dad killed it.
    Boy: Yeah, but where'd it come from?
    Older Jack Jr.: It's five bucks from you too.
    Boy: How'd he kill it?
    Older Jack Jr.: Ask him.

  • Deundre "Double D" Davis: [after Coach Barnes gets taken away] What was it? Scotty, what the fuck was it? Scotty, come on!
    Rhonda Truitt: Scotty, we just want...
    Scott Braddock: [yelling] I don't know what it was, alright!
    Scott Braddock: [kids move to the back of the bus] It had wings. Big fucking wings.

  • Jack Taggart: [Taggert is looking for the disabled bus] Are there any landmarks nearby? What are you close to?
    Andy "Bucky" Buck: I'm close to pissing my fuckin' pants!

  • Jonny Young: You gotta be...
    Andy "Bucky" Buck: ...fucking kidding me.

  • Bus Driver Betty: We're out on East 9. We are down and disabled. Come back.

  • Jack Taggart: [first lines] [yelling out to Billy, who's putting up scarecrows] Billy! Get number three up now. Don't come in to eat before you do. And check the other two! Make sure they're wired up good. I don't want them blowing over again the first big wind.

  • Scott Braddock: Assholes and elbows. Everybody back on the bus.

  • Minxie Hayes: It isn't dead. It's time ran out.
    Jack Taggart: [Taggert stabs The Creeper again] It looks dead to me.

  • Rhonda Truitt: [while the team continually sings] How long can they keep this up?
    Chelsea Farmer: Forever. They have a fight song with the word cock in it.

  • Jake Spencer: You know what the story is on those scars there, right?
    Izzy Bohen: No, tell me.
    Jake Spencer: Got into a fight when you snuck into a bar.
    Izzy Bohen: So?
    Jake Spencer: A gay bar, bro. You do know what they call you, don't you Izzy?
    Izzy Bohen: That's my name.
    Jake Spencer: Or isn't he?

  • Darius "Darry" Jenner: [in Minxie's vision] [voice speaking backwards, then normally] Every 23rd spring, for 23 days it gets to eat.
    Minxie Hayes: Eat what? [she turns to look at him again, his eyes are gone]
    Darius "Darry" Jenner: Eat us.

  • Andy "Bucky" Buck: Two classes of people? What, the "will be eaten" and the "won't be eaten"?
    Andy "Bucky" Buck: Two classes of people? What, the 'will be eaten' and the 'won't be eaten'?

  • Jack Taggart Jr.: Are you still there?
    Andy "Bucky" Buck: I'm so fucking still here!
    Jack Taggart Jr.: Okay. Okay. Just say again what you just told me.
    Andy "Bucky" Buck: We're not playing games here, alright?
    Jack Taggart Jr.: Just say it man!
    Andy "Bucky" Buck: We are trapped in a broken down school bus out on East 9. And something is going to kill us if we don't get help out here right away!

  • Dante Belasco: Maybe it only opens from the outside.
    Jake Spencer: It's an Emergency Exit, idiot!
    Dante Belasco: Well then you fucking open it!

  • Izzy Bohen: [referring to the doors] He jammed it. We thought it was trying to come in, but this frickin' thing was making sure we couldn't get out.

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