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  • Jerry Maguire: Towel?
    Rod Tidwell: Naah, I air dry
    Rod Tidwell: Nah, I air dry.


  • Rod Tidwell: Show me the money!


  • Jerry Maguire: I'll tell you why you don't have your $ million. You play for the money. You play with your head, not your heart. When you get on the field, it's all about what you didn't get. Who's to blame. Who's got the contract you didn't get. That is not what inspires people! Shut up! Play the game from your heart. Then I'll show you the kwan. And that's the truth!
    Jerry Maguire: All right, I'll tell you why you don't have your ten million dollars. Right now, you are a paycheck player. You play with your head, not your heart. In your personal life, heart. But when you get on the field it's all about what you didn't get. Who's to blame. Who won through the pass. Who's got the contract you don't. Who's not giving you your love. You know what, that is not what inspires people. That is not what inspires people! Shut up! Play the game, play it from your heart. And you know what, I'll show you the kwan. And that's the truth, man! That's the truth. Can you handle it? It's just a question between friends, you know. Oh, and when they call you 'shrimp,' I'm the one who defends you!


  • Jerry Maguire: I am out here for you. You don't know what it's like to be ME out here for YOU. It is an up-at-dawn, pride-swallowing siege that I will never fully tell you about, ok? Help me... help you. Help me, help you.
    Jerry Maguire: I am out here for you. You don't know what it's like to be ME out here for YOU. It is an up-at-dawn, pride-swallowing siege that I will never fully tell you about, okay? Help me... help you. Help me, help you.


  • Jerry Maguire: Hello. I'm looking for my wife. Alright. If this is where it has to happen, then this is where it has to happen. I'm not letting you get rid of me. How about that? This used to be my specialty. I was good in a living room. Send me in there, I'll do it alone. And now I just... I don't know...but our little company had a good night tonight. A really big night. But it wasn't complete, it wasn't nearly close to being in the same vicinity as complete, because I couldn't share it with you. I couldn't hear your voice, or laugh about it with you. I missed my wife. We live in a cynical world, and we work in a business of tough competitors, I love you. You complete me. And I just...
    Dorothy Boyd: Shut up. Just shut up. You had me at hello.


  • Jerry Maguire: I'll go back to them.
    Marcee Tidwell: And say what? "Please remove your dick from my ass"?! I'm sorry. I'm just a little pregnant right now.


  • Rod Tidwell: It's something very personal, a very important thing. Hell! It's a family motto. Are you ready Jerry? I wanna make sure you're ready, brother. Here it is: Show me the money. Show! Me! The! Money! Jerry, it is such a pleasure to say that! Say it with me one time, Jerry.
    Jerry Maguire: Show you the money.
    Rod Tidwell: No, no. You can do better than that! I want you to say it brother with meaning! Hey, I got Bob Sugar on the other line I bet you he can say it!
    Jerry Maguire: Yeah, yeah, no, no, no. Show you the money.
    Rod Tidwell: No! Not show you! Show me the money!


  • Jerry Maguire: Help me help you
    Jerry Maguire: Help me help you.


  • Dorothy Boyd: First class, that's what's wrong. It used to be a better meal, now it's a better life.


  • Dorothy Boyd: In this age, optimism like that is a revolutionary act.


  • Jerry Maguire: We live in a cynical world. A cynical world. And we work in a business of tough competitors. I love you. You... complete me.


  • Dicky Fox: Hey, I don't have all the answers. In life, to be honest, I failed as much as I have succeeded. But I love my wife. I love my life. And I wish you my kind of success.


  • Jesus of CopyMat: That's how you become great, man. Hang your balls out there!


  • Rod Tidwell: Ya Know
    Rod Tidwell: Ya know.


  • Jerry Maguire: I will not rest until I have you holding a Coke, wearing your own shoe, playing a Sega game *featuring you*, while singing your own song in a new commercial, *starring you*, broadcast during the Superbowl, in a game that you are winning, and I will not *sleep* until that happens. I'll give you fifteen minutes to call me back.


  • Himself: Hey, I don't have all the answers. In life, to be honest, I failed as much as I have succeeded. But I love my wife. I love my life. And I wish you my kind of success.


  • Dorothy Boyd: First class, that's what's wrong. It used to be a better meal, now it's a better life.


  • Jerry Maguire: I love you. You... you complete me. And I just...
    Dorothy Boyd: Shut up, just shut up. You had me at "hello".
    Dorothy Boyd: Shut up, just shut up. You had me at 'hello'.


  • Dorothy Boyd: I just want to be inspired.


  • Dorothy Boyd: I love him! I love him for the man he wants to be. And I love him for the man he almost is.


  • Jerry Maguire: FINE!!!
    Jerry Maguire: FINE!


  • Rod Tidwell: Jerry Maguire, my agent. You're my ambassador of Kwan.


  • Jerry Maguire: I Love you..........You Complete Me
    Jerry Maguire: I love you. You complete me.


  • Jerry Maguire: I couldn't escape the simple thought that I hated myself, no thats not it, I hated my place in the world.
    Jerry Maguire: I couldn't escape the simple thought that I hated myself... no, I hated my place in the world.


  • Dorothy Boyd: Stop...just stop. You had me at hello.
    Dorothy Boyd: Stop... just stop. You had me at hello.


  • Rod Tidwell: Scream it, Jerry!


  • Jerry Maguire: Help me, Help You!
    Jerry Maguire: Help me... help you.


  • Ray Boyd: The human head weighs 8 pounds.


  • Jerry Maguire: You complete me.


  • Jerry Maguire: SHOW ME THE MONEY!!!


  • Dorothy Boyd: You had me at 'Hello'.


  • Rod Tidwell: Show me the money!


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