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  • Chris Smith: Piece of fucking fuck-suck cake!

  • "Killer" Joe Cooper: She's my retainer!
    Chris Smith: Deal's off. You're gonna have to eat this one.
    "Killer" Joe Cooper: You know I'll kill you.
    Chris Smith: Go fuck yourself.

  • "Killer" Joe Cooper: Do you want me to wear your face?

  • Digger Soames: Haha! Damn, you make me laugh. Hey, listen, I'm just gonna have the boys here kick the shit out of you. You'd better pay me my money in a couple of days or I'm gonna wrap you up in electrician tape and bury you in a coffin about 10 feet deep. Huh? I'll tell Amy you asked about her. That'll make her smile.

  • Chris: Well, she'd better stay away from the barbeque or she'll be too much woman to fit through the door.

  • Chris: Hey Sharla. You're mascara's running.

  • Sharla: You want some chicken? I stopped by the K-fried-C.

  • Dottie: Your eyes hurt.

  • "Killer" Joe Cooper: Now suck this.

  • "Killer" Joe Cooper: I mean all she did was suck his cock and try and steal your money. It could have been worse.
    Ansel: How?
    "Killer" Joe Cooper: Well... no, I suppose that's about as bad as it gets.

  • Ansel: Hey Chris. Why don't you do us all a big favour and just go kill yourself?

  • Ansel: I got him Joe! Fucking kill him!

  • "Killer" Joe Cooper: That poor, miserable bastard set his own genitals on fire just to teach his girlfriend a lesson. I guess he showed her. I wonder if she ever got over it.
    Dottie: Was he all right?
    "Killer" Joe Cooper: No. No, he was not all right. He set his genitals on fire.

  • "Killer" Joe Cooper: "What did you think this is, Let's Make a Deal? This is serious business you're fucking with here, boy.

  • "Killer" Joe Cooper: You insult me again, and I'll cut your face off and wear it over my own.

  • Chris: What do you mean? Hey, man, you talking about my sister?
    "Killer" Joe Cooper: Is that who she is?

  • "Killer" Joe Cooper: Tuna casserole! May I serve?
    Dottie: How are you gonna kill my mama?
    "Killer" Joe Cooper: That's not appropriate dinner conversation, Dottie.
    Dottie: It is if you poison her.

  • "Killer" Joe Cooper: Hey! What do you think?
    Ansel: I don't!

  • "Killer" Joe Cooper: Where you aware of this Ansel?
    Ansel: I'm never aware...

  • Dottie: I heard y'all talkin' bout killin' Momma, I think it's a good idea.
    Chris: Well there ya go.

  • G-Man: He really likes you
    G-Man: He really likes you.

  • Ansel: What fat kid?

  • "Killer" Joe Cooper: Do you want me to cut off your face and wear it?!

  • "Killer" Joe Cooper: I mean, she did was suck his cock and try to steal your money.
    "Killer" Joe Cooper: I mean all she did was suck his cock and try and steal your money. It could have been worse.
    "Killer" Joe Cooper: it could have been worse.
    Ansel Smith: How?
    Ansel: How?
    "Killer" Joe Cooper: Well... No, I suppose that´s about bad as it gets.
    "Killer" Joe Cooper: Well...
    "Killer" Joe Cooper: No, I suppose tha´s about bad as it gets.

  • "Killer" Joe Cooper: Whose Dick is that?
    "Killer" Joe Cooper: Who's dick is this?

  • "Killer" Joe Cooper: Dark or white?

  • "Killer" Joe Cooper: Who's dick is this? Is this your dick, Ansl?

  • Joe Cooper: Tuna casserole!

  • Dottie: I herd you all talkin' about killin Mama... I think it's a good idea.

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