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Jem and the Holograms (2015)

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Critic Consensus: Jem and the Holograms ignores its source material's goofy charm in favor of bland by-the-numbers drama.

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Jem and the Holograms rock their way to the big screen in this live-action adaptation of he popular 1980's cartoon. Nashville star Aubrey Peeples takes front stage as Jerrica Benton (aka Jem, with Stefanie Scott jamming the keyboard as Kimber, Aurora Perrineau slapping the bass as Shana, and Hayley Kiyoki on lead guitar as Aja. Jon M. Chu directs from a script by Ryan Landels for Blumhouse Productions and Scooter Braun Productions. ~ Jason Buchanan, Rovi

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Cast

Aubrey Peeples
as Jem/Jerrica Benton
Molly Ringwald
as Aunt Bailey
Juliette Lewis
as Erica Raymond
Isabella Rice
as Young Jerrica
Isabella Kai Rice
as Erica Raymond
Barnaby Carpenter
as Emmett Benton
Christy Marx
as Lindsay Pierce
Mischke Butler
as Vocal Coach
Marcei Brubaker
as Homeless Woman
Jackie Tohn
as Rebecca
Kesha
as Pizazz
Alicia Keys
as Herself
Samantha Newark
as Hairstylist
Jackie Thon
as Rebecca
Ken Baker
as Donnie the Reporter
Britta Phillips
as Stage Manager
Ryan Hansen
as Stephen the Guard
Chris Pratt
as Himself
Jimmy Fallon
as Himself
Brendan Egan
as Young Boy
Wynter Perrineau
as young Shana
Jae Bireley
as Jem Fan Boy
Kristian Favors
as Jem Fan Boy
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Critic Reviews for Jem and the Holograms

All Critics (69) | Top Critics (20)

Every line, every twist and every note of music feels painstakingly focus-grouped.

February 9, 2016 | Rating: 2/5 | Full Review…

For a movie about someone learning to come out of their shell, Jem and the Holograms is utterly confounding about what it even means to be authentic.

November 9, 2015 | Full Review…

As silly and sometimes nonsensical as it is, the movie is surprisingly sweet and well-intentioned.

October 24, 2015 | Rating: C+ | Full Review…

What it lacks in humor it makes up for in sheer weirdness -- it's a master class in How Did This Get Made? It feels focus-grouped to within an inch of its life, but it's so strange that it's impossible to imagine what process led us here.

October 23, 2015 | Full Review…

Not being part of the generation that watched the show, I can't vouch for its merits. But it's safe to say that it must be miles ahead of this wan, bloated screen version which forgoes the original's sci-fi and thriller aspects.

October 23, 2015 | Full Review…

Hardcore fans won't find much of the Jem they loved under the movie's achingly hip millennial trappings, while young newcomers will be left wondering what a robot has to do with a rock band.

October 23, 2015 | Rating: D+ | Full Review…

Audience Reviews for Jem and the Holograms

Disappointed. Even the music was horrible.

Nicki Marie
Nicki Marie

Super Reviewer

½

Spectacularly awful, Jem and the Holograms is incredibly dumb and cheesy. The plot is ridiculously stupid in all kinds of ways. A young girl named Jerrica Benton becomes an overnight sensation after her sister posts a YouTube video of her singing, and before long she's offered a record contract and is swept up by the glamour and fame; and in the mist of it all, awkwardly thrown in, is a subplot about a robot left to Jerrica by her father that takes her on a scavenger hunt. The acting is abysmal, as the leads seem to be "playacting" their roles as sisters and rock stars. Additionally, the directing is terrible, constantly switching frame size and randomly interjected video messages from fans. However, surprisingly the music is fairly good for generic pop. A total mess from start to finish, Jem and the Holograms is mindless garbage.

