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As someone who will watch anything with the word shark in the title this film was such a disappointment and having watched it I know why it was only £3 in ASDA
Why did I watch this
If you want to know just how shoddy the production values of this direct-to-DVD Canadian shark thriller, right down to the most awkwardly shoehorned in product placement you'll ever see, refer to I Hate Everything's Search for the Worst episode on this movie on YouTube.
What is this? Why does this movie even have A percentage?
Pure popcorn, even if you don't like popcorn.
Although unoriginal, it makes a good movie in a comedy way.
is one of the best films i have ever seen 100% should watch and its great for the family
I cant even believe I'm reviewing this.
Jurassic Shark is a movie (I think) about a drilling company that drills too deep, causing a monstrous shark into a lake, or an ocean... IDK. So people need to survive.
I can't believe this is a thing.
I'm guessing that Brett Kelly liked Jurassic Park and liked Jaws, so he put them together? I guess so. First of all, It makes no sense. 30 seconds into the movie, and I was like: "HOLD UP! THIS DON'T MAKE ANY SENSE!" Neither does the rest of it. I have so much to say... Here it goes. The acting is the worst acting I've ever seen. It is unbelievably bad. They don't even pronounce simple words right. Island is eye-land, ahead is ahide. WHAT WERE THEY THINKING!?! WHAT WAS THE DIRECTOR THINKING!?! The film is supposed to take place on an island, or that's what I hope because you can see towers in the background. The characters are just plain unlikable due to little backstory, little motivation, little everything which all adds up to make just bad people. There is one group of characters who stole a painting with no motivation whatsoever. The shark is even worse. Very low-budget CG. Was not impressed, and tell me how the worlds biggest shark got released into what appears to be a lake. How did it even get released in the first place!?!? Also, the shark does things that make no sense! I don't even know if they were trying to make it scary or not. This is the least scariest horror film I've ever seen!!! This "movie" is a clear rip-off of Jaws! JUST LOOK AT THE POSTER!!!! The last thing that I have to talk about is the camerawork. It was awful, just awful. The movie is filled with awkward camera angles. There's not much else to say.
Over all, I now feel like I can sit through anything. Jurassic Shark is that bad. 1/2 out of 5 stars
just saw few minutes of it. ....and I swear I took the DVD out and broke it in half. ..... this movie is ******
Terrible,just a stupid Jurassic Park knock-off!!! DO BOT WATCH!!