Johnny's grandpa is from mother friggin' Mortal Kombat. When your grandpa is from Mortal Kombat, you're freaking hardcore. When you have a grandpa from Mortal Kombat in your movie, your movie kicks serious ass. Johnny's best friend is that loser from Silverstone who doesn't have a career anymore. This movie breaks racial barriers like no other. His dad is like Chinese acting as Hawaiian or some crap. And his mom is, well, white while his grandpa is a god from Mortal Kombat. This movie should be shown in all racism oriented courses to illustrate that a sort of Chinese Hawaiian wannabe man with a god for a father can marry a, well, white woman and give birth to a son that owns you at everything.