John De Bello Director Director, Actor, Producer Tom Ashworth Bishop of Horton Plaza Actor John Astin Prof. Mortimer Gangreen Actor Suzanne Dean FT Groupie Actor Mary M. Egan American Tourist Actor Debi Fares Marie (the showgirl) Actor Amy Lawrence Marie (Marie's sister) Actor Steve Lundquist Igor, Louis the XXVII Actor Arnie Miller Tourist who has to go Actor J.R. Morley Keeper of the Shoe Actor Marc Price Michael Actor Rick Rockwell Ze Capitan Actor Angela Visser Marie Actor Kevin West Concert MC Actor J. Stephen Peace Producer