Kangaroo Jack Quotes
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Louis Booker: I put the money in the jacket, and the jacket on the kangaroo, and now he hoppin' away!
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Jessie: Drink this.
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Charlie Carbone: No, it's more than that.
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Louis Booker: What's eatin' you, man?
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Louis Booker: You know, Charlie, this mysterious Mr. Smith that we're gonna meet? I don't think that's his real name.Charlie Carbone: Nothin' escapes you, Louis.
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Louis Booker: Whoo!
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Charlie Carbone: Whoo!
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Charlie Carbone: [In the outtakes; putting his shades on Jackie Legs and moving his arm around] I'm livin' in the land down under!
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Louis Booker: [In the outtakes] I'm not even feelin' it now.
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Louis Booker: [In the outtakes] All right, man, I'll give it to you the way it's written!
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Louis Booker: [In the outtakes] Come on, Waffles! Come on, girl! [To the camera] Is it a girl or a boy?Louis Booker: [in the outtakes] Come on, Waffles! Come on, girl! [to the camera] Is it a girl or a boy?
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Sal Maggio: Amorphous.
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Louis Booker: REALLY don't answer that!
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Louis Booker: Don't answer that.
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Charlie Carbone: No.
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Charlie Carbone: Drop the knife, Smith.
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Charlie Carbone: Now drop the knife.
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Charlie Carbone: I'm a hairdresser.
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Mr. Smith: You're not wrong.
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Jessie: WATCH OUT!
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Charlie Carbone: LOUIS!
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Charlie Carbone: How you doin'?
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Louis Booker: [When Charlie and Louis get Jessie back from Mr. Smith] Mm-hmm. Yeah. We bad.Louis Booker: [when Charlie and Louis get Jessie back from Mr. Smith] Mm-hmm. Yeah. We bad.
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Louis Booker: Good choice.
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Louis Booker: If you're not hungry, I can always put this back in my pocket.
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Charlie Carbone: [When Louis shows him candy he can eat] Are you, like, 4 years old?
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Charlie Carbone: When's the food coming? I'm starving.
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Louis Booker: [Telling Charlie how much time they've got left] 14 hours.Louis Booker: [telling Charlie how much time they've got left] 14 hours.
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Charlie Carbone: You can talk!
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Louis Booker: Jackie Legs!
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Charlie Carbone: This is great! This is just great!
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Louis Booker: Get off! Get off me! Get off me! I'm gonna roll in the grass!
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Louis Booker: Oh god!
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Louis Booker: Keep it together, Louis. Keep it together.
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Louis Booker: [Referring to the fire ants in his pants] Charlie, they're havin' a picnic in my shorts! And I brought the sweets!Charlie Carbone: Louis, just keep it together!Louis Booker: All right. Keep it together, Louis. Keep it together.
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Louis Booker: I can't take it no more!
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Frankie: [While getting arrested] You pangy ass retards are dead. You hear me? Dead! I'll slaughter you like veal! I'll wear your eyeballs like jewelry!Frankie: [while getting arrested] You pangy ass retards are dead. You hear me? Dead! I'll slaughter you like veal! I'll wear your eyeballs like jewelry!
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Frankie: Say good night.
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Charlie Carbone: [As Jackie Legs] I'm livin' in the Land Down Under!Charlie Carbone: [as Jackie Legs] I'm livin' in the Land Down Under!
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Louis Booker: We bad!