Kindergarten Cop (1990)
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as John Kimble
as Joyce Palmieri/Rachel Crisp
as Phoebe O'Hara
as Cullen Crisp
as Eleanor Crisp
as Sylvester's Mother
as Samantha's Mother
as Zach's Mother
as Capt. Salazar
as Keisha's Mother
as Joshua's Mother
as Street Tough
as Street Tough
as Schlowski's Assistant
as Superintendent Rice
as Crisp's Lawyer
as Male Hairstylist
as Zach's Father
as Mall Guard #1
as Mall Guard #2
as Samantha's Father
as Mall Guard #3
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Critic Reviews for Kindergarten Cop
If Reitman's film gets closer than most to covering the bases, there remain huge gaps in plausibility and a romantic subplot any ten-year-old could tell you is just plain icky.
In Kindergarten Cop, he plays off the Schwarzenegger image more gleefully and successfully than ever before.
[Director Reitman's] got a way with kids, and found a remarkable ensemble of 30 antic urchins to work with, cashing in on kindergarten's comic terrain and the blurted brutal honesty of the kids.
hough Schwarzenegger remains to acting what ham hocks are to a cheese course, he manages against all odds to be appealing as the Austrian au pair. Think of it as To Conan With Love.
Audience Reviews for Kindergarten Cop
Do I dare to say, Schwarzenegger's best acting work.
Ten reasons why I love Kindergarten Cop: 1. The way this movie introduces John Kimble is one of the best Arnold introductions ever! 2. Thug: "Who are you?" Arnold: "I'm the party pooper." *shotgun blast* 3. "It's not a tumor!" 4. "We're going to play a game. It's called 'Who Is Your Daddy, And What Does He Do?" 5. "Shuuuuuut uuuuuuuuuppp!" 6. "Take the toy back to the carpet. Take it back!" 7. "THERE IS NO BATHROOM!" 8. "My name is John Kimble. And I like my car." *cocks shotgun* 9. Penelope Ann Miller is gorgeous and oddly enough, she shares great chemistry with Arnold. 10. This is just a nice, sweet movie with a lot of heart....and Arnold kicking ass. I don't see what's not to like. I have a soft spot for Arnold movies. I admit it. I love them, despite how bad they are. I'm impervious to that reality. In other words, you could give me one hundred reasons why he's the worst actor in the world and why Kindergarten Cop sucks, and it won't change my mind one bit. Nobody entertains me the way Arnold does.
One of Arnolds funniest films of all time
Kindergarten Cop Quotes
|John Kimble:||I'm a cop you idiot ! I'm detective John Kimble !|
|John Kimble:||I'm a cop you idiot! I'm detective John Kimble!|
|John Kimble:||Who is your daddy and what does he do?|
|John Kimble:||Thanks for the tip.|
|John Kimble:||I'm going to ask a bunch of questions, and I want to have them answered immediately.|
|John Kimble:||I'm going to ask a bunch of questions and I want to have them answered immediately.|