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  • Sean: Now what?
    Hank: There's only one thing left. The Thunder Cookie.
    ‐ Submitted by Criselle M (3 years ago)

  • Alexander: How do you like grandma now?
    ‐ Submitted by Criselle M (3 years ago)

  • Sean: I've got something. What about the Nautilus?
    Gabato: How is an exercise machine gonna help us get out of here?
    ‐ Submitted by Criselle M (3 years ago)

  • Hank: This chopper's not gonna work out.
    Sean: You know what, Hank, the more I look at it, this helicopter's pretty freaking gorgeous.
    ‐ Submitted by Criselle M (3 years ago)

  • Sean: What do you like doing on weekends?
    Kailani: Collect and label mollusks.
    Sean: No way! Me too. I'm way into mollusks.
    Kailani: Really?
    Sean: Yeah.
    Kailani: Well, which one's your favorite? Mine's the Mxyzptlk snail.
    Sean: You're not gonna believe me, but that's my favorite too.
    Kailani: I just made that up. Mxyzptlk isn't a snail. It's one of Superman's archenemies.
    ‐ Submitted by Criselle M (3 years ago)

  • Hank: I know what the book says. You wanted to find the Mysterious Island. Mission accomplished. You wanted to find your grandmother, there she is. Mission accomplished.
    ‐ Submitted by Criselle M (3 years ago)

  • Hank: How do you think your mother's gonna feel when we're off the grid for two weeks?
    Alexander: By the time you get back, she's probably gonna be remarried.
    ‐ Submitted by Criselle M (3 years ago)

  • Hank Parsons: What are you doing?
    Sean Anderson: I'm going to the Mysterious Island.
    Hank Parsons: Great. If you come back from the moon, would you bring me a slurpee?
    ‐ Submitted by Criselle M (3 years ago)

  • Hank Parsons: Honey, it's only the moon. What could possibly go wrong?
    ‐ Submitted by Criselle M (3 years ago)

  • Hank: The peck pop of love.
    ‐ Submitted by Addie C (3 years ago)

  • Kailani: What was that?
    Gabato: Just a scary noise in a dark cave...
    ‐ Submitted by Judy G (3 years ago)

  • Hank Parsons: Pop your pecs...
    Sean Anderson: I'm not gonna pop my pecs...
    Hank Parsons: Now's the perfect time to pop your pecs. She's gonna love it. Believe me.
    Sean Anderson: I'm not gonna pop my pecs!
    Hank Parsons: Boom, boom, boom. Do it, do it. You can do it! She would love it, believe me!
    Sean Anderson: no...
    Kailani: AHEM! You two done yet?
    ‐ Submitted by Judy G (4 years ago)

  • Alexander: They better get here quick! We're running out of real estate!
    ‐ Submitted by Judy G (4 years ago)

  • Hank Parsons: Scuba Tanks...
    Sean Anderson: Are we listing things we don't have? Okay...a jet pack, a girlfriend, caligraphy paper...
    ‐ Submitted by Judy G (4 years ago)

  • Alexander: That wasn't so bad.
    Sean Anderson: It wasn't very good!
    ‐ Submitted by Judy G (4 years ago)

  • Hank Parsons: Are you familiar with chicken?!
    Alexander: These aren't chickens!
    ‐ Submitted by Judy G (4 years ago)

  • Hank Parsons: You, get down. NOW
    Alexander: Why would I want to get down?
    Hank Parsons: Well, because Medicare doesn't cover old ladies falling off giant bees. Get down.
    ‐ Submitted by Judy G (4 years ago)

  • Gabato: I ain't no floatation device man.
    ‐ Submitted by Judy G (4 years ago)

  • Hank Parsons: I think it's best we get out of here. After that mating call, she might have some ideas of making you her husband...
    Alexander: Oh, witty. Good for you Henry.
    Hank Parsons: [LAUGHS] The name's Hank.It's never Henry. Just Hank.
    ‐ Submitted by Judy G (4 years ago)

  • Kailani: I hope she doesn't like Polynesian food!!
    Gabato: I hope she doesn't like food with poop in it's pants!
    ‐ Submitted by Judy G (4 years ago)

  • Hank Parsons: SPF 100? You squeeze it and a sweater comes out?
    ‐ Submitted by Judy G (4 years ago)

  • Gabato: Spell SOS with seashells...and maybe...maybe kelp?
    Sean Anderson: KELP? There's a boat eating, plane eating hurricane out there! No one's gonna see your kelp!
    ‐ Submitted by Judy G (4 years ago)

  • Gabato: Somebody help me! My body's been cut in half!
    Kailani: Papa, your foot's right there...
    Gabato: My severed fooooooot... and it's MOVING!
    ‐ Submitted by Judy G (4 years ago)

  • Gabato: Now if you look out the window on your left side, ladies and gentlemen, you'll see what is known as the pacific ocean.
    Gabato: On our right side, you will see the other side of the pacific ocean.
    Hank Parsons: You gonna do that the whole trip?
    Gabato: Sir, you did pay for the luxury tour...
    ‐ Submitted by Judy G (4 years ago)

  • Hank Parsons: This is the daughter that looks like you?
    Gabato: Look! Same nostrils!
    ‐ Submitted by Judy G (4 years ago)

  • Gabato: That's the finest helicopter in Palau...
    Sean Anderson: I'd hate to see the worst...
    Hank Parsons: I'd rather take the titanic...
    ‐ Submitted by Judy G (4 years ago)

  • Gabato: I've taken hundreds of people out t sea and i come back with them almost every time!
    ‐ Submitted by Judy G (4 years ago)

  • Hank: I love lizards when they're boots and belts.
    ‐ Submitted by Christina L (4 years ago)

  • Hank: Don't trust Alexanderâ?¦ He's older than Yoda.
    ‐ Submitted by Tamara F (4 years ago)

  • Grandfather: Well, don't just stand there.... applaud!
    ‐ Submitted by Ben C (4 years ago)

  • Hank: That's immasculating...
    ‐ Submitted by Chandler G (4 years ago)

  • Hank: Ok you hold pop it in on the count of three.
    Alexander: Okay.
    Hank: One. [POP]
    Sean: What happened to the two and three?
    Alexander: One. Two. Three.
    ‐ Submitted by Kit K (4 years ago)

  • Alexander: Let me warn you, this island is full of dark jungles and terrifying creatures.
    ‐ Submitted by Geramie T (4 years ago)

  • Sean Anderson: Ladies and gentleman...I give you...
    Hank Parsons: The Mysterious... Island!
    ‐ Submitted by B D (4 years ago)

  • Gabato: That's my security system!
    ‐ Submitted by Geramie T (4 years ago)

  • Kailani: [From the trailer] What is this place?
    Hank: Atlantis.
    ‐ Submitted by WillKai K (4 years ago)

  • Kailani: [to Sean] If we get torn to bits, I'm blaming you!
    ‐ Submitted by WillKai K (4 years ago)

  • Hank: I'd rather take the titanic.
    ‐ Submitted by Austin G (4 years ago)

  • Gabato: On your left you can see the pacific ocean, and on your right you can also see the pacific ocean.
    Hank Parsons: Are you gonna do this the whole journey?
    ‐ Submitted by Suzanne T (4 years ago)

  • Grandfather: Who's up for an adventure?
    ‐ Submitted by Chris P (4 years ago)

  • Gabato: If this is Heaven, I'm checkin' in.
    ‐ Submitted by Chris P (4 years ago)

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