Dann Michalski
Dann Michalski

Super Reviewer

Jem and the Holograms was one of the biggest bombs of 2015. It was pulled from theaters after only two weeks in wide release. That practically never happens. What made it so terrible? Well to start with, it seems to have jettisoned everything that fans of the original 80s Saturday morning cartoon might recognize in an attempt to appeal to a new generation. It missed the campy tone of the series, instead inserting lots of unearned serious drama that veers wildly, while trying to set up Jem as an inspirational leader. But really, it just sucks. It sucks a lot. If you'd like to learn more in vivid detail then please continue reading, but for those who desire the truly outrageous, you'll only find the truly outrageously bad. Jerrica (Aubrey Peebles) is a shy performer until her younger sister Kimber (Stefanie Scott) uploads a song of hers to YouTube. Within hours, everyone wants to know who "Jem" is, which is just Jerrica donning a pink wig. A shady music exec (Juliette Lewis) snatches the girls up and forms a band with Jerrica's foster sisters, Aja (Hayley Kiyoko) and Shana (Aurora Perrineau). The girls immediately make a splash but they find themselves fighting against the influences of the industry that wants to tear them apart. Jem is a very confused movie and it's a very stupid movie, and its most stupid mistake is completely abandoning any appeal this otherwise out-of-time 80s pop-culture relic might have had with its nostalgic core audience. If you grew up with the cartoon on Saturday mornings, like millions of American kids (including my sister), then you'll be surprised to discover that the movie version bears little resemblance to its source material. I'm not saying that every property has to be slavish to its origins, and there are certain elements that just will not work as a movie that are unquestioned in the realm of cartoons; however, why even make a Jem movie if it hardly resembles Jem the TV show? That would be like producing a Brady Bunch movie and have them be a ragtag crew aboard a salvage crew in space that comes across a mysterious alien entity (honestly, I'd watch the hell out of that, but I'm not what you'd describe as a "normal" audience). Unless your name is Charlie Kaufman, that's probably not a route you want to experiment with and purposely turn away your core fanbase. I think the time is right for a silly throwback to the 80s that celebrates and lovingly tweaks the culture of that era. The Jem dynamic was a fantasy alter ego where girls could cut loose. What did the producers of the Jem feature film give us? It's a pretty bland rags-to-riches story in the era of instant YouTube celebrity and every single moment feels phony, sappy, and calculated. Hell, the "Holograms" of the title aren't even mentioned until the very end and it's literally just an incidental stage decoration for the band. The story is pap to leap from one musical montage to another, and when Jem does try and remind you that these singing sisters are supposed to be, you know, characters with, like, feelings, it uses the full misplaced force of a sledgehammer. The characters are components of a thinly veiled checklist to lure in a wide audience of pre-teen girls. There's Jerrica who is musically talented but shy. Her sister Kimber is obsessed with sharing everything on the Internet. Then there are the foster sisters of Aja and Shana, giving the unit a diverse ethnicity and little other dimension. These girls are annoyingly one-note, each defined by a key interest. Oh, Kimber records everything and can be pushy. Does she herself have any other hopes, dreams, fears, and conflicts? I can't even remember between Aja and Shana which was the gearhead and which was the budding fashion designer. Does it even matter? These aren't characters on screen deserving your attention and empathy; they are the deposits of focus-grouped research and they are ciphers for pre-teen wish-fulfillment fantasy. I'm not going to pretend that the characters on the Jem cartoon could rival the likes of Tolstoy, but at least they felt integrated in an appropriately goofy universe. These ladies feel like placeholders that are waiting to be filled in later. They're glorified backup performers who occasionally get to quip or cry. They are human beings in a generous sense but they are not characters. The message of the movie seems to be about finding your voice, and believe it or not Jem becomes a symbol to inspire millions of others, though inspire them to what ends is never specified (modern John Hinckley?). "Jem is anybody who has something they want to express and they need the courage to be heard," Jerrica proclaims to a sold-out crowd, and it was at this climactic moment that I wanted to vomit. The movie wants to project the success of one poorly written teenager as a movement, giving agency to others, but what exactly did Jem do? She got a recording contract, made some flashy music videos, and then bested the evil record exec and still gets to play with her sister bandmates. Excusing the this-could-be-you aspect of her tale being plucked from obscurity, what exactly is there to inspire anyone? During Jem's first show, which is crammed with people that are far too old