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Joyful Noise Quotes

  • G.G. Sparrow: Bernie, you old son of a baptist.


  • G.G. Sparrow: Get your butt off my table, I eat there.


  • G.G. Sparrow: Well, I am who I am.
    Vi Rose Hill: Well, maybe you were... five procedures ago!


  • G.G. Sparrow: Who cares if I've had a few little nips and tucks? God didn't make plastic surgeons so they could starve!


  • Vi Rose Hill: We are gonna go out there and we are gonna win this thing!


  • Vi Rose Hill: You better treat my snorin' like a Marvin Gaye song.


  • G.G. Sparrow: Bernie, you old son of a baptist.


  • Vi Rose Hill: People who ain't around much tend to make fewer mistakes!


  • Vi Rose Hill: "I am an incandescent, board certified, super model baby!"
    Vi Rose Hill: I am an incandescent, board certified, super model baby!


  • Vi Rose Hill: Quit it with those nails; Edward Scissor-Hands
    Vi Rose Hill: Quit it with those nails; Edward Scissor-Hands.


  • Vi Rose Hill: You better treat my snoring like a Marvin Gaye love song.


  • G.G. Sparrow: God gave us daughters so our mothers could say I told you so.


  • G.G. Sparrow: Well I am who I am!
    Vi Rose Hill: Maybe you were, five procedures ago!


  • Vi Rose Hill: We are going to go out there and we are gonna win this thing!


  • G.G. Sparrow: I'd call you stubborn but that would be an insult to the mules
    G.G. Sparrow: I'd call you stubborn but that would be an insult to the mules.


  • Vi Rose Hill: "Your so old, you read the bible to reminise."
    Vi Rose Hill: Your so old, you read the bible to reminisce.


  • G.G. Sparrow: "Who cares if I've had a few nips and tucks? God didn't make plastic surgeons so they could starve!
    G.G. Sparrow: Who cares if I've had a few nips and tucks? God didn't make plastic surgeons so they could starve!


  • Earla: "Tap it and die!!!"
    Earla: 'Tap it and die!
    Pastor Dale: "I heard that!"
    Pastor Dale: I heard that!


  • G.G. Sparrow: Another tedius social statement movie! Dolly, you're all alone in this one.


  • G.G. Sparrow: Yawl remember my grandson, Randy?


  • Vi Rose Hill: Quit it with those nails, Edward Scissorhands.


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