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Kevin Hart: Laugh At My Pain Quotes

  • Himself: It is a good morning because Jesus woke up us up. Hay boom I love him, do you?


  • Himself: When you got more than one kid you just wake up angry...HEY! Who got the uhh...thing with the shit in the....aiight now! Where the? Aiight now! HEY! HANS AND BENZ, RIGHT NOW! Don't even know what that means.


  • Mr. Black: "Last night was crazy wasn't it?"
    Mr. Black: Last night was crazy wasn't it?
    Kevin Hart, Himself: "Man, I had a ball!"
    Kevin Hart, Himself: Man, I had a ball!
    Mr. Black: "Well guess what? We gonna do the same shit again tonight!"
    Mr. Black: Well guess what? We gonna do the same shit again tonight!
    Kevin Hart, Himself: "You see, I'm not gonna do it. I can't do it two nights in a row. I would, but you see, the way I got my bank account set up, I got a checkings and a savings, but all my money is in my savings, so I gotta switch it to my checkings, but it's gonna take 3 business days...I don't think it's gonna go through."
    Kevin Hart, Himself: You see, I'm not gonna do it. I can't do it two nights in a row. I would, but you see, the way I got my bank account set up, I got a checkings and a savings, but all my money is in my savings, so I gotta switch it to my checkings, but it's gonna take 3 business days...I don't think it's gonna go through.


  • Kevin Hart, Himself: "I ain't gonna lie, I got the bill...I didn't like it. You ever get a bill so high, you try to put it in the light, like its gonna change"
    Kevin Hart, Himself: ain't gonna lie, I got the bill...I didn't like it. You ever get a bill so high, you try to put it in the light, like its gonna change.


  • Himself: YES IT IS A GOOD MORNING, CAUSE JESUS WOKE US UP!


  • Kevin Hart, Himself: When I left, I toke all the backs to her earrings yeah I don't want the earrings I just want the backs. You could put them on but your'e gunna fuckin lose them without the backs. I suggest you buy a pack of pencils, and get it poppin with those fuckin erasers bitch
    Kevin Hart, Himself: When I left, I toke all the backs to her earrings yeah I don't want the earrings I just want the backs. You could put them on but your'e gunna fuckin lose them without the backs. I suggest you buy a pack of pencils, and get it poppin with those fuckin' erasers bitch.


  • Kevin Hart, Himself: spell longdick lodick
    Kevin Hart, Himself: Spell longdick, lodick.


  • Himself: You gonna learn today!!
    Kevin Hart, Himself: You gonna learn today!


  • Mr. Black: PINEAPPLES
    Mr. Black: Pineapple.


  • Mr. Black: Alright alright alright
    Mr. Black: Alright alright alright.


  • Mr. Black: I didn't play sports, I was in spelling bees.


  • Mr. Black: Don't make me laugh, this is serious shit.


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