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  • John Kimble: I'm a cop you idiot ! I'm detective John Kimble !
    John Kimble: I'm a cop you idiot! I'm detective John Kimble!


  • John Kimble: Who is your daddy and what does he do?


  • John Kimble: Thanks for the tip.


  • John Kimble: I'm going to ask a bunch of questions, and I want to have them answered immediately.
    John Kimble: I'm going to ask a bunch of questions and I want to have them answered immediately.


  • Miss Schlowski: Two more days of this, and he'll quit!


  • John Kimble: [Sees a fat kid eating everyone's lunches]: Are these all your lunches? FAT KID nods. KIMBLE: Picks him up. You mean you eat other people's lunches? STAHP IT!
    John Kimble: [sees a fat kid eating everyone's lunches] Are these all your lunches?
    John Kimble: [picks him up] You mean you eat other people's lunches? STOP IT!


  • John Kimble: SHUT UP!!
    John Kimble: SHUT UP!


  • Low Life: Who are you? (Kimble shoots at him).
    Low Life: Who are you? [Kimble shoots at him]
    John Kimble: I'm the party pooper.


  • Phoebe O'Hara: You're not so tough without your car, are you?


  • John Kimble: I have a headache.
    Lowell: It might be a tumor.
    John Kimble: It's not a tumor!


  • John Kimble: Oh, excuse me. I forgot to introduce myself. My name is John Kimble... [racks shotgun] And I love my car.
    John Kimble: Oh, excuse me. I forgot to introduce myself. My name is John Kimble... [racks shotgun]
    John Kimble: And I love my car!


  • John Kimble: its not a tumor
    John Kimble: It's not a tumor.


  • John Kimble: Who is your daddy, and what does he do?


  • John Kimble: SHUT UUUUUUUPPPP!!!
    John Kimble: Shut uuuppp!


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