to be rollicking fans of a band of 16-year-old girls, the power goes out while they perform "Youngblood." What will the girls do? Jerrica gets the crowd to whip out their cell phones to illuminate the small music club, then they direct the crowd into a series of foot stomps for percussion (did the power kill the drums?), and as Jerrica opens her mouth to sing, she sounds EXACTLY like she did from the microphone. Her voice curiously sounds identical to the same voice being run through a sound system and a mixing board. Does nobody in this club take this as strange? There is nothing truly, truly outrageous about these bland performers. The structure of this movie also drove me mad, compounded by being 118 goddamn minutes long. Why is this movie two measly minutes short of a full two hours? Why is this movie only 39 less minutes than The Revenant? If ever there was a 100-minute movie, it's Jem and the Holograms. It's not like the screenplay is filled with so many important plot moments. Before the thirty-minute mark there are two dress-up montages, and the second act break involves the girls upset with Jem because she was forced into a solo career to save their childhood home from being foreclosed. It's hilariously overwrought and then, I kid you not, less then five minutes later the girls all reconcile and forgive one another. There was still 40 minutes to go at this point! How? There's even a post-credit scene setting up a sequel with a rival band. Another pointless throughline is Jem's search for hidden clues left behind by her deceased father. He apparently was building a robot that communicates through music (mostly beat boxing... sigh) and programmed messages for his daughter to grow up and find. Why does the father have to be this obtuse about telling his daughter he loves her? His final fatherly words of wisdom include the eyeroll-inducing cliché, "You were my greatest creation." Can the guy not write a letter instead of organizing a scavenger hunt guided by a robot that resembles the alien from Earth to Echo? Is this what good parenting looks like? There's another aspect of the editing that I want to single out for ridicule. Throughout the film, we're constantly cutting homemade YouTube footage into scenes to amplify them. This makes sense when it's a montage of fans talking about their love for Jem, this makes far less sense when the movie uses a guy drumming on his knees to score a silly heist sequence. Yes, the movie outsources moments of its musical score to a musical mélange of online artists, repeatedly inserting them into the action in distracting manners. It's further proof of the failure of the movie to tie in Internet culture and the democracy of music in any meaningful way. It's literally background music. Let's also talk about the music of Jem and the Holograms, which, dear listener, for the purpose of this review I'm re-listening to. It's not like the music is awful. In fact it sounds fairly indistinguishable from much of the pop music currently airing on modern radio stations. They even name-check "Quentin Tarantino" in one song, so there's that. The songs are competent and won't make your ears bleed but they don't exactly stand out, which further complicates the illusion of the movie. The fawning praise from online commentators is overdone and unearned. Here's the deal: if people go crazy over some artist, the reality better meet the hype. If you have a poet who everyone adores, then they better have some breath-taking poetry. If this reality is not met, meaning if the art is qualitatively mediocre or unmemorable, then it takes me immediately out of the movie. I'll even deconstruct Jem's rise to fame. Jerrica records a simply acoustic song and sings her tune of sadness, "Alone Out Here." Immediately after Kimber uploads it, the YouTube likes go through the roof and the next morning she's a star. The song is pretty and Peebles has a nice voice that conveys emotion well. It's a nice song, but in no way is it star-making more than any other the thousands of other girls-with-guitars on YouTube. My proof: the total number of views for "Alone Out Here" is... 33,000 (the tune with the most views is what I would call the best, "The Way I Was," at 132,000). That's not exactly scintillating numbers speaking to making connections with a larger fanbase. The best song in the movie isn't even theirs; it's Marian Hill's "Got It." Jem and he Holograms is the kind of inspirational movie that will inspire nobody, a musical coming-of-age film with terribly and terribly underwritten characters that are a note-note collection of adjectives and different fashions (this one has colored hair, oooo). The music is passable but nothing that justifies the rocket success and intense devotion we witness on screen. The story is so emotionally sappy yet phony, the structure maddeningly padded out and given the idiotic daddy scavenger hunt, and the editing insertion of cutaway clips of YouTube artists drove me mad. After an hour I realized what I was watching: the Josie and the Pussycats movie absent any of the social satire. This movie makes Josie and the Pussycats look like Doctor Strangelove. Nate's Grade: D

Nate Zoebl
Nate Zoebl

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