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Jennifer's Body Quotes

  • Needy: Yeah, tonight's gonna be their last show.


  • Jennifer: We could play mommy, daddy.


  • Jennifer: I'm going to eat your soul and shit it out, Lesnicki.
    Needy: I thought you only murder boys?
    Jennifer: I go both ways.


  • Jennifer: I am scrumptious!


  • Jennifer: I need you hopeless.


  • Needy: Jennifer's evil.
    Chip: I know.
    Needy: No, I mean she's actually evil, not high school evil.


  • Jennifer: hell is a teenage girl
    Jennifer: Hell is a teenage girl.


  • Needy: I thought you only murdered boys!
    Jennifer: I go both ways.


  • Needy: I will finish you if I have too.
    Jennifer: You can barely finish gym class.


  • Needy: They took her in their spooky van with the windows all blacked out.
    Chip: Did you get the model?
    Needy: I don't know Chip! An '89 Rapist?


  • Chip: Knock it off, Camille!
    Camille: You knock it off, Chip! You're a penis cheese!


  • Chip: I think I already died when you got here. But I woke up when I heard you're voice.


  • Needy: You killed my f***ing boyfriend you god damned monster!
    Needy: You killed my f**king boyfriend, you goddamn monster!


  • Jennifer: [Grabs Needy's breasts]
    Jennifer: These are like smart bombs, you point them in the right direction and shit gets real.


  • Nutritionist: Just one Toastem, huh?
    Needy: I like Toastems.
    Nutritionist: That's good. But I'm not sure a Toastem can provide you with sufficient energy for your day. I'd recommend more complex carbohydrates...
    Nutritionist: That's good. But I'm not sure a Toastem can provide you with sufficient energy for your day. I'd recommend more complex carbohydrates.
    Needy: [Needy kicks the Nutritionist so hard, it sends her flying across several tables before hitting the floor] tooth onto the floor]
    Needy: [Needy kicks the Nutritionist so hard, it sends her flying across several tables before hitting the floor tooth onto the floor]
    Needy: I recommend that you shut the fuck up! [spits on her as the Nutritionist spits a bloody tooth onto the floor]


  • Needy: You know what? You were never really a good friend. Even when we were little, you used to steal my toys and pour lemonade on my bed.
    Jennifer: And now, I'm eating your boyfriend. See? At least I'm consistent.


  • Needy: You're killing people?
    Jennifer: No. I'm killing boys.


  • Jennifer: It smells like Thai food in here. Have you guys been fucking?


  • Jennifer: No...I feel like boo boo. My skin is breaking out and my hair is dull and lifeless. I feel like one of the normal girls.
    Jennifer: No. I feel like boo-boo. My skin is breaking out, and my hair is dull and lifeless. God. It's like I'm one of the normal girls..


  • Jennifer: I am a God!
    Needy: Okay?


  • Jennifer: I am going to eat your soul, then shit it out!
    Jennifer: I am going... to eat your soul... and shit it out Lesnicky!


  • Needy's Mom: "I had one of my night terrors again"
    Needy's Mom: I had one of my night terrors again.
    Needy: "What did you dream about?"
    Needy: What did you dream about?
    Needy's Mom: "I dreamt some bad guys were hammering and nailing you to a tree, just like J.C, but I saved you cause I'm a badass mom!"
    Needy's Mom: I dreamt some bad guys were hammering and nailing you to a tree, just like J.C, but I saved you cause I'm a badass mom!


  • Chip: I can take care of myself. I've been using the Bowflex.


  • Needy: I thought you only murdered boys.


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