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Just Married Reviews

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January 14, 2003
They had the opportunity to create a film with big laughs, and they dropped the ball.
Full Review | Original Score: C+
January 13, 2003
The film has the age group 16-24 written all over it. But come on, folks, even good intentions to capture a certain market can't make up for a downright silly movie.
Full Review | Original Score: 1.5/4
January 13, 2003
It truly is a honeymoon in hell, but it's grating and annoying rather than funny.
Full Review | Original Score: 1/5
January 13, 2003
Teenagers will enjoy this sort of rubbish; I did not.
Full Review | Original Score: 1/4
January 12, 2003
There's something sweetly endearing about this mildly funny little newlywed endeavor.
Full Review | Original Score: 3.5/5
January 12, 2003
Brittany Murphy is a very complex woman. Her eyes say "take me," her roots say "color me," and her random facial spasms say "treat me for Parkinson's."
Full Review | Original Score: 1/4
January 12, 2003
For a post-holiday season B-movie, Just Married could have been worse
Full Review | Original Score: 2/4
January 12, 2003
Has about as much flow, timing, and inspirational humor as statistical research.
Full Review | Original Score: 2/10
January 12, 2003
Resorts to pratfalls and other familiar bits that, while occasionally funny, somehow make it all just a little too formulaic to really lock on.
Full Review | Original Score: 2.5/5
January 11, 2003
A high cuteness quotient does not a movie make.
Full Review| Original Score: 1/4
January 11, 2003
Just uninspired and mostly unfunny.
Full Review | Original Score: 2/4
January 11, 2003
Rubbery-faced Kutcher is a nice match for Murphy, and their chemistry keeps the movie afloat even when the gags stretch thin.
Read More | Original Score: 3/5
January 11, 2003
Plays like a dumbed-down version of a formula that's already had most of the smartness wrung out of it.
Read More | Original Score: D
January 11, 2003
It is primarily due to the chemistry of Kutcher and Murphy that we worry whether the marriage survives or not.
January 10, 2003
Murphy and Kutcher ... have earned their big cue-the-credits kiss, even if the movie has not.
Read More | Original Score: 2/4
January 10, 2003
Like Tom and Sarah's doomed honeymoon, Just Married is a hopeless failure from its first few frames.
Full Review | Original Score: 1.5/5
January 10, 2003
Yes, it's as bad as it looks.
January 10, 2003
A veritable orgy of strained physical gags, inane vulgarity and poor comic timing.
January 10, 2003
This film ... thinks it's being cute when in fact it's being exceedingly irritating.
Full Review | Original Score: 2/4
January 10, 2003
Unlikely to sweep viewers off their feet.
Read More | Original Score: 1.5/5
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