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  • Johnny English: (Concerning Sauvage) You know, I think I'd rather have my bottom impaled on a giant cactus than exchange pleasantries with that jumped-up Frenchman.
    Johnny English: [concerning Sauvage] You know, I think I'd rather have my bottom impaled on a giant cactus than exchange pleasantries with that jumped-up Frenchman.


  • Radio Announcer: We are about to have our first French king since 1066, so we want you to ring in and tell us things you love about the French, We've had no calls yet, but the lines are still open!


  • Johnny English: As far as I'm concerned, the only thing the French should be allowed to host is an invasion.


  • Johnny English: Observe boff...the dull incompetence of the criminal mind...it can never hope to match our level of technical expertise...
    Johnny English: Observe, Bough, the dull incompetence of the criminal mind. It can never hope to match our level of technical expertise.


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