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Kill Bill: Volume 2 Quotes

  • Bill: Clark Kent is Superman's critique on the whole human race.


  • The Bride: Something's I've been curious about, just between us girls, what did you say to Pai Mei to make him to snatch out your eye?
    Elle Driver: I called him a miserable old fool.
    The Bride: Ooh, bad idea.
    Elle Driver: You know what I did? I killed that miserable old fool. I poisoned his fishheads. And I told him, "To me the word of an old fool like you is worth less than nothing." That's right, I killed your master. And now I'm going to kill you, with your own sword, no less, which, in the very immediate future, will become my sword.
    The Bride: Bitch. You don't have a future.


  • The Bride: My pussy wagon died on me.


  • The Bride: Are you saying that I'm a superhero?
    Bill: No I'm not saying that you're a superhero but I'm saying that you're a killer, a natural born killer.


  • The Bride: Bitch you don't have a future.


  • Elle Driver: Gargantuan. Such a great word. I rarely get to use it in a sentence.
    Elle Driver: Gargantuan. I've always liked that word. I so rarely get to use it in a sentence.


  • The Bride: I will kill Bill!


  • The Bride: Elle...
    Elle Driver: B...?
    Elle Driver: B?


  • Budd: I don't dodge guilt, and I don't jew out of paying my comeuppance.
    Bill: Can't we just forget the past?
    Budd: That woman deserves her revenge... And we deserve to die. (laughs) But, then again, so does she. So I guess we'll just see...Wont we?
    Budd: That woman deserves her revenge... And we deserve to die. [laughs] But, then again, so does she. So I guess we'll just see...Wont we?


  • Budd: You tellin' me she cut her way through 88 bodyguards 'fore she got to O'Ren?
    Bill: Nah, there really wasn't 88 of them, they just called themselves "The Crazy 88"
    Bill: Nah, there really wasn't 88 of them, they just called themselves 'The Crazy 88'.
    Budd: How come?
    Bill: I don't know.. I guess they thought it sounded kinda cool.


  • Elle Driver: That's right. I killed your master. And now I'm gonna kill you too, with your own sword, no less, which in the very immediate future, will become... my sword.
    The Bride: Bitch, you don't have a future.


  • Bill: When I first saw him... I like his hair.
    The Bride: You promised you'd be nice.
    Bill: No, I said I'd do my best. That's hardly a promise.


  • Elle Driver: [to Budd, as he is dying] Now in these last agonizing minutes of life you have left, let me answer the question you asked earlier more thoroughly. Right at this moment, the biggest "R" I feel is Regret. Regret that maybe the greatest warrior I have ever known, met her end at the hands of a bushwhackin, scrub, alky piece of shit like you. That woman deserved better.
    Elle Driver: [to Budd, as he is dying] Now in these last agonizing minutes of life you have left, let me answer the question you asked earlier more thoroughly. Right at this moment, the biggest 'R' I feel is Regret. Regret that maybe the greatest warrior I have ever known, met her end at the hands of a bushwhackin, scrub, alky piece of shit like you. That woman deserved better.


  • Bill: How do I look?
    The Bride: You look ready.


  • Bill: Lucky for us all. That's not the case.


  • Bill: Was my reaction really the surprising?
    The Bride: Yes it was. Could you do what you did? Of course you could. But I never thought you would or could do that to me.
    Bill: I'm really sorry, Kiddo. But you thought wrong.


  • Budd: This is for breaking my brother's heart.


  • Bill: There are consequences to breaking the heart of a murdering bastard.


  • The Bride: You and I have unfinished business.


  • The Bride: what did you say to Pai Mei to make him snatched your eye?
    The Bride: What did you say to Pai Mei to make him snatched your eye?
    Elle Driver: i called him miserable old fool.
    Elle Driver: I called him miserable old fool.
    The Bride: oh.. bad idea.
    The Bride: Hh.. bad idea.
    Elle Driver: know what i did. i killed that miserable old fool. i poisoned his fish head.
    Elle Driver: Know what I did. I killed that miserable old fool. I poisoned his fish head.


  • The Bride: Elle
    Elle Driver: B.


  • Bill: I like his hair.


  • The Bride: You any good with that shotgun?
    Karen: Not that I have to be at this range, but I'm a fucking surgeon with this shotgun.
    The Bride: Well, guess what, bitch? I'm better than Annie Oakley and I've got you right in my sights, so let's talk.


  • Bill: You hocked a Hattori Hanzon Sword?
    Budd: Yep.
    Bill: It was priceless.
    Budd: Well, not in El Paso, it ain't. In El Paso I got me $250 for it.


  • Bill: I suppose the traditional way to conclude this is, we cross Hanzo swords. Well, it just so happens, this hacienda comes with its very own private beach. And this private beach just so happens to look particularly beautiful bathed in moonlight. And there just so happens to be a full moon out tonight. So, swordfighter, if you want to sword fight, that's where I suggest. But if you wanna be old school about it - and you know I'm all about old school - then we can wait till dawn, and slice each other up at sunrise, like a couple real-life, honest-to-goodness samurais.


  • The Bride: How did you find me?
    Bill: I'm the man.


  • Bill: I was very sad. And that was when I learned, some things, once you do, they can never be undone.


  • Elle Driver: [laughing maniacally and taunting The Bride] That's right. I killed your master. And now I'm gonna kill you too, with your own sword, no less, which in the very immediate future, will become... my sword.
    The Bride: Bitch, you don't have a future.


  • Pai Mei: [speaking to The Bride in Mandarin language] Do you believe you are my match?
    The Bride: No.
    Pai Mei: Are you aware I kill at will?
    The Bride: Yes.
    Pai Mei: Is it your wish to die?
    Pai Mei: Then you must be stupid... so stupid.


  • Bill: Baby, you ain't kidding.


  • Bill: Just seeing those steps again makes me ache. You're gonna have plenty of fun carrying buckets of water up and down that fucker.


  • Budd: Wakey wakey, eggs and bakey.


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