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Kick-Ass 2 Quotes

  • Dave Lizewski/Kick-Ass: Sorry
    Dave Lizewski/Kick-Ass: Sorry.
    Goth Kid: Watch me end your life!


  • Marty/Battle Guy: It's just TV Dave, not peace in the Middle East.


  • Brooke: You've never kissed a boy, have you?
    Dolce: Oh my god, that's so adorable!
    Harlow: Maybe she's a dike.
    Mindy Macready/Hit Girl: Maybe I'll jam my foot up your snatch.


  • Mindy Macready/Hit Girl: Game on, cocksuckers!


  • Colonel Stars and Stripes: We are the good guys.


  • Chris D'Amico/The Motherf%&*^r: Wait till they get a load of me.


  • Mindy Macready/Hit Girl: Your hand is on fire
    Mindy Macready/Hit Girl: Your hand is on fire.
    Mindy Macready/Hit Girl: Pants on fire!


  • Dave Lizewski/Kick-Ass: We should be like Batman and Robin!
    Mindy Macready/Hit Girl: No one wants to be robin
    Mindy Macready/Hit Girl: No one wants to be Robin.


  • Dave Lizewski/Kick-Ass: This is real life, there is no sequel
    Dave Lizewski/Kick-Ass: This is real life. There is no sequel.


  • Mindy Macready/Hit Girl: You Know all that Homophobic shit makes you sound super gay
    Mindy Macready/Hit Girl: You know all that homophobic shit makes you sound super gay.


  • Mother Russia: You think you can kill me, with a needle?
    Mother Russia: You think you can kill me with a needle?


  • Colonel Stars and Stripes: "As long as your heart’s in the right place, we don’t care what you put in your mouth,”
    Colonel Stars and Stripes: As long as your heart's in the right place, we don't care what you put in your mouth.


  • Chris D'Amico/The Motherf%&*^r: A world full of superheroes... wait till they get a load of me. I'm gonna make Kick-Ass pay for what they did to my dad!


  • Brooke: It's called biology bitch.
    Brooke: It's called biology, bitch.


  • Mindy Macready/Hit Girl: It's ADRENALINE, Bitch!!
    Mindy Macready/Hit Girl: It's adrenaline, bitch!


  • Mindy Macready/Hit Girl: Pants on fire....
    Mindy Macready/Hit Girl: Pants on fire.


  • Colonel Stars and Stripes: Yeah, there's a dog on your balls!


  • Colonel Stars and Stripes: Colonel Stars and Stripes, reporting for duty.


  • Chris D'Amico/The Motherf%&*^r: You know what? Screw this, my super power, is that I'm rich.


  • Black Death: You just taught me all that I needed to know
    Black Death: You just taught me all that I needed to know.
    Chris D'Amico/The Motherf.: You just taught me all that I needed to know.
    Uncle Ralph: ...


  • Mindy Macready/Hit Girl: Kick-Ass isn't a costume. It's who you really are.


  • The Colonel: Jeez, language!


  • Mindy Macready/Hit Girl: You don't have to be a bad ass to be a superhero, you just have to be brave.


  • The Colonel: Colonel stars and stripes reporting for duty
    Javier: Colonel stars and stripes reporting for duty.


  • Chris D'Amico/Red Mist: Get the word out that im building an evil army...
    Chris D'Amico/Red Mist: Get the word out that im building an evil army.


  • Mindy Macready/Hit Girl: Game on cocksuckers!


  • The Colonel: Try to Have fun. Otherwise what's the point.


  • Dave Lizewski/Kick-Ass: You and me are like Batman and Robin.
    Dave Lizewski/Kick-Ass: Weren't you like Big Daddy's Robin?
    Mindy Macready/Hit Girl: Robin wishes he was me.
    Mindy Macready/Hit Girl: Robin wishes he was me.


  • Mindy Macready/Hit Girl: Act like a bitch, get slapped like a bitch!


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