Johnny Dangerously Quotes

  • Priest: I missed the bus, you missed the bus, when's the next bus?

  • Johnny Dangerously: How is she, Doc?
    Dr. Magnus: It's her thyroid, Johnny.
    Johnny Dangerously: Oh. What's wrong with it?
    Dr. Magnus: That's the thing! I can't find it! We're going to have to do a thyroid search.

  • Lil: I hope this is doing something for your morale.

  • Vermin: You shouldn't hang me on a door. My father hung me on a door, once. ONCE.

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